Kumali is the biggest faggot in the world

90  2016-12-17 by DoubleGunsSockCucka

143 comments

Has this faggot never heard of Bollywood? He could have been watching people that look like him on screen his whole life, it's no one's fault but his own if he needed it to be in a fucking star wars movie.

Lol exactly. The arrogance and entitlement of moving to another part of the world and wondering why their media and movies don't reflect your background. Movies made in China, Korea, India, Mexico, and faggy European countries aren't scrutinized for their casts. I'm gonna move to Mumbai and complain that there aren't more white people in Gang Rape films.

We'll, there's usually one white person

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He's Indian? I didn't realize he was the curry kind of shit skin I always thought he was the strap a bomb to your chest shit skin

He's Pakistani but they watch Bollywood movies even though they hate India.

This delights me for some reason.

its nothing new - people all over the world watch (Hollywood) American movies

Okay, Lollywood then. Doesn't matter, my point is that there are plenty of film industries outside Hollywood. I'm guessing they don't put too many blacks or asians in those movies, but he's not concerned about that. He just wants to see "people who look like him". Self-absorbed douchebag.

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Jesus christ, stormfront much?

But he's a blacky paki so he is the second kind.

Beat it, gook

Vurrry good, Snoway!

It's because Indian people suck at stories, they need white people to do it but to have them in it so they can feel like they're part of a Star War.

He doesn't think his "people" are the bad guys yet if he lived with his people they throw him off a 3 story building for clearly being a faggot.

Actually they'd just torture him

Surah an-Nisa: Chapter 4: Verse 15; This verse is for men who commit the acts of sodomy:

وَاللَّذَانِ يَأْتِيَانِهَا مِنكُمْ فَآذُوهُمَا ۖ فَإِن تَابَا وَأَصْلَحَا فَأَعْرِضُوا < عَنْهُمَا ۗ إِنَّ اللَّهَ كَانَ تَوَّابًا رَّحِيمًا

And the two men who commit it, (sodomy) among you, dishonor them and torture them (in public) both. But if they repent and correct themselves, leave them alone. Indeed, Allah is ever Accepting of repentance and Merciful.

Leave it alone.

As The Prophet foretold: "Sniff, Mecca and shit, Sniff"

THAT AINT WHAT IT SAYS

Fawwwwk

How do you just have that verse ready to go

It's tattooed on his ass as a helpful reminder.

In case of any run ins while he's perusing the local talent in Libya perhaps

I heard SAMCRO Joe got an M tattooed on each cheek. That way when his Proud Boys were behind him it'd say MOM, and when they had his legs behind his head it'd say WOW.

You say that like throwing kumail off a roof is a bad thing

Fun fact, Season two of Telltale's The Walking Dead, he gets thrown off a roof.

I thought he was Indian?

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I hate this cunt, I really do.

Bitch moans and complains about lack of representation in Hollywood and stereotyping, then he shows up in Central Intelligence as an Indian guy who has a snake guard his lunch.

Imagine being that guy "Oooh, this industry is racist, this country is racist, you're all racist... excuse me... Hello... yes, this is Kumail Nanjiani... so you want me to play an Indian guy who has a snake guard his lunch... no... it's okay... no, please don't call Aziz... I'll do it... if you want, I could put a turban on... okay, well, I'll do it if you want me to... thank you... bye... Sorry about that, just a work thing. Where was I? Yeah, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RACIST!"

His stand up is dog shit

I know.

It reminds me of Tony Hinchcliffe a few months ago when he said "Instead of bitching about perceived racism and sexism in comedy, make your own shit, and make them come to you"

Then he was set upon by the SJW mob, bitching about racism and sexism in comedy, saying stuff like "I've been doing this for three years, why aren't I famous yet?! It's because I'm black/female/gay/whatever other reason" Seemingly not understanding that they don't just hand out millions of dollars to unproven entities, and oblivious to the slightest notion that they're absolute dog shit.

Kumail Nanjiani is one of those guys.

So he still cant call out racism even tho its run by white supremacist assholes while everyone claims its all liberals who run hollywood fuck off u pretentious cunt

You're trying too hard.

Well, I don't like Aziz's comedy and political views but he refuses to pretend he's got some strong Indian accent, refuses to do those roles knowing it might bring in cash but he's got his standards. But since Najiani is foreign and already has an accent he takes advantage of it and does any role he can and then complains about how Hollywood doesn't have any other roles for him. Then stop bitching when you fucking take those roles you call shitty. He's not calling anything out, he's not a revolutionary and he thinks he's a special snow flake. Fuck him

That's why I have no respect for these SJW types, who whine and complain about this stuff, then draw a paycheque, and all the while, "calling out" everyone who isn't on bended knee at the alter of Social Justice.

I think Kumail's problem is simple, he's not talented enough to change anything. They need an Indian looking guy, well, Russell Peters and Aziz Ansari are too famous for that, so that leaves Kumail Nanjiani, the guy from The Big Bang Theory (who is probably too famous in his own right to be "Indian Guy #1") and This guy who just shows up in stuff.

So, maybe he should take "Indian Guy" roles, take the money, and shut the fuck up. Or, he doesn't take the roles, does his own shit to make people want him for something other than "Indian Guy". It's like that line in Extras "You can either be the tortured artist with integrity, or you can be famous. Very few people can be both and you will NEVER be one of them"

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Some cunt responded on his twitter "I wish 1/2 the cast of every Star Wars film was a diverse group of women, from leads to extras. Why not reflect 2016 America?". Because it's a fucking movie about wars. No war in history was fought by 50% women.

Which is why I support women in combat. ONLY women in combat. Us men have been doing all the fighting for way too long. It's about time they pull their weight.

Plus, chicks in wheelchairs are easier to pick up.

Imagine if Putin and Trump agreed to that and just sent their militaries consisting of ONLY women to keep the rest of the world in line

Send the lesbos.

It would go well for about a month until they start fighting internally. Ever work in a workplace with primarily women? Yeah they can't stand one another.

I don't know. I think she has a good point. I would also like to see that movie about the Chilean miners that got stuck in the mountain have 50% women. I watched it and was deeply offended that all of the coal miners were men. Hello, it's 2016.

Why not reflect 2016 America? Because it takes place a long time ago!

Because it's a fucking movie about wars. No war in history was fought by 50% women.

It also took place in space, in a galaxy far, far away...

Women stink there too

"What does this button do?". It explodes, pretty simple

Twenty seconds later: "what does this button do?" Bitch!?

It's space movie where people have magic powers, swords made of light and space ships that shoot laser blast. It's not a period piece that has to reflect accurate demographics of historical armies.

having the cast reflect the audience makes sense.

It's space movie where people have magic powers, swords made of light and space ships that shoot laser blast. Having the cast reflect the audience doesn't mean anything. Stop putting stock in petty things.

MinorityBoycottHolly ‏@OscarsAJoke @kumailn I'm excited for diverse #RogueOne, but only 1 female & no women of color in its main cast should not be OK in 2016.

How do you even respond to something this irrational?

So we should shoe horn in diversity no matter what? What a great idea. Let's put the car in reverse too. Bollywood needs some more whites and jews please. This is not OK in 2016.

what about that movie about the negresses that inveted NASA

White people dont have a long history of being opresssssssedblahblahblahblahblah!!!!!!

WE WUZ SLAVES N SHIT TOO!!!

DIS MOTHAFUCKA RIGHT HER AINT BEEN FREE FOR A MINUTE!!!

Anything to further art from reality.

With a punch to the face.

By never stopping to drink.

What the fuck. The guy is on a very successful show, has a good career going, and he's bitching about 'representation'.

Shit like this makes me want to fucking nuke everyone.

Him and Maron arguing about stereotypes on one of Doug Benson's live shows was pretty good. Maron said some shit about he'll always be type cast as some kind of tech support. "Why we gotta be tech support, Maaarc?" A year later he's playing an autistic computer nerd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyAJcIzViVo

Maron got in a fight with him on stage at Nerdmelt and they hated each other for years, Maron even wrote a whole episode of his show based on it and a "Kumali" type character. (It was actually a pretty good episode)

They literally just made up like 2 months ago, he was on WTF. But he really sounds like an easily offended boring predictable lefty crybaby "progressive."

Maron is a hugely self-indulgent pontificating faggot for various reasons, but S2 of his show was superb.

I liked the first season the best, but 2 was pretty good too.

What ethnic group is the most better off than all the others? Oh that would be Indian Hindu's. :) Don't you feel good knowing how bad he has it?

Except he's a Pakistani Muslim. You fucking bigot.

Oh he is. I guess I got my camelfuckers confused.

Does Dell customer service know he's tweeting on the job?

Jawas are sand niggers, right? They are close enough Kumali. And what kind of name is Kumali anyway? What happened to good old American names?

His friends name was Harold. That's a good American name.

aint nobody wanna fuck no agatha

When are they going to put a fat faggot in an action movie so you guys can relate ?

Steven Segal has one every other month.

wtf he made like 10 movies in 2016

I hope Trump murders Kumal's family

Like personally murder them? That would be a strange turn of events.

Wouldn't that be awesome, he locks them in a basement and does em one at a time with a ballpeen hammer

Bollywood? More like, Halalywood.

Tssssssaji. Fawkin cricket home run!

Infantile minds. Extended adolescence. Borderline personality disorder. Faggotry.

I'm furious about the complete lack of nordic males in Bollywood movies, this should not be ok in 2016. Its really time to change, more 6,5" strong confident aryan types "kicking ass" in those shitty faggott indian piece of shit musicals.

Imagine moving to India and getting a great job in Bollywood and then spending your entire life complaining how Indian the place was? Fuck me these faggots have to go back.

I've heard Silicon Valley is pretty funny, but has he actually ever said anything funny? Every time I hear about him he sounds like a total stick in the mud.

He faked being assaulted by a Trump fan on election night.

Not even assaulted, just the fakest story of some guys yelling cuck at him.

Which in all fairness, he really epitomizes what a cuck is.

Words=assault you shitlord!

I used his words. And you're correct he's a faggot.

He's the straight man of Silicon Valley pretty much so no. Even Mike Judge just gave up making this cunt funny.

Is his mom still crying from the election results? I know a week after it was over, he was bummed out and still publicly consoling her.

why is this anti-American paki cunt here? DEPORT!

Trump President nahhh!!

Even without this post, if at any given time you asked me who the biggest faggot in the world was - I'd say Kumail Nunjiani

so yeah, I agree.

Who is the biggest faggot in the world?

Kumail Nanjiani

Honorable mention Paul Feig

Where are you at with the Jamie Kilstein?

Yeah I just googled him he makes the list for sure

You know maybe his people would get some more representation if they actually contributed to the entertainment industry. Black people are good comedians, athletes, musicians. What the fuck are Kumali's people good at aside from IT work.

Making a whole apartment building smell like what they're cooking

Shitting on the street?

Stealing 10 cents from your change every time you buy from gas stations

As a 36 year old Latino, the only time I notice that we don't have many great movie characters is on halloween. Only so many times one can be tony montana

What about Coffin Joe

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That's Anthony Kumali to you sir!

My people my people blah blah blah

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE

Aren't his people the sand people in the first Star Wars?

Looks like his wife already gets trolled on her tumblr

"oh my god, are you the girl dating aziz ansari? you're sooo lucky i wish i had a qt like him"

LOL

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He cried because the good guy s looked like him for the first time? Does he know about Bollywood and the 100 action flicks they churn out every day?

So I never once thought of structure or acts or anything. I just smiled, fought back tears & walked out into a better world.

A better world cause he saw a currynigger shoot a stormtrooper in a movie, feminist nerds are the worst people in the world.

http://www.impawards.com/2016/rogue_one_a_star_wars_story_ver5.html

The poster for the movie really is a "connect the dots" of ensuring that every minority group gets checked off. A twofold strategy in bolstering overseas appeal, and appeasing the current barometer for quality that diverse equals good. It's the same garbage you've seen twenty times before festooned with brown faces, slanted eyes, and hatchet wounds...revolutionary!

The Arab that Kumali cried over looks like a suicide bomber in the poster btw. His backpack looks like it's stuffed to the gills with c4. Does the character martyr himself with a tie fighter suicide crashing while chanting Admiral Ackbar?

Yes

Eventually there will be riots in the streets over the lack of LGBTQ representation in Star Wars and Disney will kowtow by having characters who don't embrace gender fluidity succumbing to the dark side.

what caste id his family from?

he said he's from a crazy Shiite minority over in Paki-land.

It's funny. Most liberals I know have been looking inward since the election and concluding that they pushed identity politics too hard for too long, alienating the white working class and pushing them into the arms of a manchild demagogue. They've concluded that the best way to move forward is to treat rural white people with the respect they deserve and tamp down the accusatory shrillness of SJW culture.

But Kumail is just business as usual.

gross

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Our faces are all of dark complexion when the house lights dim and the magical Star Wars crawl appears. Harmoniously united by an unyielding predilection for cynical corporate product.

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The only way that he, all of us on this sub, and the rest of America, could be truly satisfied, is to have an all female Star Wars next year, staring Leslie Jones.

I'm so sick of this low-test, soft-bodied, flat-haired paki faggot.

Kumali's SJW "comedy writer" wife has to approve of all of his tweets before he sends them out.

the movie wasn't even fucking good. it was a giant wink at the camera the entire time. HEY REMEMBER EPISODE 5? THIS WAS IN IT!!

I hope he has AIDS

Well movies are supposed to be an escape from reality.

Oh shut up you're fucking Indian.

Silicon Valley stinks. Computer geeks are unfunny faggots in real life.

TJ Miller is the only remotely funny thing about that show

Said no one ever

I like Kumail despite his SJW instincts

"We are such edge lord faggots that obsess over a radio show for fake internet points to bitch how whitey is the enemy to the LIBTARD CUCKS and we stalk other celebs tweets that dont agree with our white supremacist view"

Who the fuck are you?

Some nigger.

How gay is this comment section?

What a surprise, all your most recent comments are political ones. Why must you faggots always defend the shittiest people of your party, even when it's completely unnecessary?

that goes both ways

I agree

I understood this sub was filled with edgelords gooses, but this is embarrassing. It doesn't have a point, its not related to anything O&A or J&S, and its not even creative like some of the bashing on here can be. Its just throwing shit around trying to seem like cool outsiders opie wannabes or some faggy shit.

Just leave, you don't understand it here and you don't belong here. Go somewhere that's good, faggot.

But - "It doesn't have a point" !

What a complete faggot.

This is exactly the kind of thread I come here for.

Could you stop?

Sigh, whatever dude, I'm going to bed. You really came here and gave us close minded bigots the business. Wear those downvotes with pride and keep fighting the good fight.

Stop that talk, I just said you were being super gay. Its alright.

It's cold out here

Why would you ever use the term edgelord? Are you suffering from Low T?

There is a pretty clear point. You are just too retarded too see it. Now fuck off mongoboy.

> edgelord

the term popularized by tranny pedophile and hillary supporter Nick Nyberg.

Tssssssaji. Fawkin cricket home run!

Because it's a fucking movie about wars. No war in history was fought by 50% women.

It also took place in space, in a galaxy far, far away...

Like personally murder them? That would be a strange turn of events.

Steven Segal has one every other month.

Why not reflect 2016 America? Because it takes place a long time ago!

Wouldn't that be awesome, he locks them in a basement and does em one at a time with a ballpeen hammer

It's space movie where people have magic powers, swords made of light and space ships that shoot laser blast. It's not a period piece that has to reflect accurate demographics of historical armies.

having the cast reflect the audience makes sense.

Which is why I support women in combat. ONLY women in combat. Us men have been doing all the fighting for way too long. It's about time they pull their weight.

Plus, chicks in wheelchairs are easier to pick up.

White people dont have a long history of being opresssssssedblahblahblahblahblah!!!!!!

I don't know. I think she has a good point. I would also like to see that movie about the Chilean miners that got stuck in the mountain have 50% women. I watched it and was deeply offended that all of the coal miners were men. Hello, it's 2016.

what about that movie about the negresses that inveted NASA

Anything to further art from reality.