What presents did you guys ask Santa for?

9  2016-12-16 by [deleted]

33 comments

21  CorsicanPimp 2016-12-16

Tickets to Rich Vos at Bananas in New Jersey on January 13.

6  SteakSauce66 2016-12-16

Oh I could use a couple of those myself!

16  andycumiashow 2016-12-16

A nice chinky girl with little brown nipples to drain my bank account and strain my marriage.

13  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-16

hahaah you so funny Mr big man me show you good love long time? hahaha you penis so big like godzilla

💘💍

i bring family to house yes?

12  Anarox 2016-12-16

My madar she love you yes? You bring her to Americas yes? She varry niace and she kook

5 months later you're living in what can only be described as a Vietnamese opium den/ Nike factory

5  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-16

Sign me up

2  Anarox 2016-12-16

Free Nikes not included

15  FunkyTreasure 2016-12-16

An all white America

6  OswaldTheLucky 2016-12-16

Only 16 more days....

13  3stepsbackward 2016-12-16

I'm hoping Santa rewards me with the following:

  • an arrest warrant for Patton Oswalt, for murdering his wife.

  • for Anthony to do something embarrassingly stupid again this holiday season to entertain us all.

  • for Opie to cry on air in the year 2017.

  • and, if he has the time, a sexy transsexual for Jimmy. He's been a really good boy this year, so he deserves it.

11  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16

I want Santa to STOP lying about kids dying in his arms...

10  Aemon12 2016-12-16

A new cum rag.

8  cakehornnigga 2016-12-16

This link will probably bring in more traffic than that website has ever seen.

9  GRIZx 2016-12-16

LSD and 3 gigs of fart porn

7  Monospector 2016-12-16

(((Cleansing)))

6  justneedtologin 2016-12-16

A second shot at being young so I can use all the wisdom I've gained to fuck things up again and finally be motivated to shoot myself in the forehead.

3  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-16

Happy Holidays friend!! :)

5  [deleted] 2016-12-16

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4  Billyassman 2016-12-16

Juror on the Patton Oswalt wife's murder trial.

4  NumeroOtto 2016-12-16

peace on earth ... and fawkin peckahs

3  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-16

A new liver.

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16

:(

3  Z7ZZ77Z 2016-12-16

World peace :)

5  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-16

Only faggots don't want to turn the world into a parking lot.

3  [deleted] 2016-12-16

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3  CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-12-16

Some gabagool

1  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-16

Is that a real thing or a made up dish that just sounds wop like?

1  CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-12-16

It's just capocollo sliced thin. Calling it gabagool is a jersey wop thing sopranos made popular. Plus it's fun to say.

3  JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-16

A cock and a cunt.

2  brandoniskindadead 2016-12-16

A rope and a chair

2  boring_oneliner 2016-12-16

I asked him for a top post about Amy Schumer on /r/cringeanarchy

Looks like my wish came true

https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/5ipm37/dailymail_pretending_that_amy_schumer_has_a/

2  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16

To smell Margot Robbie's asshole

1  [deleted] 2016-12-16

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1  bambonk 2016-12-16

Hot dogs

1  garmnarnar 2016-12-16

A new prescription of Truvada.

1  [deleted] 2016-12-16

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1  WoopEmGangbangStyle 2016-12-16

Head thing for my goofle pixel so I can immerse myself in a fake world where I matter :(

1  ElectricHellKnight 2016-12-16

More firearms.

5  throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-16

Sign me up

1  CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-12-16

It's just capocollo sliced thin. Calling it gabagool is a jersey wop thing sopranos made popular. Plus it's fun to say.