Patton has filled the (rather large, round) hole his wife's death has left in his life with going fucking overboard with Trump fixation. It's really sad.
I am disturbed that Patton would force his daughter to wear pink. I think it really reinforces a problematic gender-based stereotype. I can't think of anything more destructive to the mind of a young child than putting her in a pink dress with perhaps the exception of murdering her mother.
Saying Patton is still "pretty funny" is like saying Chris Benoit was still a pretty good wrestler or OJ Simpson still had some great games rushing for the Bills.
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11 Phantas_Magorical 2016-12-16
ENHANCE
3 unclepaul84 2016-12-16
Omg
2 Phantas_Magorical 2016-12-16
Truly a sick individual
2 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
JESUS CHRIST!
9 Guinness525 2016-12-16
We must act NOW, before this child becomes his next victim.
9 Dennyislife 2016-12-16
Isn't that Lena Dunham?
8 RaiderRush2112 2016-12-16
pizzagate
4 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-16
SOMEONE CHECK HER FUCKING EYES!!
Patton my be abusing that young ladie's teste's and pelvus
6 DaveNone 2016-12-16
She looks just like Patton. She's going to be one seriously unattractive, dumpy lesbian in a few years.
5 TakeMeXenu 2016-12-16
Is Patton gender fluid?
1 pray_to_pekka 2016-12-16
Yes his wife kept misgendering him. Now he's the mommy and daddy
4 [deleted] 2016-12-16
Go to sleep you little baby
Go to sleep you little baby
Your momma's gone away and your daddy's gone to stay
Didn't leave nobody but the baby
suuuuure
4 unclepaul84 2016-12-16
I can't imagine being a kid living alone in a house with him
3 Opprobriousness 2016-12-16
She must get jealous of how many toys Patton has.
3 TheScarletR 2016-12-16
About to toss her off the nearest cliff, in a TroyQuan-esque fashion
3 JusJusRagno 2016-12-16
Patton lived 97 Bonnie and Clyde.
3 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-16
Patton and Georgette.
3 _Gnostic 2016-12-16
You guys remember when he referred to his wife as a "hottie" on one of his specials? Yeah...
2 GWARscientist 2016-12-16
Face swap request please.
3 Yaseetheo 2016-12-16
I thought it already was swapped...
2 Opprobriousness 2016-12-16
Patton has filled the (rather large, round) hole his wife's death has left in his life with going fucking overboard with Trump fixation. It's really sad.
1 SynisterSilence 2016-12-16
He's been like this since his announcement though, a lot of comedians have
Is this sub on a witch hunt or something?
2 GothamJustice 2016-12-16
Holy Moley - that kid will grow up to look just like dad!
1 TangerineReam 2016-12-16
His daughter is going to turn out to be the hotter version of Lena Dunham
1 RichHeads 2016-12-16
That looks like a really uncomfortable way to be held.
1 GiygasFetus 2016-12-16
I am disturbed that Patton would force his daughter to wear pink. I think it really reinforces a problematic gender-based stereotype. I can't think of anything more destructive to the mind of a young child than putting her in a pink dress with perhaps the exception of murdering her mother.
1 stoplookinggatmeswan 2016-12-16
Thumbnail looked like the worlds worst ventriloquism act loolz!!
Also NICE SUNGLASSES FAGGOT!
-7 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
AAAAAEEEEIGGGHH NEEEEIGGGHHH!!!
3 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-16
Saying Patton is still "pretty funny" is like saying Chris Benoit was still a pretty good wrestler or OJ Simpson still had some great games rushing for the Bills.
-2 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
NIGGA! WHO DA FUCK IS CHRIS BENOIT?
1 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-16
Fuck you.
0 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
Fag
3 unclepaul84 2016-12-16
Omg
2 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
JESUS CHRIST!
3 Opprobriousness 2016-12-16
She must get jealous of how many toys Patton has.