Jim and Sam should hire Joanne Nosuchinsky, even though it breaks 'no girls allowed' part of Opie's recipe for good radio.
2 2016-12-16 by ReDMeridiaN
She's got a hot body and face (nose kind of big and pointy), she's done that kind of work before, and she quit her job at fox too soon and needs the cash. I have to think a third mic would help break up some of the obnoxious rabbit holes they go down (like the bean bag chair abomination this morning.
18 comments
11 TheScarletR 2016-12-16
She stinks. We arent watching our radios you desperate fag
2 [deleted] 2016-12-16
She's a one trick pony dame, and that trick is looking good.
0 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-16
Just a suggestion. Feel free to ignore it and go back to getting your sloppy blown out boi pussy hammered.
6 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-16
Jim couldn't handle it and would eventually inappropriately touch her and blame it on his lack of sleep.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-16
Or when he pops boners in the studio every once in a while.
4 [deleted] 2016-12-16
His stomach would blow up after he stops farting every 15 secs.
4 Individually_Placed 2016-12-16
She is, in my opinion, the most tolerable girl that has every been on any iteration of the morning show. She's got a good sense of humor, doesn't interject nonsensical feminist shit into the conversation and doesn't have a "ME ME ME" attitude when in conversation. Does that mean I want her as third mic? No. But she seems cool to hang out with (for a girl).
2 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
She would never want to hang out with you, if that means anything to you or not.
1 leedsjr 2016-12-16
So did Amy.
Just sayin'.
1 Individually_Placed 2016-12-16
Yeah, well, Joann isn't a fatso joke stealer.
4 RacistPigeon 2016-12-16
Why not. They already suck a dick on the radio, why not add someone who does the same in general life.
3 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
Jimmy's not above sucking some tranny cock in his personal life.
Sam seems more like a pure bottom...
2 DickPunchOpie 2016-12-16
Never heard of this gal but google images tells me that she has the credentials to work on a news program. She could at least belt out a "Guyyyys" to keep the show in line now and then.
1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
Fuck that, why do you want a HOLE brought in? I agree with Opie on that. Too many times show producers want to bring in a snatch to get their POV. I can literally (figuratively) see Patrice's eyes roll in his grave. Why don't you tune into The View if you want to watch some bitches trying to be funny?
-2 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-16
Beautifully written. I bet you're a real hit at parties.
2 cosko 2016-12-16
Do ya?
0 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
Where did her tits parts go?
-1 HitEmWTheHeinnn 2016-12-16
Yeah!?!?! Well, why are ya the Red Meridian? What are ya? Like an imaginary dividing line with a period or sumtin!?!??! fuck yyyaaaaaa
-2 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-16
Beautifully written. I bet you're a real hit at parties.