Nah, that actually looks amazingly good and funny. Amy has improved heeps as an actor, and is showing bravery letting a man say "your vagina" instead of stealing all the laughs by saying "muh vagina" herself.
There's some serious makeup juju going on with Goldie. Her face looks like solid plastic. Oh, wait, it probably is. A muppet is more lifelike than she is.
And Amy still can't act. This is gonna flop hard. Chris Farley pulled off "fat and funny", she doesn't.
Nobody under 40 knows or gives a fuck who Goldie Hawn is, and Amy can't carry a movie alone. If this movie makes half of what it cost to make, I'll be shocked. This should be a straight to DVD movie, but they're gonna blow big cash promoting this hunk of shit - my hope is that between this, and the Barbie movie (if it even gets made), is she'll never be given a starring role again.
That Barbie movie won't be her fault, just Sony's. They wreck careers and leave a wake with their GARBAGE. Andrew Garfield took a punch over those Spiderman Movies, he's just now back on his feet.
I would love see them all waiting for an elevator to open and a Shining-type waterfall of hot chunky diarrhea just cascades through the doors and drowns them slowly.
OOO BOY are they raking her over the coals in the comments on Youtube. And the funny thing is: THE SJW's HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON AMY, so they're not going to try to write op articles against the misogynist and Russian hackers who hate this movie and "let" it bomb.
27,820 views so far after being posted today: 878 likes, 1,124 DISLIKES.
One comment: "I'm a simple man I see Amy Schumer and I dislike"
The production certainly looks like it has a lot of polish but man, do none of the jokes come close to hitting. This is going to go over like a lead balloon when they put it in front of packed audiences. Also, Amy is becoming more aggressively unattractive by the second. Nobody wants to see your bikini bod, girl! That damage is begging to be concealed under a one-piece, and by that I mean burka.
Just found another Snatched video clip where Emily Middleton (Amy Schumer) boyfriend dumps her on the eve of their exotic vacation...
have look. http://moviesputlocker.me/snatched-2017/
36 comments
29 shickadantz 2016-12-16
Amy is aggressively ugly
15 Stud_beaner_69 2016-12-16
Fuck yeah, this is going to bomb
10 3stepsbackward 2016-12-16
In the 3d version, it'll be like her fat is coming right at you.
1 herpacin 2016-12-16
In IMAX I hear you can smell her gunt moisture.
10 nickg420 2016-12-16
The only part that was good was when the kid at the end told the truth...
"You look like melted candles..."
8 literalotherkin 2016-12-16
dis looks fawwkkkin gud.
1 Balake123 2016-12-16
Do you like it Chip?
8 User234524352345 2016-12-16
FAWKING HOME RUN CUNTS!
Nah, that actually looks amazingly good and funny. Amy has improved heeps as an actor, and is showing bravery letting a man say "your vagina" instead of stealing all the laughs by saying "muh vagina" herself.
7 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-16
Tss why not PIG screen or sumpthin
7 SkepticSloth 2016-12-16
There's some serious makeup juju going on with Goldie. Her face looks like solid plastic. Oh, wait, it probably is. A muppet is more lifelike than she is.
And Amy still can't act. This is gonna flop hard. Chris Farley pulled off "fat and funny", she doesn't.
Nobody under 40 knows or gives a fuck who Goldie Hawn is, and Amy can't carry a movie alone. If this movie makes half of what it cost to make, I'll be shocked. This should be a straight to DVD movie, but they're gonna blow big cash promoting this hunk of shit - my hope is that between this, and the Barbie movie (if it even gets made), is she'll never be given a starring role again.
1 TangerineReam 2016-12-16
That Barbie movie won't be her fault, just Sony's. They wreck careers and leave a wake with their GARBAGE. Andrew Garfield took a punch over those Spiderman Movies, he's just now back on his feet.
Sony Pictures should be "renovated" by Hezbollah
1 JDNewWorks 2016-12-16
That was mean
7 [deleted] 2016-12-16
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5 RacistPigeon 2016-12-16
You fat cunt that dinosaur Hawn is 100% hotter than you.
4 OswaldTheLucky 2016-12-16
It's only being shown in IMAX theaters, because Amy couldn't fit in a regular sized screen.
3 MedicatedHead 2016-12-16
The GENIUS men who rule Hollywood only green-light female driven projects so they have to pay them less.
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-16
Did you notice how they managed to add
and just so happened to leave out Feig's other masterpiece of Ghostbuster 2016 out of it. Yeah, that was intentional
1 MedicatedHead 2016-12-16
I would love see them all waiting for an elevator to open and a Shining-type waterfall of hot chunky diarrhea just cascades through the doors and drowns them slowly.
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-16
That's a little too high brow for the Feig-meister
3 McGowan9 2016-12-16
I guess the old saying is true, the camera does indeed add 180 pounds.
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-16
nobody told her to eat it...
3 spooky_rationality 2016-12-16
Guys, this is funny, get over it.
3 TangerineReam 2016-12-16
OOO BOY are they raking her over the coals in the comments on Youtube. And the funny thing is: THE SJW's HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON AMY, so they're not going to try to write op articles against the misogynist and Russian hackers who hate this movie and "let" it bomb.
27,820 views so far after being posted today: 878 likes, 1,124 DISLIKES.
One comment: "I'm a simple man I see Amy Schumer and I dislike"
And a lot of South Park quotes.
3 SumEdv2 2016-12-16
The whale cum joke was funny. #Sorry #PlsGiveGold
2 RaiderRush2112 2016-12-16
This obsession with this cunt on here is getting old. There has to be a ms piggy sub or something by now right?
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-16
She's a cunt.
2 Puddinlegzz 2016-12-16
Schumer? I hardly know her
Tssst
2 jfral 2016-12-16
The production certainly looks like it has a lot of polish but man, do none of the jokes come close to hitting. This is going to go over like a lead balloon when they put it in front of packed audiences. Also, Amy is becoming more aggressively unattractive by the second. Nobody wants to see your bikini bod, girl! That damage is begging to be concealed under a one-piece, and by that I mean burka.
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-16
tss why doesn't the production have a lot of czech or german or sumpthin?
2 mikestl1988 2016-12-16
Snatched....ya see Snatch is slang for pussy you see hahahahaha Oh Amy and her vagina jokes, so strong and brave
1 DoubleGunsSockCucka 2016-12-16
I smell a flop
7 SteakSauce66 2016-12-16
That's flop sweat, actually.
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1 Yaseetheo 2016-12-16
Red band tss fuckin good one. Period yumor.
1 Billyassman 2016-12-16
Open the bay door's, Get Ready,steady,almost there,Bombs Away........Great job jews, another tax write off.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-12-16
I was set up to hate this but I didn't mind it, looks like any of those other ones like Due Date and whatever the fuck.
3 crookedmile 2016-12-16
So you're accepting mediocre then?
3 TriangleDimes 2016-12-16
I don't hate mediocre.
n/a robert-wilson 2016-12-16
Just found another Snatched video clip where Emily Middleton (Amy Schumer) boyfriend dumps her on the eve of their exotic vacation... have look. http://moviesputlocker.me/snatched-2017/
1 Balake123 2016-12-16
Do you like it Chip?