Snatched trailer - Amy Schumer on the BIG screen

10  2016-12-16 by crookedmile

36 comments

Amy is aggressively ugly

Fuck yeah, this is going to bomb

In the 3d version, it'll be like her fat is coming right at you.

In IMAX I hear you can smell her gunt moisture.

The only part that was good was when the kid at the end told the truth...

"You look like melted candles..."

dis looks fawwkkkin gud.

Do you like it Chip?

FAWKING HOME RUN CUNTS!

Nah, that actually looks amazingly good and funny. Amy has improved heeps as an actor, and is showing bravery letting a man say "your vagina" instead of stealing all the laughs by saying "muh vagina" herself.

Tss why not PIG screen or sumpthin

There's some serious makeup juju going on with Goldie. Her face looks like solid plastic. Oh, wait, it probably is. A muppet is more lifelike than she is.

And Amy still can't act. This is gonna flop hard. Chris Farley pulled off "fat and funny", she doesn't.

Nobody under 40 knows or gives a fuck who Goldie Hawn is, and Amy can't carry a movie alone. If this movie makes half of what it cost to make, I'll be shocked. This should be a straight to DVD movie, but they're gonna blow big cash promoting this hunk of shit - my hope is that between this, and the Barbie movie (if it even gets made), is she'll never be given a starring role again.

That Barbie movie won't be her fault, just Sony's. They wreck careers and leave a wake with their GARBAGE. Andrew Garfield took a punch over those Spiderman Movies, he's just now back on his feet.

Sony Pictures should be "renovated" by Hezbollah

That was mean

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You fat cunt that dinosaur Hawn is 100% hotter than you.

It's only being shown in IMAX theaters, because Amy couldn't fit in a regular sized screen.

The GENIUS men who rule Hollywood only green-light female driven projects so they have to pay them less.

Did you notice how they managed to add

from the producers of "The Heat" and "Spy"

and just so happened to leave out Feig's other masterpiece of Ghostbuster 2016 out of it. Yeah, that was intentional

I would love see them all waiting for an elevator to open and a Shining-type waterfall of hot chunky diarrhea just cascades through the doors and drowns them slowly.

That's a little too high brow for the Feig-meister

I guess the old saying is true, the camera does indeed add 180 pounds.

nobody told her to eat it...

Guys, this is funny, get over it.

OOO BOY are they raking her over the coals in the comments on Youtube. And the funny thing is: THE SJW's HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON AMY, so they're not going to try to write op articles against the misogynist and Russian hackers who hate this movie and "let" it bomb.

27,820 views so far after being posted today: 878 likes, 1,124 DISLIKES.

One comment: "I'm a simple man I see Amy Schumer and I dislike"

And a lot of South Park quotes.

The whale cum joke was funny. #Sorry #PlsGiveGold

This obsession with this cunt on here is getting old. There has to be a ms piggy sub or something by now right?

She's a cunt.

Schumer? I hardly know her

Tssst

The production certainly looks like it has a lot of polish but man, do none of the jokes come close to hitting. This is going to go over like a lead balloon when they put it in front of packed audiences. Also, Amy is becoming more aggressively unattractive by the second. Nobody wants to see your bikini bod, girl! That damage is begging to be concealed under a one-piece, and by that I mean burka.

tss why doesn't the production have a lot of czech or german or sumpthin?

Snatched....ya see Snatch is slang for pussy you see hahahahaha Oh Amy and her vagina jokes, so strong and brave

I smell a flop

That's flop sweat, actually.

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Red band tss fuckin good one. Period yumor.

Open the bay door's, Get Ready,steady,almost there,Bombs Away........Great job jews, another tax write off.

I was set up to hate this but I didn't mind it, looks like any of those other ones like Due Date and whatever the fuck.

So you're accepting mediocre then?

I don't hate mediocre.

Just found another Snatched video clip where Emily Middleton (Amy Schumer) boyfriend dumps her on the eve of their exotic vacation... have look. http://moviesputlocker.me/snatched-2017/

Do you like it Chip?