What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?...

69  2016-12-16 by FunkyTreasure

Anthony never bought a MacBook for someone he thought was a 14 year old toilet

31 comments

37  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-16

BOOOOOO!

What's the difference between Bruce Jenner and Roman Polanski?

Nothing. They're both "a broad." Dvvv dvvv

21  RonBengtan 2016-12-16

The people who come on this sub aren't afraid of toilets?

9  Liambada 2016-12-16

The people on this sub aren't afraid to come in toilets.

9  AlchemyWizard 2016-12-16

A toilet could actually win an election and be president

7  bambonk 2016-12-16

And one did!

-2  SirWallaceII 2016-12-16

Because HRC was not a streaming pile of dog shit or anything.

14  winkleham 2016-12-16

Why can't they both be cunts?

2  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-16

Because libtards!!!

3  bambonk 2016-12-16

Ya mudda's pecka.

6  iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-16

Then what did he think Dani was?

16  1073WAAF 2016-12-16

A twenty year old toilet.

5  fish_flower 2016-12-16

I was gonna say you don't shit in a toilet's hole but then I remembered that you do.

5  bambonk 2016-12-16

Toilets don't follow you around when you're finished using them

3  aegrotatio 2016-12-16

People on this sub have a toilet.

2  skankhunt420lol 2016-12-16

Nobody asks questions about the bruises on your toilet.

2  tastyonions 2016-12-16

I don't pretend to be having a good time around my toilet. Also, my toilet's mother isn't a cunt.

2  LevStrauss 2016-12-16

I don't get as aroused when I shit on a toilet.

2  LevStrauss 2016-12-16

The vast majority of toilets in the world are the right color.

1  NumeroOtto 2016-12-16

it was interesting recently to hear people saying Ant got it too hard on the sub

15  K1bbler 2016-12-16

I think they were referring to Sue pounding his asshole.

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1  VeritablyClean 2016-12-16

There's nothing wrong about getting intimate with a black toilet

1  [deleted] 2016-12-16

I thought it was a Wish Listed iPad from Amazon.

1  UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-12-16

A toilet is still useful after you come inside it.

2  Ant_Sucks 2016-12-16

Useful for what?

2  OpiesPendulousUdders 2016-12-16

A satisfying post-jizz turd of course, you silly goose.

1  Barbx 2016-12-16

You can't flush used condoms down your woman.

1  JohnnyHeadrats 2016-12-16

Speak for yourself!

1  VeritablyClean 2016-12-16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnclCRCzGyo a classic

0  [deleted] 2016-12-16

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-1  stinksskc 2016-12-16

Nubs

0  Lish_fips89 2016-12-16

You generally aren't burdened with the responsibility of cleaning a woman, despite contributing, in part, to her lack of cleanliness.

0  suchanjv 2016-12-16

A toilet has never had a baby die inside of it...oh wait...It has

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-2  SirWallaceII 2016-12-16

Because HRC was not a streaming pile of dog shit or anything.

1  JohnnyHeadrats 2016-12-16

Speak for yourself!