PHd of Comedy Cuck Metzger visits Shanghai for two days and quickly graduates with a doctorate in Chinese Police Studies

35  2016-12-15 by Ant_Sucks

44 comments

I consult with a Chinese mining corp in central china ... there is an 8pm curfew in many towns, and the cops executed a 12yr old for dealing meth (so they say) ... Kurt is a typical tourist generalizing about a country having visited one city

Yeah, the worst kind of liberal are the ones fetishizing the non-West because it's exotic to them. They've been doing that since the USSR. Complaining about gays not getting a wedding cake baked then saying Iran isn't so bad on Twitter.

Kurt is a typical tourist generalizing about a country having visited one city

...for two days.

He's worse than those 40 year olds that did one semester abroad in Paris, 20 years ago, but are still somehow experts on European politics without ever having been back and still bring it up at every work party or family gathering.

The cops there have it easier because there's significantly less black people causing all the crime.

That's interesting. One of my father in law's friends is a police chief in a smallish city and he says that it's harder to be a cop in China because they can't get away with that much.

I'm willing to bet it varies depending on the local officials.

Edit: of course he could've been bullshitting me to make his job appear more noble... fucking "face"

It depends what you mean "get away with." He may be referring to robbing and raping people.

According to Club Soda Kenny if you get a free donut from a gas station the cops will take your badge, take everything said by a cop about how hard their job is with a grain of salt.

Yes, I'm sure the it's the cops who are just going around annoying a completely innocent shambling coke fiend with impotent rage issues.

I would imagine most decent cops upon seeing Kurt would ask "Sir, do you need help?"

They don't have niggers in China...for now at least.

China is doing a real number on Africa right now. A lot of Africans are saying "Come back, whitey!"

Some things make me smile, still.

That's broadly true, but there are a large number of African immigrants in Guangzhou.

It hasn't been a good fit so far.

The funny thing is, niggers bitch about white people all the time - virtually all other races hate their guts. Take Arabs that these nigglets take their names, they hate them with vengeance.

It's everyone else's fault.

TELL THEM TO BEHAVE

Their race didn't do nuthin! They was jus turnin' they lives around!

They tend not to release movies with black leads unless it's huge like Star Wars: The Nigger And White Bitch Return because they refuse to watch movies with black people. They discussed this in the Sony emails when Kevin Hart was wanting more money and they said they're limited in where they can open black comedies.

virtually all other races hate their guts

Every race hates every other race. White and black people are the only ones that have at least tried to extend an olive branch to each other, and that's only because they were forced to live together in America.

Seriously though, for whatever reason separate peoples just can't occupy the same land peacefully. There's always conflict of some kind.

Angolan women carried bin bags of shopping on their heads, Somali men in long robes peddled currency exchange, Uygur restaurateurs slaughtered lamb on the street, Congolese merchants ordered wholesale underwear from Chinese-run shops, Nigerian men hit the Africa Bar for a Tsingtao and plate of jollof rice.

[...]

Today, that dream is fading -- if not finished.

oh no what a shame

But if they start leaving, how will the Chinese find a service to remove their hats?

I, for one, have achieved my dreams of ordering wholesale underwear.

holy shit your thread title, lol

Someone should tweet him videos of Chinese people backing up 4 times over their traffic accident victims to ensure they're dead cause it's cheaper than being legally liable pay their hospital bills if they survive.

hope the Chinese Police are there to help you if theres any problems or anything though!

My father-in-law's driver passed a cop on the highway taking us to the airport (edit: to be clear, this was in China).

That shit never happens in the USA. My understanding is that cops in the USA have way more authority / leeway to fuck with people.

Also important to note that there are very few minorities in China, as /u/the_kronkez pointed out. It's harder to fuck with people when there aren't many targets you won't get punished for.

Edit2: Also, he went to Shanghai? That's a huge foreigner city, go deeper inward if you really want to experience China you fag.

Their military have much more authority over issues in the country whereas our troops mainly just go overseas. America brings out the National Guard for a bad riot, but otherwise you don't see our Army roaming the streets.

It's almost like they make a point not to harass the people who are clearly tourists.

Too bad he didn't get stabbed by a half retarded flat faced rice eater

You seem happy there, Kurt! I hope you find the courage to stay in the place that makes you feel comfortable. Don't be bullied into returning to the States!

Lol! White people in China get pulled off the street to sit in on business meetings and do TV shows. Talk about white privilege. Of course the cops aren't going to fuck with an obvious tourist who is a foot taller than everyone else.

Do they have Reddit in China? We need to alert the violent military about this degenerate round eye.

No, they block all Western sites pretty much.

"I was powdering up with some fat rails right in Tiananmen Square and a pig didn't even look at me."

You civilians just don't understand comedy.

Just seems like a quick joke TBH you sensitive queen.

Can we send Sherrod and video the beating.Hey Opie I gotcha viral.

I'm sure it'll pan out well when you post on twitter how much freer a country is that has outlawed twitter.

I am convinced the song Cokie the Clown is about this nigger.

The answer is China doesn't have a group of adorable children that think, "Blue Lives Matter" more than everybody else.

Can someone book him into a club in downtown Aleppo?

Most cops across the first and second world are actually friendly and helpful. Big city cops in the USA are the exception.

as a kid my local policeman here in england used to do his rounds on a pushbike. He once caught me chasing rival kids with a sledgehammer and just wagged his finger. That was enough. I wasn't going to mess with a 50 year old fat man on a bike.

But then i am white.

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He should go to Tibet and see how well the police treat him after that.

Crops

PHilosophy doctor-man.