8 2016-12-15 by ricswrangler
5 piggyboi 2016-12-15
It's a cruel decision when you look like Sam and choose to breed.
3 867-5309- 2016-12-15
I feel like Sam agreed to have a kid as a way to save his failing marriage. The smart money is on a divorce before the kid is potty trained.
2 lestatjenkins 2016-12-15
I know a certain uncle that would love this!
4 ricswrangler 2016-12-15
Turkey foot?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-15
If Sam has a girl and doesn't name it "Opetta," he's a sell out.
And may their first child, be a masculine child.
2 RacistPigeon 2016-12-15
With Sam as the father, there is -6000% chance of that.
2 SGFTI 2016-12-15
So you're saying there's a chance.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-12-15
Through the perfect confluence of genetic anomalies, Sams son will probably be a 6'8" future UFC HW champ.
2 shmigshmog 2016-12-15
ShuUure
2 malvin77 2016-12-15
Just tickle his feet a lil....coochycooo....put his little hands around the eel with the smelly onions....
1 molotovspritzer 2016-12-15
Definite c section
11 comments
5 piggyboi 2016-12-15
It's a cruel decision when you look like Sam and choose to breed.
3 867-5309- 2016-12-15
I feel like Sam agreed to have a kid as a way to save his failing marriage. The smart money is on a divorce before the kid is potty trained.
2 lestatjenkins 2016-12-15
I know a certain uncle that would love this!
4 ricswrangler 2016-12-15
Turkey foot?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-15
If Sam has a girl and doesn't name it "Opetta," he's a sell out.
And may their first child, be a masculine child.
2 RacistPigeon 2016-12-15
With Sam as the father, there is -6000% chance of that.
2 SGFTI 2016-12-15
So you're saying there's a chance.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-12-15
Through the perfect confluence of genetic anomalies, Sams son will probably be a 6'8" future UFC HW champ.
2 shmigshmog 2016-12-15
ShuUure
2 malvin77 2016-12-15
Just tickle his feet a lil....coochycooo....put his little hands around the eel with the smelly onions....
1 molotovspritzer 2016-12-15
Definite c section