The guests on Jim and Sam are fucking atrocious - stop it with these dog shit guests.
113 2016-12-15 by piggyboi
The fucking Full House has-beens? And you don't ask the one about sucking dick for meth? This is Sam's influence - he wants it to be the fucking Morning Mashup. If I wanted to listen to celebrities getting rimmed, I'd tune into Stern - at least they'd be A list.
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37 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-12-15
Who the fuck was that guy selling sports shit? Aggressively boring.
Tbh I can't think of a single guest I've liked besides WHM. I love the shit out of the first half hour when it's just Jim and Sam doing a little riffin, and then turn it off about ten minutes thru the first interview.
13 panjshirlion 2016-12-15
The sports guy was Brendon Steiner. He went on O&A and O&J like twice a year, and it was always a fucking drag. He has some deal with Sirius, it seems like.
7 aegrotatio 2016-12-15
He's interesting for the first 3 minutes and they spend the rest of his paid appearance trying to remember old stories of people signing shit.
At least they don't have that shitty jeweler from the other corner of 8th and Walnut and his astonishingly shitty golden dipped roses that are obviously not roses that were dipped.
6 RamonFrunkis 2016-12-15
I actually bought my 90 year old grandma one for Mother's Day. They are as tacky Guido Philly trash as you'd expect. She loved it because she had severe cataracts.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-15
At least you'll be able to pawn it in 2.5 months.
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-15
"This is real gold-plated tin, bro"
5 PepperTheCentaur 2016-12-15
I hate Steven Singer.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-15
But that's what he wants! For some odd reason. Goddamn, do I hate these type of people who "embrace their haters", so fuckin cringey.
10 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2016-12-15
Jeffery Dean Morgan would've been interesting but that scramble-brained retard Gary Busey ruined any chance of interesting conversation.
13 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2016-12-15
Busey was one of the best episodes yet. I thought that was one of the few decent guests.
9 Pacman999 2016-12-15
Yah, an in depth discussion of the Walking Dead would have been far more interesting than the hilarious trainwreck of Busey. This was the best segment of the show so far, but ya, I wanted to hear more about Negan's motivation.
1 aegrotatio 2016-12-15
Walking Dead... where "D.E.A.D." means Dick Eating Anal Dabbler.
4 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-12-15
Gary does tend to dominate the conversation, doesn't he?
4 aidspiss 2016-12-15
Great, that bore Brendon Steiner again. I can't wait for appearances of Steven Singer and the Bunny Ranch pimp.
-10 Sippycupofpee 2016-12-15
your fucking kidding..Jim and sam riff'n?? Its the stupidest fucking shit. Who cares if sam gets mad at anything, the average high school girl can snap him in half. And get some fucking sleep douche bag jim, nobody cares you nasally bitch. And don't try and make radio stars out of your incredibly boring staff-trov d bag.
-2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
the teff stuff was embarrassing
28 fish_flower 2016-12-15
yeah this is exactly the problem. guests that they should mess with they treat with respect, it's fucking weird and boring.
They teased our buttholes with nancy grace then when our dicks were rock hard they left us hanging with a pair of dangly cumfilled blue balls desperately needing to be drained.
drain my cumball /u/therealjimnorton
7 jarjarjelly 2016-12-15
this is why I'm never gonna even bother with the show. Anthony does the same thing on TACS. They don't have tits doing the legwork anymore, they have to make their own shows/careers now, and they're acting like it and it's going to be boring
16 Colin_Bowell 2016-12-15
Most of their guests are shit. Either comics I've never heard of promoting their podcasts or actors that I don't care about. And their questions are never good.
16 suspiciouslyofficial 2016-12-15
I like the show a lot, but I usually only listen to the fist chunk of the show where it's just Sam and Jim.
If I know who the guests are then I'm down but I just turn it off or skip ahead until they're back to just them 2.
I expect they'll get into a groove, and get better guests. Still very early to judge.
6 dankfranklin 2016-12-15
Yeah, I'm the same way. It's a very listenable show when it's just Jim and Sam, but as soon as some shithead guest comes in, I'm out.
1 I_am_Norwegian 2016-12-15
I loved the show for the first couple of weeks. At this point I just get annoyed when they repeat the same conversation topic again and again.
I'm probably one of the few people that has always enjoyed Sam, and my ability to tolerate bullshit is high, but they're just so aggressive with the repetition.
14 NumeroOtto 2016-12-15
they have always been terrible interviewers who get shitty guests .. people listen for the comedians going through whats in the news or on social media, and we hope for a joke once in a while
14 dakkar1 2016-12-15
sam on his own is fucking atrocious.
11 piggyboi 2016-12-15
Have you ever seen him on Red Eye? Even the third-rate comics and personalities they have on that show end up making him look like an absolute amateur, like someone they pulled off of 48th Street and stuck in front of the camera.
5 dakkar1 2016-12-15
i cant. i readily admit i have an unreasonable hate for that faggot. it consumes me.
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13 Fart_Parfait 2016-12-15
Wasn't it great when Jamey Jasta was in for like the whole damn show and he and Sam siphoned all of the energy out of Attell's appearance?
10 panjshirlion 2016-12-15
I was going to say, Jamey Jasta really fucked up Dave Attell's appearance.
4 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-12-15
Dave was making fun of him he whole time
1 notj43 2016-12-15
I was just grateful they didn't put him on with Florentine again. Every fucking sentence started with "You know why Jamey is great...". It was embarrassing
13 Jake_91_420 2016-12-15
STOP INVITING WOMEN OR UNDER 26 YEAR OLD MALE COMICS ON THE SHOW
JUST STOP IT
12 ChinatownMikey 2016-12-15
If I want a standard interview, there are a lot of other channels that do a lot better job. At least ask some outlandish questions. I have to say, aside from Jim's characters, dbag, and trav dog, J&S have proven to be a disappointment.
18 piggyboi 2016-12-15
Who do they think their audience is? Tweens? Of course not - it's all old O&A fans (males, mostly older) and truckers. So why stuff each show with multiple no-name guests that none of the audience gives a shit about? How many of their listeners give a fuck about some Full House meth addict, unless she's actually talking about being a meth addict? Sam needs to take a look in the mirror, realize he's not Ryan Seecrest, and stop with this social media, water cooler faggotry.
17 ChinatownMikey 2016-12-15
This. I watch the news before J&S ever come on, I don't need Sam to give me his hot take on Trump. If I wanted that, I might as well stick to the daily news. Just shut the fuck up with the trump commentary, the wwe commentary, tranny talk, or whatever. Just be funny. One guy is a high school drop out, and the other has a comm degree. Don't talk about what you don't know or what people don't care about (WWE). Sam- steer the ship. Jimmy- be funny. Stir the fucking pot. You had a perfect opportunity with Dan Soder recently, and instead you talked about showbiz. No one cares. If I wanted to hear about that I'd listen to anything bobby kelly has done in the past three weeks.
8 piggyboi 2016-12-15
They need another comedic host, or have sit-ins most of the week; Sam's topical-Hollywood-gossip-WWE- nu-media-twitteverse-Just-Jared shit is fucking terrible, and Jim can't carry the whole show every day by himself (particularly when he's half-asleep most of the time).
11 fervt 2016-12-15
It was sickening to hear how disappointed they were when Brandon Frasier cancelled.
Small upside, though, when Jim thought that because they did furry vengeance together he expected an appearance on the show.
7 jaghutgathos 2016-12-15
Brandon Frasier - cancelled? I didnt know he was alive until just a minute ago.
0 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-15
And I literally have no idea who he is.
6 doomstyle777 2016-12-15
You may know him as Brendan Fraser.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-15
Nope
2 [deleted] 2016-12-15
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3 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
he will give fraiser the DL silent treatment if fraiser ever re book
9 trumpsguns 2016-12-15
Sirius doesn't have much pull these days, they're on the way out.
3 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-15
I was just thinking this when those fighter and the kid nobodies got dropped by their network but still have a podcast with millions of listeners.
If truckers can get podcasts on the road there is literally no need for Sirius. What a dogshit idea, radio from space.
1 CertifiedBA 2016-12-15
Being dropped by a network doesn't lose listeners. I think Fox just helped produce it but they were the ones actually performing. They weren't on radio/TV.
9 KnickedUp 2016-12-15
Ron Bennington can make a weird random guest interesting.... Sam Roberts however.... cannot. Holy shit these are awful.
9 RacistPigeon 2016-12-15
Nice to see people catching on.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
haha remember some of the shit dicks here were saying they shouldve fired OnA 10 years ago and replace them with JAM
3 TheScarletR 2016-12-15
Who said that?
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-15
Whoever it was they should be hanging upside down with a fork in their ass.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
Someone did when this JAM garbage just started
7 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-12-15
I always turn it off once a non-comedian guest comes in. Jimmy said the other day that he'd like to get Bob Backlund on, which is fine, but I have no interest. Anyone who wants to hear more of my thoughts about the show and it's guests feel free to pm me about it.
1 jockiboi 2016-12-15
pm sent
6 suchanjv 2016-12-15
I didn't think it was bad at all. I don't expect J&S to do O&A type shit at all. That girl has done a tonne of interviews about her addiction and is probably sick of talking about it. There's one where she talks about snorting meth at an Olsen twins premier, bitch was hardcore. Still looks great too.
2 anaLog1989 2016-12-15
Holy shit! Somebody who has realistic expectations..
6 beecostume 2016-12-15
First of all they've had Jodie Sweetin on before and they did ask her about her past and she did answer those questions because she was promoting a book with those kinds of subjects in them. Second of all they did try to bring the subject up again, but she politely rebuffed and they moved on. And because the autistic twat no longer works with them, they moved on with the interview and kept it light and fun. Thirdly, Opie and Anthony as a show does not exist so stop expecting it to. You simpletons have to learn when to pick your battles.
Enough already with these fucking dorks who obsess with 'cringe humor' and cherry darts and shit.
8 cabaretcabaret 2016-12-15
You know when you say 'first of all' everyone stops listening?
-1 beecostume 2016-12-15
How far better it is to strike a match than to curse the darkness.
5 TheScarletR 2016-12-15
Who obsesses with Cherry Darts? That shit sucked.
2 FatMosque 2016-12-15
you're obviously forgetting about how the gang really switched it up on Bobo to where, get this, HE was the one that had to pull his asshole out! LOLOL
1 beecostume 2016-12-15
You're not wrong.
2 beecostume 2016-12-15
Ok sure. Downvote me for being 100% right. They've already had the interview that you so desperately crave. Look it up on youtube if you want to hear Jodie Sweetin talking about being fucked up on drugs while Opie and Anthony and Jim regale her with those wonderful questions. That's not what they were there for that day. What the fuck do you idiots want, Joe Matarese, and whoever else z-level open mic'er that Anthony is stuck with? Because that's all they get if they try to pull the nonsense that the Opie and Anthony Show (again, a show that does not in any way shape or form exist any more) pulled back in the day. You have to learn to pick your battles.
3 ckb614 2016-12-15
I wanna see the boat movie
3 beecostume 2016-12-15
It's ah like ah battery car.
2 whoIsTanUcak 2016-12-15
There's a tree on my house
5 ShetUp 2016-12-15
Personally I've enjoyed most of them but I always just skip past the ones I get bored of. Why do you let it bother you and not just click ahead you sillybilly?
5 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
Yeah just change the fawking channel fawking hater
5 packitchofsositch 2016-12-15
Who are always 100% every bit as boring. Not "nearly" as boring, it's the same exact level of boredom.
O&A, O&J, Stern, Opie, J&S, all these shows have actors and musicians and whatever elses as guests frequently. There's no point singling a new show out for doing it, because these guests all suck at about an 80-90% frequency.
Are you really laughing any harder at some hollywood jizz bucket just because he's at the top of the hollywood food chain? Really?
You just want to whine and bitch about something. Even though it's something that is not one iota different from anything that's come before. Just skip the guests like the rest of us have for 10, 20, 30 years (the last for the people who go all the way back with Stern).
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
wouldnt a-listers be more interesting than Pao from that house wife show
1 packitchofsositch 2016-12-15
How are a-listers remotely funny? Interesting...I don't know what shows you think you're listening to if that's what you're after. Maybe you should just watch late nite if you're looking for interesting.
You can hear Kiefer Sutherland tell a really "interesting" story about this one time when he ordered sushi. It'll be genuinely paradigm shifting I'm sure. Or if you're really lucky, you'll hear Tom Papa tell us about his bread.
0 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
Still better than pao
5 Ramoooone 2016-12-15
I dont think this is just Sams influence Norton also loves to ass kiss boring fucking guests he was bitching a few day ago about how Roland couldn't get Brendan Fraser.
The sad thing is that the show has so much potential but it's being wasted on these awful guests.
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-15
Who does Roland actually work for? Is he just a general talent booker for sirius and Jim and opie both share him now?
5 Stuper_man03 2016-12-15
so it took this long for the sub to finally turn on the show huh? I told you troglodytes that Sam is fucking awful beyond belief and because of that this show would suck. It might not suck on the Opie level...but it's still absolute garbage. Why can't any idiot at SXM see that the key was having at LEAST two funny guys on board? Having one guy and one dipshit douchebag do not a show make.
4 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-12-15
It wouldn't be so bad if they asked different questions for once. Jim and Sam's idea of "good interview questions" are "So at what age did you first start acting/fighting/fucking" and "Do people recognize you on the street", it's the same questions every single interview much like the Opie Radio days when Opie was clearly reading questions off a Prep Sheet since he didn't do any research beforehand.
4 Funimator 2016-12-15
I disagree. If I were Jim and Sam I wouldn't be making the show for the old O&A nutjobs like us. We're a niche market. I'd be getting on as many mainstream celebrities as possible and creating small youtube clips to get the name out there. They're doing a good job of actually increasing their presence as a show.
Knowing Jimmy, one of these big celebs will get an attitude and Jimmy won't back down and we'll have another Nancy Grace.
If they only had on cellar comics we'd be happy but they'd probably shrink their audience and then OPIE would take over the mornings again.
edit: I am defending them having the full house has beens on but as for that sports autograph guy holy shit was he boring. You have a point with guests like that. No need for them at all.
4 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-15
This is my biggest complaint of the show.
When it started, I really hoped it was going to be O and A 2.0. I hoped we would have bobo back. I hoped we would have Ian Halperin on.
The magic of O and A was the brutality of the comics, the freakshows they brought on, and the recurring friends of the show. Now we just have two queens gabbing about daily life.
But, in their defense, an hour on california pizza kitchen taking too long or getting a bloomingdale's cc application denied is very riveting.
1 Funimator 2016-12-15
I mean I hear ya but if I'm Jim and Sam I'm asking myself "do we want to do O&A numbers or try for something like Sway in the Morning numbers?" If they're as greedy as I would be I'd make it as cheesy as it needs to be to succeed. I don't even mind that they're doing it because even though it appeals less to me it makes me very happy knowing their success will further block Opie from succeeding on the channel.
3 ChinatownMikey 2016-12-15
We're a niche market? Really? They dedicated a whole goddamn channel to said niche market. There are endless morning shows that get better guests and do a betters job interviewing. And we won't have another Nancy grace moment unless another annoying bitch that the world hates comes on. You don't know jimmy if you think jimmy would cop an attitude to absolutely anyone who could help his career. The only reason he copped an attitude with Nancy grace was because he knows no news network is gonna hire a guy who can't go 10 minutes without chipping in (wassat) with a character voice, talking about his experience the night before with a hooker, or crowbarring in talking about feet.
1 Funimator 2016-12-15
Oh shit you're right. My bad. We're a mainstream huge market. I can't believe I never saw it before.
1 Pacman999 2016-12-15
he was on the late great O and A show approximately 1,600 times. so not really a revelation.
3 Wolosocu 2016-12-15
The show is dogshit, and it's shameful how Jim's name is first billing even though he's still a third mic. The guests mostly suck, the jokes are all the same (whoa! A gay joke! Did he just mention trannies!) and Jim's enthusiasm is non-existent. By the end of this contract Sam is going to be sick of pulling all the dead weight and they'll call it quits, not a moment too soon.
3 KnickedUp 2016-12-15
Jim can't even feign excitement... he tried the first 2 weeks, when he was just happy to be away from Opie. Now he realizes he's still in a terrible spot.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
this garbage has zero buzz, member they had to appeal to the 300 peckaz here by shitting on opie consistently
3 Individually_Placed 2016-12-15
You guys are a bunch of whiny fucking babies. Patrice is dead, Bill Burr lives on the West Coast, and Bobby is a big TV star nowadays. It's never going to be like the old days, so shut the fuck up. Opie literally got fired from his own show, which was our biggest wish regarding the show, and still, you little bitches complain.
6 KnickedUp 2016-12-15
Bobby is a big tv star now? I saw him in Chicago a month ago with about 23 other people. Poor guy still has no draw. It must be hard to be a road dog comic not named Burr, CK, Amy, Sebastian, etc.
1 Individually_Placed 2016-12-15
He was a cast member on that awful Dennis Leary show, and now he's got his own show where is the lead. I don't find his stand-up particularly funny, at least the last special I watched.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
JAM is terrible in every way
3 winkleham 2016-12-15
They couldn't even get the Gangnam style guy at this point. What do you want?
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-15
they should try the chocolate rain guy
3 _snoop_ 2016-12-15
Brand new show, hard to get great guests. Enjoy the ride you picky fucks.
3 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-12-15
Sam roberts is Opies protégé even if they don't get along now. He's also a fag and loves entertainment news. Is anyone really surprised by the guests?
3 ChinatownMikey 2016-12-15
A fucking shoe bit to start off the show today. Get the fuck out of here Sam. No one gives a fuck about your knowledge of shoes, and it's not funny or entertaining. I'm sick of man child with his high pitched, nasally voice and disgustingly skewed sense of what's entertaining. I hope he and his not Sam fuckboy fan base gets exiled back to midnight shift, or better yet back to his wrestling podcast.
3 davedave8 2016-12-15
It should be Jim and anyone but Sam. Sam is pop-culture cancer and would rather chat about Lady Gaga than the Godfather.
2 DSMProper 2016-12-15
You haven't heard the people of O&A talk enough about The Godfather?
1 davedave8 2016-12-15
You're saying you'd rather listen to Lady Gaga chat?
1 DSMProper 2016-12-15
Yes. Unless you have what's left of the Godfather cast in studio. And, FWIW, they've done enough Lady Gaga too. Jim was on record as loving Momma Monster when it was still O&A. That is way more interesting to me than comedians endlessly quoting cinema classics. I do that shit with my friends too, only it's 90's movies.
1 davedave8 2016-12-15
You're gay dude.
3 Billyassman 2016-12-15
Haha, ha. That show is the original SHIT SHOW.......
2 pinkie_pride 2016-12-15
I'd rim Jodie Sweetin
1 jaghutgathos 2016-12-15
Id kiss you after you did so.
1 aidspiss 2016-12-15
That's hot, please continue, while i diddle my asshole
2 panjshirlion 2016-12-15
The guests are dogshit, but Jim and Sam themselves are as good a show as we're going to get, I think. The first hour is always pretty great.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-15
Morning Extreme Coupon Talk w/
Dim "The Coward" Norton & Sam "Circumcised at 19" Robert'
FAGSHIT talk - for gays, by gays, all gay, everyday.
2 blackirishlad 2016-12-15
Never in my life have I listened to a radio show for the celebrity guests.
2 aegrotatio 2016-12-15
Well, as long as they keep the stupid MMA fighters out and that psychotic jeweler from the other corner of 8th and Walnut, I'm okay with it.
2 yourshinebox 2016-12-15
the JIM and SAM show SUCKS. BE MORE FUNNY
1 Jelhead 2016-12-15
Eh I think they've been solid for the most part: Martin Freeman, Emile Hirsch, Matt Iseman were all good and interesting. There will always be a few duds.
1 Brandy_Buck 2016-12-15
I've been doing that lately anyway
1 Acatalepsia 2016-12-15
I love Jim's characters, but when he slides them into a conversation with people who have no idea (a) who he is (b) what he's doing or (c) how to react, its genuinely cringey.
1 RatherPleasent 2016-12-15
I disagree, I think the UFC guys really know how to rock the mic.
1 AMiniature 2016-12-15
Jim's disappointment about the Fraser cancellation clouded the whole show. Can it. Hide it. Don't act like an insolent child. The rants are veering in to the "do you know who I am" territory far too often.
0 VeritablyClean 2016-12-15
Guys, we have video of Gary Busey farting on a star of a hit TV show. Relax
-1 jaghutgathos 2016-12-15
Hahahaha. The show sucks. Plain and simple. You cucks are still listening. Id rather listen to Titts & Hick.
1 aegrotatio 2016-12-15
Walking Dead... where "D.E.A.D." means Dick Eating Anal Dabbler.