One year in this place.

0  2016-12-14 by DaveNone

Holy shit, Reddit is saying it's my Reddit birthday. One year is this den of filth and degradation. Hanging out with fellow autitstic faggots and scum of the earth.

So where's my cake and presents!! Give me money or reddit gold or a handjob in the back alley. Something, anything.

11 comments

8  AntsCamera 2016-12-14

I was supposed to get a blowjob from one of the mods for my 2 year birthday, and got ignored when I sent 5 PMs a day for 3 months...before and after the birthday.

Get a job you freeloading nigger.

3  Monospector 2016-12-14

No cake for th' chippah

1  BatKnuckles 2016-12-14

ME: My wife has one eye on the door

1  carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-14

Where are you located stranger? If you whip your dick out, I'll spit on it and let you jerk off with it. I am a man of compromise

1  goo-gobbler 2016-12-14

Hey pal, always remember "Good health is the most important thing"

1  dolan_the_rapper 2016-12-14

Bout to hook you the fuck up bro:

http://www.4shared.com/mpQfCP4Yce.html

1  PhilipMarma 2016-12-14

Suuure, happy first birt-day

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-14

Reddit Gold is literally nothing trust me youre not missing out. Surprised its only been a year. Been 4 for me, I dont think I even ever made a comment after just 1

1  DaveNone 2016-12-14

I was just fucking around. Just saw the icon next to my name and clicked it and it said I had just celebrated a reddit birthday so I figured I'd make a post and be an asshole.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-14

Lol yeah I figured, but if you actually wondered what reddit gold is, its nothing and is overrated

1  DaveNone 2016-12-14

I looked it up once when knickers was asking people for it. Doesn't seem like it gives you anything worth paying for.

1  DaveNone 2016-12-14

I was just fucking around. Just saw the icon next to my name and clicked it and it said I had just celebrated a reddit birthday so I figured I'd make a post and be an asshole.

1  DaveNone 2016-12-14

I looked it up once when knickers was asking people for it. Doesn't seem like it gives you anything worth paying for.