Only ever fucked one fat chick(that I can think of) doggy style. Me and my friends laughed at her earlier in the night because she said she could go suck a dudes dick for heroin if we needed it. I was scared the next few days that I had aids but I never got tested lol
EDIT: oh but yeah you'll regret it but when do you not? Worth it imo
I've always done ok with women and dated decent looking girls, but a few years ago I had a breakup fuck my life up and throw off any game I had before it. After like a 6 months dry I went on an internet site to just get a one-nighter to get my confidence back. Turned out to be a 250+ pound half-Native American girl. Went at it 3 times that night, third time raw and I dumped in her. She said next time we could do anal. Never talked to her again. Fixed all my problems 100%
I tried to get laid over craigslist the other day, but I quickly realized that all of the women on there are lonely fat black women who look like Precious
I like black people so maybe I'm biased, but if you aren't objectively a prize to women idk how you can be selective like that. It's just a losing situation being selective when you aren't in a position to do so
what's happening here is that you think that I have an out of proportion sense of self esteem compared to how undesirable I am in a romantic sense, but the fact you're neglecting is that I'm so desperate that I'm asking for advice on the subreddit of a nonexistent radio show. Yes I want to just fuck something but even I have my limits, and it seems my limit is women who look like Precious
Eh idk buddy ol' pal I'm wasn't in your situation so I cant relate I guess. But my initial comment stands, a one-nighter with a fatty really can change your whole outlook. Maybe ignore the Precious's and give the Bruce Vilanch types a go?
So you got married eh? I courted a few bigger gals in my younger days and one was the most fun lay I've ever had. They will bang you crazy hoping to convince you to call back.
I say go for it. Yes, you will probably have some regrets, but who knows? Maybe you'll find the (meat)love(r) of your life.
I know that this sub hates schumer and yes she is a fat pig but I would fuck schumer in an instant and then shame her for being such a slut as i throw an assortment of deli meats at her face
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3 FoetusCorruptus 2016-12-13
It's instant regret. You'll still jerk off to it later.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-13
Only ever fucked one fat chick(that I can think of) doggy style. Me and my friends laughed at her earlier in the night because she said she could go suck a dudes dick for heroin if we needed it. I was scared the next few days that I had aids but I never got tested lol
EDIT: oh but yeah you'll regret it but when do you not? Worth it imo
3 CaptainOpie 2016-12-13
Bumble app and hoteltonight app
Done
1 crookedmile 2016-12-13
I found Bumble is for girls that are looking for more of a dating type relationship, where good 'ol Tinder still does the job for one-night stands.
2 pitt1991 2016-12-13
I've always done ok with women and dated decent looking girls, but a few years ago I had a breakup fuck my life up and throw off any game I had before it. After like a 6 months dry I went on an internet site to just get a one-nighter to get my confidence back. Turned out to be a 250+ pound half-Native American girl. Went at it 3 times that night, third time raw and I dumped in her. She said next time we could do anal. Never talked to her again. Fixed all my problems 100%
3 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
you got laid over the internet?
I tried to get laid over craigslist the other day, but I quickly realized that all of the women on there are lonely fat black women who look like Precious
2 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-12-13
So what's the downside to that?
3 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
because her cunt probably looks like the black hole sequence in Interstellar
0 pitt1991 2016-12-13
I like black people so maybe I'm biased, but if you aren't objectively a prize to women idk how you can be selective like that. It's just a losing situation being selective when you aren't in a position to do so
1 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
what's happening here is that you think that I have an out of proportion sense of self esteem compared to how undesirable I am in a romantic sense, but the fact you're neglecting is that I'm so desperate that I'm asking for advice on the subreddit of a nonexistent radio show. Yes I want to just fuck something but even I have my limits, and it seems my limit is women who look like Precious
1 pitt1991 2016-12-13
Eh idk buddy ol' pal I'm wasn't in your situation so I cant relate I guess. But my initial comment stands, a one-nighter with a fatty really can change your whole outlook. Maybe ignore the Precious's and give the Bruce Vilanch types a go?
2 PhilipMarma 2016-12-13
As Gavin says "Venerate the fat chick".
2 BlandOld 2016-12-13
U-U-UHURU, U-U-UHURU, joint the proud boys and not jack off together ;)
2 aprosbro 2016-12-13
It's funny you think you're not getting laid because your standards are too high.
1 DickPunchOpie 2016-12-13
So you got married eh? I courted a few bigger gals in my younger days and one was the most fun lay I've ever had. They will bang you crazy hoping to convince you to call back.
I say go for it. Yes, you will probably have some regrets, but who knows? Maybe you'll find the (meat)love(r) of your life.
1 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
yes. and I hope you meet the train front of your life
1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-12-13
Do what you gotta do man.
1 andiswearrrr 2016-12-13
Fat chicks will never learn if people like OP keep fucking them.
2 K1bbler 2016-12-13
He's probably going to kill himself when the realization hits that even fat chicks wont fuck him.
2 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
hey now fellas you're really giving me the business today! haha
1 fawkinpeckas 2016-12-13
It depends how fat you're talking.
Fuck a chubby chick by all means but don't go Schumer-level nuclear.
1 tortoiseboy52 2016-12-13
I know that this sub hates schumer and yes she is a fat pig but I would fuck schumer in an instant and then shame her for being such a slut as i throw an assortment of deli meats at her face
1 fawkinpeckas 2016-12-13
attaboy