If I had any kind of power to I would round up all these weird ass Opie fans on twitter and have them put into a life of torture experiments until they realize what exactly is wrong with them and can explain it to me
The "fan" is Opie, too. He's creating these people to show management that he still has fans after Lynsi said, "nuh uh bitch Tits, you better keep that moolah coming in or I'll leave you with Bam's kids and go find myself a new Brother Joe..."
People like all kinds of crazy stuff! I heard some people like to eat shit during sex. It's called a scat fetish - Me? I'll leave that freaky-deaky hanky-panky stuff to the ivory tower intellectuals. Give me man-on-top, missionary position and a container of coffee and I'm fine.
I understand that there are people out there who love bland horseshit....what I don't understand is how these people discovered Opie....or that weird swath of the fanbase that were O&A fans but then just kind of broke off into Opie's camp.
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They aren't real. It's a paid service. Where were these people when it was Opie and Jim? He's paid a service to pad his ego. But then again, maybe Tits is appealing to the zoo crew crowd.
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50 BlandOld 2016-12-13
Classic opie always on the defensive immediately
31 Ultra_Patriot 2016-12-13
You can almost hear the high pitched voice just by reading it
12 segasarnold 2016-12-13
How hard is it to say"oh man thought my love was felt. HUGE fan of the bay area. GO PACKERS GO"
4 Funimator 2016-12-13
difficulty level: Bobo
2 MankersOnReddit 2016-12-13
Even towards his personal made up "fan" persona.
29 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-13
Judging by the fan's syntax he is either retarded or Opie's Twitter alt.
8 RacksDiciprine 2016-12-13
Both
2 SorryFiMAGADog 2016-12-13
Could also be an unattractive filipino woman in a call center.
24 TheScarletR 2016-12-13
"Huh?"
How can he not see how hateable he is.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-12-13
Maybe the tits get in za way?
15 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-13
If I had any kind of power to I would round up all these weird ass Opie fans on twitter and have them put into a life of torture experiments until they realize what exactly is wrong with them and can explain it to me
1 frrunkis 2016-12-13
nigga this comment made me laugh for 2 minutes straight
15 Superbad415 2016-12-13
Theres no love from the bay area dont be fooled opie
13 6jesus6christ6 2016-12-13
They aren't people.
2 fart-box-mcshitcunt 2016-12-13
ding ding
1 Jaeromaru 2016-12-13
this
8 Antoby 2016-12-13
I met one. He was a huge fan of the O&A days but was too stupid to realize how shit Opie is at his job. These people are dumb that's all it is.
1 I-take-beast-shits 2016-12-13
So bobo basically?
7 AiCPearlJam 2016-12-13
The "fan" is Opie, too. He's creating these people to show management that he still has fans after Lynsi said, "nuh uh bitch Tits, you better keep that moolah coming in or I'll leave you with Bam's kids and go find myself a new Brother Joe..."
6 grocery_man 2016-12-13
Just dumb truckers.
6 SorryFiMAGADog 2016-12-13
People like all kinds of crazy stuff! I heard some people like to eat shit during sex. It's called a scat fetish - Me? I'll leave that freaky-deaky hanky-panky stuff to the ivory tower intellectuals. Give me man-on-top, missionary position and a container of coffee and I'm fine.
5 danimalplanimal 2016-12-13
I refuse to believe that he has any fans, they have to be trolls, each and every one
3 jokopolis 2016-12-13
Oqie is going for the old scorch technique of writing your own fan love
2 itrits 2016-12-13
Why did you protect the identity of that faggot? I was looking forward to leaving him a hateful comment.
1 TrackSuitVos 2016-12-13
He was just giving him BS. Got him good with that one.
1 telemecanique 2016-12-13
that's his mom
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-13
I thought Eric The Midget was dead
1 User234524352345 2016-12-13
*Eric the deceased actor.
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-13
How is he writing these then?
1 User234524352345 2016-12-13
Sheer spite.
1 Joemomma101 2016-12-13
I think middle aged men like Opie's new show. I think that is the demo they are going for. Probably going for the dumb trucker demo.
1 buttriot 2016-12-13
I have a suspicion a lot of those ballwashing comments are opie's alts
1 TankRizzo 2016-12-13
I understand that there are people out there who love bland horseshit....what I don't understand is how these people discovered Opie....or that weird swath of the fanbase that were O&A fans but then just kind of broke off into Opie's camp.
1 MankersOnReddit 2016-12-13
"fans" There's only one fan of Opie and it's Opie.
1 ARealBlueFalcon 2016-12-13
Soros funding.
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1 MicroPeckah 2016-12-13
Think of a stereotypical frat guy. There you go.
1 SirWallaceII 2016-12-13
They all have bobo IQ levels.
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-13
do you see bobo ever tweeting opie nowadays? they are far below him.
1 clownshoes2 2016-12-13
They aren't real. It's a paid service. Where were these people when it was Opie and Jim? He's paid a service to pad his ego. But then again, maybe Tits is appealing to the zoo crew crowd.
1 TossyMcSalad 2016-12-13
It could be great satire!
Nice thing to know is however that Opie almost has no fans left, so it becomes more and more likely.
1 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-12-13
That's Opie talking to himself on a dummy account in hopes of saving his job. How is this not obvious to you.
1 Bandits82 2016-12-13
O&Gay
1 cnuttin 2016-12-13
I think that was "management's" twitter.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-12-13
He's answering paid fans now? What a douche.
0 brmlb 2016-12-13
tsss baffle, what are you a wall or something'.
1 cosko 2016-12-13
Yeah tsss why ya just talking to a wall or somethin?