What a laugh riot.

4  2016-12-12 by xavier_stock

11 comments

trying to overdose on ibuprofen is like trying to drown yourself in a kiddie pool

get some real drugs if you wanna die faggot, or at least be normal and jump off a bridge

I wanted to comment "what if i ate a whole tube of voltarol?"... but I forgot those faggots already banned me for making fake Amy schumer memes

The only thing kiddie pools are good for drowning in is pussy.

"Suuuure, toddler pussy"

Hey OP, if you'd like to crack jokes about suicide, that's fine (me irl is full of that too), but don't make specific methods sound like they're not as bad as they are. Ibuprofen overdose isn't something to mess around with, and the way you've phrased this makes me wonder if someone is going to OD thinking that it'll be ok because of your joke.

It's like everyone there is intentionally being a faggot.

If only they were that clever

Hahaha guy makes suicide joke, or at least tries, then the top two posts are urging people not to kill themselves and how to get help if you're feeling suicidal. Comedy is so fucking dead. Reminder, stay the fuck here if you want to make fun of them for being faggots.

A girl I used to see committed suicide by this. Anyway, I think so, I never got the balls to ask any of the family. I miss her. Especially this time of year.

Yeah that's the reaction you wanna get from your comedy routine. But nobody thinks it's out of the ordinary, it's upvoted heaps. What in the fuck is going on?

It's just so nauseatingly self absorbed. Some faggot there goes it's okay to make suicide jokes, "I do too a lot irl," but don't make specific methods seem not that bad then goes first time long time. If someone makes a suicide joke the top response should be telling the person to kill themselves PERIOD

I made it an np link but it doesn't seem like it's working. What the fuck? Fuck this site.

Looks like someone sucks ass at using the internet.

That wasnt actually that bad, sounds like a mitch hedberg joke. Its hard to believe that the top comments arent satirical though

"Suuuure, toddler pussy"

Looks like someone sucks ass at using the internet.