Sam you cunt, learn to fucking speak. It's "epithet" not "epatat"
17 2016-12-12 by [deleted]
Here's a fucking idea, if you don't know how to pronounce a word, don't say the fucking word.
17 2016-12-12 by [deleted]
Here's a fucking idea, if you don't know how to pronounce a word, don't say the fucking word.
44 comments
21 BlueSkyyyyyyze 2016-12-12
Sam being so dimwitted has really taken me by surprise. It wasn't apparent when he was stirring up shit between behind the scenes staff or hosting the aftershow, but he has some said crazy dumb shit these past few months.
5 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-12-12
I always thought he was smart because he never got fucked with and was generally coherent on air
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10 maloonigans 2016-12-12
it's not only confidence, it's the arrogance
2 ReDMeridiaN 2016-12-12
AMEN!!! you and the guy above you said it perfectly. It's like today when he made a huge deal about the newspaper. He really needs to stop acting like he's talking from the perspective of the Everyman because he's anything but.
I've been trying to come up with a way to describe that little asshole for months.
2 jarjarjelly 2016-12-12
Watching him on TACS while Jim and Ant trade movie quotes is physically painful.
0 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-12-12
Yeah he really is uniformed. But at least he is 1000 times better than Opie.
6 schwoogiejoe24 2016-12-12
Did he become a cop or fireman? tss
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-12
He's not, Opie was good on ona
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-12-12
Okay 1000 times was an exaggeration but Opie has always killed the humor and been a insecure douche. Listen to Dice Clay on Howard talking about Tits he explained it best.
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0 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-12
its because he was surrounded by a bunch of idiots.
17 takyon_deathyon 2016-12-12
It's weird that Sam still has both the voice and cadence of a five year old
20 maloonigans 2016-12-12
... and dress, eating habits, interests
5 lickitoff 2016-12-12
and pee-pee
13 [deleted] 2016-12-12
and the cuisine
and the interests
and the wardrobe
11 maloonigans 2016-12-12
I think we tripped over each other to make the same joke.
8 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-12
I hope you both end up paralysed from the neck down.
2 Psych555 2016-12-12
You don't have to sugarcoat everything. Let them know how you really feel.
12 CspiceLeReddit 2016-12-12
AND PECKA!
16 TijnTijn 2016-12-12
Turns out radio majors and high school dropouts aren't very smart.
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-12
No not.
8 maloonigans 2016-12-12
He's got a winner of a verbal crutch "and bla-bla-bla-blah..."
6 i_dont_give_a_care 2016-12-12
He talks for a living and commonly refers to trends, niches, and products as "a thing".
Can't go one show without multiple, "Is that even a thing?" "Oh that's a thing now." "That's not even a thing."
Read a book. Get a vocabulary you fucking dunce.
8 maloonigans 2016-12-12
give him a break, he's just trying to use the lingo the kids are using
5 TheScarletR 2016-12-12
Epitaph
4 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-12
Don't worry tho!!! We shall make another cringe meme out if it!!! More like teffteff!!!! Let's push it together guys
3 BrogueTrader40k 2016-12-12
no i dont wanna you do it
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-12
No it's a team effort, more like teff effort
Teffort
4 pj530i 2016-12-12
When Anthony uses that word it always comes across as him trying to sound smart by not just using "slur"
4 jarjarjelly 2016-12-12
It's only going to get worse. Remember Opie and Ant giving shit to other SHHHHHHOCK JOX who were also dads? Gregg in particular loved riffing this guy who had a goatee and liked metal music, painting the image of him turning down the Metallica in his minivan while taking his new kid to preschool. Opie was obviously juggling his personal insecurity/issues about failing to be a father and wanting to be a hip edgelord radio dude, but he had a point. Faggot has a few kids and all of a sudden Uncle Paul is too much?
That scrawny dweeb Sam is just starting his 'career' and he already had his hag shoot one out. You want to bet how long until he's talking about the Trials and Tribulations of taking care of a baby and those Zany Antics in Early Marriage?
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-12
He started his career like 10 years ago when he was consistently on opies dick
And it was funny listen to him talk about work ethics and stick to it ness
3 lifeobenreilly 2016-12-12
"God damn rich CUNT! I hate RICH CUNTS!"
I can't hear that word now without thinking of Jeff Goldblum in Death Wish.
Thanks a lot, Tranth.
3 duranfarbissina 2016-12-12
I drink epicac for fun
2 schwoogiejoe24 2016-12-12
He's just pandering to his audience of dummies.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-12
Lol so the 400 peckas here?
2 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-12-12
He doesn't work out either!
2 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-12
Reminds me of Black Earl Douglas. That fool used to say epitaph.
Stupid nigger.
2 Lilcumia 2016-12-12
While he's at it stop explaining Jims jokes literally. Sam is always shocked when Jim implies he's a homo
2 CUNTYMOM 2016-12-12
its a bit you idiot
i hate sam like most of the people here but i cant stand how he always tries to shoehorn big words into conversation when they are not needed at all, he said something friday and it was just unnecessary.
2 EricHitchmo 2016-12-12
Something isn't that big of a word
1 garypip 2016-12-12
I tawt I taw a puetty tat.
1 bonesy42 2016-12-12
I got a meme for this
1 Peekabu85 2016-12-12
Epitefft?
0 tranthonycumiashow 2016-12-12
You say this about Sam but not about Opie?!
8 maloonigans 2016-12-12
give him a break, he's just trying to use the lingo the kids are using