I went through my hard drive of hits, and not a single girl named Megan or Amber. Boys are easier...
Here let me show ya a free throw, you get behind them and show them how to bend and thrust...Bend and thrust, just let it roll off the fingers, thats right.
How many pizza and pastas do you have on the hard drive of hits? Do you think it's easier to hit the post on the 10's playing dominos on cheese or hot dogs?
She's Megan Slaw and I'm sick of her! I never met the girl in my life! Suuuuureeeee just going to the playground to play the guessing game with the little kiddies. Guess what Unca Paul has in his pants and if you get it right you get a special cream filled surprise.
DT'n. About to drink more than the recommended dosage of Nyquil. Giving history lessons on reddit. How can we ever move forward if we constantly have to pause to explain what words used to mean?
Not bad. I'm studying Payroll and hoping it doesn't snow tomorrow; if it snows, we'll likely have school cancelled but I'd rather get my math exam over with.
I am a Niner fan, and I hate my fucking team from the ownership, to the coaches, to the fucking quarterback who has not won a game since he started kneeling for the national anthem.
We won't even get top draft pick, the Browns will lose every game this year, we fucked up and won one fucking game with a 3rd string qb.
My only pleasure is hoping the browns win 2 , and my own team loses out the rest of the season.
Im gonna go to the lab work mic at Melrose Improv, and sit through dozens of awful booked/worked in comics that I have no clue how they got there. I'll probably sit there til 12:30, and never get my name pulled from the bucket, then go home annoyed that I bothered with this pain in the fuckin ass mic again.
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21 AntsCamera 2016-12-12
Terrible.
I don't know who this Megan is, but I am getting sick of this law being quoted whenever I show up for recess at the local elementary school.
I just want to show them things.
7 Applesauceinmypants 2016-12-12
I think she hangs out with that amber girl that gets alerted whenever you take them for ice cream.
3 AntsCamera 2016-12-12
I went through my hard drive of hits, and not a single girl named Megan or Amber. Boys are easier...
Here let me show ya a free throw, you get behind them and show them how to bend and thrust...Bend and thrust, just let it roll off the fingers, thats right.
Cops like to lie
1 onemancrimespree 2016-12-12
How many pizza and pastas do you have on the hard drive of hits? Do you think it's easier to hit the post on the 10's playing dominos on cheese or hot dogs?
1 OldGravyGregg 2016-12-12
Cops are very reactionary when my genitals are involved.
2 AntsCamera 2016-12-12
My pants were down, but my underwear was still on!
They fell down, The lil guy was looking for some change I dropped, that's why he was kneeling in front of me...
We were shooting hoops and my belt malfunctioned.
3 DaveNone 2016-12-12
She's Megan Slaw and I'm sick of her! I never met the girl in my life! Suuuuureeeee just going to the playground to play the guessing game with the little kiddies. Guess what Unca Paul has in his pants and if you get it right you get a special cream filled surprise.
1 Toughcrowdd 2016-12-12
Ahaha surrrrrrrrrehhhh aha
6 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-12
I'm going to take sleeping pills and jerk off until I pass out.
1 segasarnold 2016-12-12
he is defiantly waking up messy
5 OldGravyGregg 2016-12-12
DT'n. About to drink more than the recommended dosage of Nyquil. Giving history lessons on reddit. How can we ever move forward if we constantly have to pause to explain what words used to mean?
4 redtheftauto 2016-12-12
Same as always. Playing video games I've already beaten until I pass out
3 NotRye 2016-12-12
Not bad. I'm studying Payroll and hoping it doesn't snow tomorrow; if it snows, we'll likely have school cancelled but I'd rather get my math exam over with.
2 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-12-12
Are you Intern's David's cousin or something? Member of the chosen people? L'chaim and happy Hanukkah my friend.
3 NotRye 2016-12-12
Nah, I'm a half-white/half-native who likes working with numbers. Sorry for being so literal instead of funny :(
3 mathskov 2016-12-12
You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my u/NotRye !
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
You're going to hate yourself when those student loan bills start rolling in.
1 NotRye 2016-12-12
I'm covered! Bahaha!
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
Wait till you find out how useless a Business or administration degree is.
1 NotRye 2016-12-12
My work practicum will take place at the payroll center, down the street. If all goes well, I'll have it made in the shade.
2 lena_dunhams_vagina 2016-12-12
Sounds boring as fuck.
3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
Discovered Costco vodka tastes better than Svedka. Because I can grade straight vodka now because of my acute drinking habits.
1 Rigger_Nich 2016-12-12
What else would you recommend partner?
4 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
Plastics...
2 segasarnold 2016-12-12
self worth
1 bonecrushingkisses 2016-12-12
Kirkland is legit
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
The Tito's and the Grey Goose clone are both excellent. Hell, so is the standard.
3 NumeroOtto 2016-12-12
container of coffee and a buttered role and im off to work ... can't complain
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-12-12
eagles lost another one
5 AntsCamera 2016-12-12
You guys still need a jail in your stadium? you fucking animals.
5 NortheastPhilly 2016-12-12
not anymore, but there was one at veterans stadium. my dad was a frequent flyer
3 AntsCamera 2016-12-12
Sad, I thought it added character. :)
I am a Niner fan, and I hate my fucking team from the ownership, to the coaches, to the fucking quarterback who has not won a game since he started kneeling for the national anthem.
We won't even get top draft pick, the Browns will lose every game this year, we fucked up and won one fucking game with a 3rd string qb.
My only pleasure is hoping the browns win 2 , and my own team loses out the rest of the season.
2 segasarnold 2016-12-12
Wtih our running backs,receiving core and rookie quarterback I thought we at least would have been super bowl runners up!
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1 stinksskc 2016-12-12
and the broncos playoff chances look dim
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-12
Im gonna go to the lab work mic at Melrose Improv, and sit through dozens of awful booked/worked in comics that I have no clue how they got there. I'll probably sit there til 12:30, and never get my name pulled from the bucket, then go home annoyed that I bothered with this pain in the fuckin ass mic again.
2 stinksskc 2016-12-12
sup mate
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1 TheScarletR 2016-12-12
I just popped a zoloft, fukn tripn out now bro
1 joomommyhappy 2016-12-12
I just bought a Playstation 4, with all the buttons and whatnot, and I'm gonna take a peek at a Hagström Swede after work.
Thanks for asking. :)
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-12
Wait till you find out how useless a Business or administration degree is.