That was weird. All these talk shows do pre-interviewers, so Conan and Timothy planned to "slip-up" how Patton Oswalt is an asshole.
Unless there's a joke I'm missing? These fucking shows are also devoid of humor. Patton seems like an odd choice for the punchline. Nobody even knows who the fuck he is.
Oh my god. What if Patton Oswalt was hated in hollywood, losing gigs, etc... and his wife "committed suicide" for sympathy points?
Ever since her death, he sure has received a lot more appearances on Conan, and other talk shows.
It's a joke that they know Patton won't mind but I'm just taking it at face value and pretending that people really don't like Patton. Thanks for making me explain it.
Dude has been married since the 90s. He's a family man. Stared in two long running shows for hbo and fx. Several classic films. Through all his success not one bad news story came out about him. He seems like the least likely to be a douchbag type.
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23 ig0tworms 2016-12-11
I'd choose my words carefully from here on out, Tim. You've been warned.
13 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-11
He's a member of the Vanderbilt family (seriously). He's untouchable.
12 TubeUnblock 2016-12-11
Mirror - TubeUnblock
Complete list
12 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-11
This bot is AMAZING
0 Epsom_Dolt 2016-12-11
Considering the list, shouldn't it be cucked countries?
5 Always_Classy69 2016-12-11
go fuck yourself ya faaaackin yank
4 Tommy_himself 2016-12-11
Dogshit foreigners should shut their dick holsters.
3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-11
Yeah, it'd be a real shame if "Burkina Faso" couldn't watch YouTube videos.
8 andiswearrrr 2016-12-11
That was weird. All these talk shows do pre-interviewers, so Conan and Timothy planned to "slip-up" how Patton Oswalt is an asshole.
Unless there's a joke I'm missing? These fucking shows are also devoid of humor. Patton seems like an odd choice for the punchline. Nobody even knows who the fuck he is.
Oh my god. What if Patton Oswalt was hated in hollywood, losing gigs, etc... and his wife "committed suicide" for sympathy points?
Ever since her death, he sure has received a lot more appearances on Conan, and other talk shows.
Do we have a motive now?
28 Tom_Stall 2016-12-11
It's a joke that they know Patton won't mind but I'm just taking it at face value and pretending that people really don't like Patton. Thanks for making me explain it.
9 andiswearrrr 2016-12-11
Yeah we have a motive.
7 Opesterino 2016-12-11
the dots are starting to connect
11 Tom_Stall 2016-12-11
But Indians have been online for a while now.
-8 Tommy_himself 2016-12-11
I see what you went for. Have an up boat for the failed attempt.
0 kimchifart 2016-12-11
Cheers
1 Phkna1 2016-12-11
If you were married to Patton Oswalt you would kill yourself too.
7 SlamballReunionTour 2016-12-11
Ahaha, owns
7 RonPerlmanFan69 2016-12-11
Tim is such a handsome man. It would be an honor to suck that dick, my friends.
0 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-11
All I wan to call him is "not Bo Duke," because he looks like younger John Schneider. But he's not.
3 Sike_Midtown 2016-12-11
Every time someone makes fun of Patton Oslwat, Mike David sheds a lonely tear.
2 stinksskc 2016-12-11
who is that
1 thndr87 2016-12-11
Redbar
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-11
Go back and watch The Crazies. That movie fucking rules.
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1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-12-11
Did Patton ever comment on this?
5 stinksskc 2016-12-11
heard he took it out on his wife
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1 timothymodine 2016-12-11
Really?
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1 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-12-11
Dude, spoilers.
-9 Slitheriofun 2016-12-11
I can see Timothy Olyphant is a douchebag
16 Tommy_himself 2016-12-11
Dude has been married since the 90s. He's a family man. Stared in two long running shows for hbo and fx. Several classic films. Through all his success not one bad news story came out about him. He seems like the least likely to be a douchbag type.
10 drunk8gods 2016-12-11
They never should've cancelled Deadwood.
2 packitchofsositch 2016-12-11
Funniest thing Olyphant ever did in the show was imitate Wu saying "SWEDGIN!" I wish there was a gif.
5 stinksskc 2016-12-11
heard he took it out on his wife