Eat out of the microwave package and use plastic cutlery

We ain't all fucking ballers who can afford a microwave. There ain't no obamawaves yet.

Dude this is a blessing. Take this opportunity to put your dick in everything that consents.

This is what I'm currently doing after my bitch left. I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't make me feel better. Every time sort of takes away a part of me.

Still doing it tho.

When you make love with someone you don't love, it isn't making love. It's using another persons body to jerk off with.

Thats why i just choose to jerk off instead. Im much more efficient

Yeah but it makes me feel like a loser. Banging stupid random broads is soul destroying but so is jacking off into a sock. At least this way I don't feel like a total fucking dork.

Stop being a faggot

Seconds

"clean the dishes nigger or i'll kill ya" doesnt work anymore?

Once you learn how and buy a fleshlight youll be closer to enlightenment.

First you have to cum in your own mouth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn8XFiAwLkM

how retarded are you?

Step one.go to want ads.recently divorced everything must go.all the dishes and China shit for pennies throw dirty dishes in trash. Step two repeat .repeat

Soak them. For about a week. Then, through them them all away. Repeat when necessary.

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