He started when he was like 15, and even from the word "go" people were calling him a genius and saying how talented he was. Dude is like the Shaq of comedy.
For a moment I felt like I had followed you into some shady part of town where cool stuff does happen but you have to wade through some weird-ass goings on to maybe find it, maybe not. I didn't even know that Opie and Anthony was still a "thing." I would tell you the last thing I remember about them but then I would feel old.
OnA isn't a thing anymore, this place is for obsessed fans of the old show that take delight in crude, disgusting, offensive humor. We love the old show but hate everything else, it seems. This place nowadays is really just for nastiness and mean people. You should leave and never read my history again. It's for your own good.
"I hate these crackaz that come to my show and yell shit from 10 years ago." [Sits down and smokes Newports on stage for the next half hour. Andy Kaufman jerks off in (((hell))).]
I saw him once in the old arena where the Orlando Magic used to play. It wasn't that good. I blame it on the venue. Standup isn't made for a massive venue like that.
31 comments
13 wadall 2016-12-10
what if he kept killing it all his life but right before he dies we find out he's a rapist
15 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-10
I'd like him even more than I already do.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-10
Cosby always fucking sucked though. He was only loved because of his garbage show.
9 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-10
He started when he was like 15, and even from the word "go" people were calling him a genius and saying how talented he was. Dude is like the Shaq of comedy.
7 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
Man, I love Chappelle. Why don't we all make a thread of lines he said in his standup or show. I'll go first:
"I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH."
Now you go. :)
6 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
Darkness is
5 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-10
Nice place nigga
2 Superbad415 2016-12-10
Baby, what you doing on the corner!
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
Oh shit, whattup bb.
2 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
oh, just a little boo-stalking. you?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
I see that. This is the worst place ever, BTW.
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
For a moment I felt like I had followed you into some shady part of town where cool stuff does happen but you have to wade through some weird-ass goings on to maybe find it, maybe not. I didn't even know that Opie and Anthony was still a "thing." I would tell you the last thing I remember about them but then I would feel old.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
OnA isn't a thing anymore, this place is for obsessed fans of the old show that take delight in crude, disgusting, offensive humor. We love the old show but hate everything else, it seems. This place nowadays is really just for nastiness and mean people. You should leave and never read my history again. It's for your own good.
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
I see... I'm sorry boo. I'll wait for you at home from now on.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
You'd only hate me if you saw the shit I comment.
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
Nah, most of it makes like you even more. There is a difference between clever and mean. You are more the former well-played than the latter.
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
Oh shush, I'm blushin over here. :)
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
damn, did I miss your birthday, b?
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends!
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
Love is for queers. Now let me... ah, I'll wait somewhere else
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
LOL
1 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
We do this thing called joking here.
4 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-10
"I hate these crackaz that come to my show and yell shit from 10 years ago." [Sits down and smokes Newports on stage for the next half hour. Andy Kaufman jerks off in (((hell))).]
4 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-10
"And that was the first time I sucked a dick for crack"
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-10
WHAAAT?? OOOKKAAYYYY!!
2 PepperTheCentaur 2016-12-10
"They should have never gave you niggas money!!"
0 SpaceEdge 2016-12-10
I saw him once in the old arena where the Orlando Magic used to play. It wasn't that good. I blame it on the venue. Standup isn't made for a massive venue like that.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-10
I upvoted you and Kevin Hart downvoted you.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-12-10
Don't get me wrong I love Dave. Standup just sucks in these large venues like arenas.
0 little-pete-ferguson 2016-12-10
The Chapelle Show was excellent
What else has he done?
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-10
His stand up is flawless. "Oh my God Mickey Mouse is a Mexican!"
1 dragonbubbles 2016-12-10
Love is for queers. Now let me... ah, I'll wait somewhere else