Congratulations Sirius. You've found someone more hateable than Opie.
18 2016-12-10 by [deleted]
Jason Ellis. Is that a fucking teardrop tattoo under his eye?
https://www.siriusxm.com/faction
LMAO.
Is Sirius trying to fail like Gene fucking Wilder in The Producers? Jesus fucking Christ.
Does anyone here actually pay for this shit?
If you couldn't get it for free then would you pay for this shit?
Holy shit.
This isn't a rhetorical question. Please tell me if you are paying for this so I can laugh hysterically like the fucking Joker.
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15 3stepsbackward 2016-12-10
He's bisexual, so he can do the wiffleball bat challenge on his own asshole.
13 [deleted] 2016-12-10
Of course he is. He probably considers himself to be a rather complex individual.
3 TriangleDimes 2016-12-10
He probably pitches cocksucking to straight guys incessantly to normalize it.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-10
50 Gallon Cum Challenge
1 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-10
He fit almost 50 Skittles into his foreskin while Hoohoo watched.
13 suchanjv 2016-12-10
I'm not a fan, but he's definitely more likeable than Opie.
7 StutterinPrickYou 2016-12-10
That's like ... your opinion man
6 kmabt 2016-12-10
Yes but only by a very thin margin.
11 kmabt 2016-12-10
SKATEBOWARDS! MMA! HEAD TATTEWS! MEN! MAN STUFF! FUCK YEAH! YEW FAGGOT! FACTION TALK WITH JASON ELLIS BRO!
I'M SO FUCKING HARD U WOULDNT BELIEVE IT!
WOOOOOOOOO!
Ellis in a nutshell
7 Nulltor 2016-12-10
I fucking despise anyone who wants to tell you about their 'philosophy'
5 [deleted] 2016-12-10
Oh shit. Is he on Joe Rogan's level? That's some deep shit. Blows my fucking mind.
11 Nulltor 2016-12-10
Worse. He's one of those faggots who thinks he's part shaman part motivational speaker.
8 AmbientHostile 2016-12-10
Sounds like Rogan to me.
6 [deleted] 2016-12-10
If only we could all be more like him. I aspire to that. Popping-wheelies on my dirtbike all day and then philosophizing some deep shit before some "bisexual" gay sex. Only then would I know what inner peace is.
3 dassabessdoe 2016-12-10
Wait a minute, I thought you said you didn't like him.
5 TankRizzo 2016-12-10
Remember when Opie tried to tell us all how cool Ellis was? He totally didn't luck into Anthony, the man knows talent!
4 lena_dunhams_vagina 2016-12-10
He has a heart tattoo under his eye. I'll leave it at that.
3 sarahemmingway 2016-12-10
No i would never pay......sirius has really fucked up their programing, it used to be alot better years ago...anything that once was good is gone....it was so much better before.....its really sad what it now has become........
2 [deleted] 2016-12-10
From the outside it seems like they have it backwards. They are aiming their programming at the youth and especially young men. These people aren't going to pay for shit. What they should do is try to make very high quality shows for older people with money to burn. They should be more like NPR- as fucked up as that might sound. They should be making audio documentaries, reading audio books, wine tasting etc. And market that shit.
Maybe they are doing shit like that. I don't see it in their marketing though.
5 baraksobamas 2016-12-10
They are marketing towards retards whereas NPR is directly aimed at faggots.
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2 baraksobamas 2016-12-10
Which is why Anthony was traded to the compound for Sherrod Small, Vic Henley and a future 2nd round draft pick.
3 AppleBonfire 2016-12-10
Let's all pretend to love him and his show, I know it's painful but think what position it will leave Opie in.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-10
It was a novelty getting a paid service so easily for free...but after a few months, I barely use it.. If I had a long commute, and lived in the us, with a Sirius radio pre installed, I'd probably find $18 a month a rip off, and not subscribe..
2 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-10
Didn't Jason Ellis train for MMA during the start of his mid/end life crisis and get the shit kicked out of him?
1 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2016-12-10
it doesnt matter what YOU like
ONLY what JEWS running Sirius/XM decide you should consume
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1 SpaceEdge 2016-12-10
He got his ex fires name tattooed under his eye then covered it with a heart when they divorced.
3 [deleted] 2016-12-10
that's retarded. its retarded to even put a tattoo there in the first place.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-12-10
Yeah man I wouldn't do it . Just figured I would tell why he has a tattoo there. Plus he lives in California lots of freaks with fucked up ink out there.
0 stinksskc 2016-12-10
He's way more likable than Opie
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-10
That's not saying much. You're more likeable than Opie.
5 baraksobamas 2016-12-10
They are marketing towards retards whereas NPR is directly aimed at faggots.