Anybody else secretly hope Jimmy relapses?

0  2016-12-10 by [deleted]

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Prolapses.

Relapses into what... . The 8 pack of Miller lite that sent him over the edge?..

When he started lying about how he would buy crack was cringe worthy. You never bought crack, Jimbo.

Nothing to relapse from. Jimmy reminds me of this kid we used to fuck with in high school. We'd be at a party & give him a harmless pill like a vitamin & tell him it was ecstasy & then watch him act all fucked up while freaking out all the girls by acting like a weirdo or give him non alcoholic beer & watch him act like he was wasted drunk. It was pretty hilarious.

One time a friend and I fed another friend non alcoholic beers all night at a party. This was about 20 years ago but I remember the non alcoholic notation on the beer was very small and it was a major brand like Bud light, not something like odouls. Anyways, needless to say he was "wasted" shortly thereafter.

Given Jimmy's obvious addictive personality (sex, gay dieting, hell even his cell phone), it's easy to imagine that if he did drink he would to excess. He plays it up way too much, but he probably is better off sober.

He has no desire or temptation to. He just doesn't like to drink so he makes up stories about how he's tortured rather than just admit he doesn't like drinking