All those years of people waiting for the Olson twins to turn 18. Then they turned 18 and ended up looking like scarecrows. Meanwhile everyone was sleeping on Jodie Sweetin. I hope everyone learned an important lesson through all of this.
To really drive it home about how right you are: look at this fucking prom photo of her. People were waiting on the stupid Olson twins, while this gal was walking around. Jesus Christ; society never learns: http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg
If Amy Schumer was pretty, that's literally what she would look like.
Jodie Sweetin could be considered "plus size", or on the verge of it, by most standards of fashion. But she looks more like a woman than the typical oval shape that Schumer embodies.
See ladies: This is what we want. We don't want Olson thin, we don't care for the heroin sheik look. There's too much baggage behind it. We WANT the classic female form, the healthier look. The great tits, ass, legs, etc, that cant exist on a skinny girl; only someone with the hips and back to pull it off. For some reason, you broads convinced yourselves that Olson thin is all we want. We're looking for the Jodie Sweetin's, or to another extent the Ilana Glazers (look at me talking like women come to this sub).
I don't want to get all literal on this, but that is the disconnect from what the world of fashion wants and what actual men want. Fashion is controlled mostly by gay men and women. They don't know what actual men like. They use super skinny models because its easier to model the clothing on them. If fashion was controlled by real men then it would look like porn, with huge tits and fat, round asses. But women like fashion, not porn. They read those stupid magazines and see some weird anorexic bitch modeling a stupid outfit and assume that's what men want.
Eh, I enjoy skinny chicks. A really thin girl with average tits (on any other girl) really does it for me. I don't mind a little meat, but it has to be very little.
Look at her fucking prom photo dude...its a fucking travesty that everyone slept on her and waited around for those stick-in-the-mud Olson twins. This gal is fun, can hang, and knows what to do with a penis: http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg
It's not about being an actor. It's about being a child. How emotionally balanced is any 13 year old? Maybe you had your shit together back then, Guy Who TCOB, but most don't. When you put a child into the fucked up world of Hollywood then chances are that they are going to come out of it fucked in the head. It's not a place for children.
The way she described it sounded like older people I know who, after being workaholics all their lives, are fired or forced to retire. They simply lose it. And for that to happen to a 13-yr-old, too...agh.
I try to defend Jimmy, but I feel like this is another example of him failing to do any kind of prep.
It's well-known that she had major drug problems, not to mention the fact that they literally discussed this in person a few years back.
I actually thought Jimmy was joking at first, because even though Jodie Sweetin has made a nice comeback, she was a big-time disaster story for a while.
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16 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-09
All those years of people waiting for the Olson twins to turn 18. Then they turned 18 and ended up looking like scarecrows. Meanwhile everyone was sleeping on Jodie Sweetin. I hope everyone learned an important lesson through all of this.
3 Patruck9 2016-12-09
They were still fine @ 18...its 18-21 that ruined them.
2 SWIMsfriend 2016-12-09
Honestly is there any person that looked attractive at 12 that didn't look like shit when they got to their 20s?
I call it Andy anderist syndrome. You hit your peak as a preteen and you look like shit the rest of your life.
The Olsen twins, Natalie Portman and the home alone kid, are great examples of this
2 rahtin 2016-12-09
Natalie Portman is hot as shit, what are you on?
1 Manny7000 2016-12-09
FTFY
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-12-09
suuuuuure...
1 InHell1979 2016-12-09
thank you /u/BoardroomBimmy.
To really drive it home about how right you are: look at this fucking prom photo of her. People were waiting on the stupid Olson twins, while this gal was walking around. Jesus Christ; society never learns: http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg
11 TangerineReam 2016-12-09
If Amy Schumer was pretty, that's literally what she would look like.
Jodie Sweetin could be considered "plus size", or on the verge of it, by most standards of fashion. But she looks more like a woman than the typical oval shape that Schumer embodies.
See ladies: This is what we want. We don't want Olson thin, we don't care for the heroin sheik look. There's too much baggage behind it. We WANT the classic female form, the healthier look. The great tits, ass, legs, etc, that cant exist on a skinny girl; only someone with the hips and back to pull it off. For some reason, you broads convinced yourselves that Olson thin is all we want. We're looking for the Jodie Sweetin's, or to another extent the Ilana Glazers (look at me talking like women come to this sub).
14 LutheranProfessor 2016-12-09
Ha, "heroin sheikh"--
I HUMBLE YOU!
(It's "heroin chic")
2 PhilipMarma 2016-12-09
Heroin Sheikh is a taliban warlord.
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1 zackb1991 2016-12-09
The Iron Sheik was on heroin?
I thought it was coke....
1 TangerineReam 2016-12-09
you're right
13 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-09
I don't want to get all literal on this, but that is the disconnect from what the world of fashion wants and what actual men want. Fashion is controlled mostly by gay men and women. They don't know what actual men like. They use super skinny models because its easier to model the clothing on them. If fashion was controlled by real men then it would look like porn, with huge tits and fat, round asses. But women like fashion, not porn. They read those stupid magazines and see some weird anorexic bitch modeling a stupid outfit and assume that's what men want.
1 LutheranProfessor 2016-12-09
Most of fashion is also obsessed with communicating wealth and sophistication, and most wealthy, sophisticated people are lean, so...
2 cakehornnigga 2016-12-09
Eh, I enjoy skinny chicks. A really thin girl with average tits (on any other girl) really does it for me. I don't mind a little meat, but it has to be very little.
3 TangerineReam 2016-12-09
hey; from your lips to God's ears
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2016-12-09
What ladies are you reaching with that message on this sub?
2 TangerineReam 2016-12-09
the "cool" ones
10 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-09
Also one of the Olson twins was getting high with Heath Ledger when he died.
4 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-09
I heard Patton Oswald was there and injected Heath with the heroin that killed him.
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5 kpreach 2016-12-09
She has been on the show before. It's like neither of them remember. Jimmy even got caught staring at her tits.
12 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-09
Well they were great tits.
2 IrateAutoBody 2016-12-09
Yes they were...
3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-09
Yep...
1 gnarlysaurus 2016-12-09
saving for later
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1 rahtin 2016-12-09
J. Law v 0.6 beta
7 andiswearrrr 2016-12-09
Then she was all like, "how rude!"
lol ;) in joke
1 Dennyislife 2016-12-09
Jim asked her if she remembered at the start of the interview.
2 kpreach 2016-12-09
I must have missed that
1 Yummy_Blue_Waffles 2016-12-09
She said she remembered, but she didn't sound very confident.
3 maloonigans 2016-12-09
Sam's a dummy
2 InHell1979 2016-12-09
I would fuck Jodie Sweetin INTO HER FORTIES...
1 zackb1991 2016-12-09
I would fuck Jodie Sweetin into my forties.
I'm 25...
1 InHell1979 2016-12-09
Look at her fucking prom photo dude...its a fucking travesty that everyone slept on her and waited around for those stick-in-the-mud Olson twins. This gal is fun, can hang, and knows what to do with a penis: http://www.sweetin.com/images/jodieprom3.jpg
1 TriangleDimes 2016-12-09
A 13 year old has PTSD from not having a job and decided to destroy her life. I'm starting to think these actors may not be very emotionally balanced.
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-09
It's not about being an actor. It's about being a child. How emotionally balanced is any 13 year old? Maybe you had your shit together back then, Guy Who TCOB, but most don't. When you put a child into the fucked up world of Hollywood then chances are that they are going to come out of it fucked in the head. It's not a place for children.
1 LutheranProfessor 2016-12-09
The way she described it sounded like older people I know who, after being workaholics all their lives, are fired or forced to retire. They simply lose it. And for that to happen to a 13-yr-old, too...agh.
1 DickPunchOpie 2016-12-09
Were you emotionally balanced at 13? White knight... away!!
1 TriangleDimes 2016-12-09
White knight?
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-09
You can't get PTSD for not having a job. The people who say this shit are just using it to cover up depression.
PTSD is a survival mechanism where your brain "rewires" itself so you can stay alive. The hard part is turning off the response.
2 TriangleDimes 2016-12-09
Thanks, Professor Who Gives A Shit.
4 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-12-09
I post on it because I see a lot of PTSD misinformation. Since I'm a veteran I'm naturally disposed to stopping it.
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1 TriangleDimes 2016-12-09
talk about TMI, ha ha.
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1 stinksskc 2016-12-09
Yeah when listening to this i remembered shed done some shit, thought it was porn or meth tho
1 Misterbrownstone 2016-12-09
Most definitely would
0 dankfranklin 2016-12-09
Sam doesn't know shit about shit.
0 gcwrestling08 2016-12-09
I try to defend Jimmy, but I feel like this is another example of him failing to do any kind of prep.
It's well-known that she had major drug problems, not to mention the fact that they literally discussed this in person a few years back.
I actually thought Jimmy was joking at first, because even though Jodie Sweetin has made a nice comeback, she was a big-time disaster story for a while.
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