We're 2 guys who like to have fun in our PJ's!

35  2016-12-09 by joeroganpodcastfan

37 comments

Obese lord Farquaad from shrek

tssyeahno, wait, I got one. Wait.

That fat fuckin green cawksucka looks like fuckin SHREK or whateva! What is he shrek or sumpthin?

I donno just being original and riffin bout stuff

Shrekstein.

Get it. He's Jewish.

tss is he a full jew, or only just jew-ish? get it? tss

No. I don't.

why is Harry Connick Jr trying to lift an elderly mexican woman?

Especially one as hungry as this one looks

Obese Mexican elderly women are as common as late 20s/early 30s obese black women.

This is true, but it did not answer his question.

Need more Lemon Pledge

boy is he fat

It looks like they were going for a fun picture where Harry Connick Jr lifts Stangel up off the ground... but that, quite simply, just wasn't going to happen.

His head looks like a pear.

The width of Stengels neck is impressive

What neck? It's like they cut out the neck and glued his head to his shoulders.

His jowls are otherworldly.

Is this real or photoshop? Please tell me this isn't real...

WHO THE FUCK IS HARRY CONNICK JR?!?!

"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy." Then he dies before the "My David!" scene.

Imagine being a father and 40 and thinking this is a fun and whimsical photo to take

Truly odd

The Harry Connick jr. Show has been cancelled due to a horrible back injury.

He's receding into his fat.

Haha these guys are crrrazay! Justin is like "Pick me up!" and Harry's like "Oh no, not this again!" They seem like the kind of guys you'd like to have a beer with.

Except both of them are sober and neither are funny.

This is definitely Photoshop worthy...

That cunts face surely isn't that wide in real life? Is this shopped?

Yeah but check out the hair.

You know Harry threw his back out and regretted this afterward.

The guy is so fucking fat* even his monstrosity of a belly is burger shaped.

Edit: Typing fail.

Is that the one who said that he wasn't that fat?

Didn't he seriously say once "I'm not that fat..."? I hate people with self esteem. Beat your kids, folks.

When the neck fat becomes wider than your head, the heart attack is only a matter of "when"

Jeb has lost weight

topical

Looking at this has caused me to have empathetic chest pains, for both of them.

"Let's kick the tires and light the fires, Big Daddy." Then he dies before the "My David!" scene.