He thinks "doing radio since he was 18" makes him some kind of battle hardened veteran...
most of us have been in our chosen industries since we were 18... it's when you start work stupid!!!!
I don't think he does it much anymore, but "Guy Talk" Opster, who had very clearly never had anything resembling game with women in his life, trying to start conversations about THA BROADS! was some of the most douchechill inducing shit ever. The Psycho was the king of overcompensation.
His illiteracy and stuttering. They're two of three traits you need to be on talk radio and he can't fucking read or speak. It's like TV correspondents who have a lisp or whose lip contort weirdly when they speak (Lester Holt, John King, etc.)
ME: Uhh d-d-d-did you see this headline, Vic Henley? Trump unleashes a nnn-www-tt-ttTWEET on uhh uhhh Carrier uhhh uhh union b-b-b-b-boss who uh uhh uhh nnttthhh--www--BLAsted him. And that's all we got on THAT.
With enough poppers and KY, I could unreasonably argue myself out of the rest of these, that his verbal crutches and affected voices are part of his "character" and off air, he might be a somewhat intelligent somewhat human. But he should not have a job as a professional talker.
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17 sheratonbob 2016-12-08
HOLDONHOLDONHOLDONHOLDON!!
13 blackphilibuster 2016-12-08
His whiny high pitched voice when he gets defensive
13 gawkertehworst 2016-12-08
The dopey voice he uses to imitate anyone who criticizes him.
5 packitchofsositch 2016-12-08
You could stop there. Can't fucking stand it across the board.
10 PassProtect15 2016-12-08
The way he copies the voice and cadence of anyone around him who he perceives to be cool.
He's so into Jim Florentine that he's been talking like him for two years.
5 crunchtimestudio 2016-12-08
He's also been getting cuckolded like him
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-08
He thinks "doing radio since he was 18" makes him some kind of battle hardened veteran... most of us have been in our chosen industries since we were 18... it's when you start work stupid!!!!
7 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2016-12-08
His sociopathic tendency to break up the comedy and go to the phones for some sycophantic cum nozzle to praise him for a great line everyone "missed".
5 itrits 2016-12-08
His inability to take any criticism without getting defensive.
5 Dennyislife 2016-12-08
The fact he is totally unaware of how bad his show is.
5 pussygeneration 2016-12-08
I hate when tits feel like sandbags
4 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-08
sniff
3 PepperTheCentaur 2016-12-08
Is everything an acceptable answer?
3 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-08
The video tweets with vague coded messages
3 ObsessiveMuso 2016-12-08
I don't think he does it much anymore, but "Guy Talk" Opster, who had very clearly never had anything resembling game with women in his life, trying to start conversations about THA BROADS! was some of the most douchechill inducing shit ever. The Psycho was the king of overcompensation.
3 RamonFrunkis 2016-12-08
His illiteracy and stuttering. They're two of three traits you need to be on talk radio and he can't fucking read or speak. It's like TV correspondents who have a lisp or whose lip contort weirdly when they speak (Lester Holt, John King, etc.)
ME: Uhh d-d-d-did you see this headline, Vic Henley? Trump unleashes a nnn-www-tt-ttTWEET on uhh uhhh Carrier uhhh uhh union b-b-b-b-boss who uh uhh uhh nnttthhh--www--BLAsted him. And that's all we got on THAT.
With enough poppers and KY, I could unreasonably argue myself out of the rest of these, that his verbal crutches and affected voices are part of his "character" and off air, he might be a somewhat intelligent somewhat human. But he should not have a job as a professional talker.
3 RacistPigeon 2016-12-08
His trying to hijack "Pot Talk" to brand his rambling nonsense, shit that potheads wouldn't find fascinating, interesting, or particularly deep.
2 Monospector 2016-12-08
His patent inability to do raqio.
2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-08
He's a grown man who goes by the name "Opie".
1 brickfacecupboard 2016-12-08
He got it when he was a faaawwkin kid, asshole. Learn what's a fawwkin bit. ( + 2-3minute rant on not getting 'inside radio' bits)
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