I had to turn off the recent JRE because he wouldn't stfu. We get it: you have only been making shit movies since the Clinton administration because you make movies for yourself! The critics think you are terrible and you are just fine with it, you say? He is insufferable and it is no suprise he has a list of people he has had problems with cause they criticized him.
The fact that he wears the same outfit every day is ridiculous and annoying. The douche is trying to brand his awful look like a fucking cartoon character.
nothing says "cool & confident" like a XXXL hockey jersey and a pair of jorts man!! although now, nothing says "faggot duche head" like me typing the word jorts and knowing what they are even.
I haven't watched that or Face Off yet because i'm afraid it's terribleness is only great in retrospect, and going into it knowing it's ridiculous will just be bad
I haven't heard this yet, but will listen. It's going to be tough with Joe "Constantly Trying To Be Profound" Rogan leading the discussion. I always liked Kevin as himself/a personality in the past but it seems the last few years he's veered a bit down Self Righteous Ave.
I will say his book Tough Shit was hilarious and inspirational af. (If you're any kind of art fag) I loved that goddamn book.
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33 JusJusRagno 2016-12-07
I had to turn off the recent JRE because he wouldn't stfu. We get it: you have only been making shit movies since the Clinton administration because you make movies for yourself! The critics think you are terrible and you are just fine with it, you say? He is insufferable and it is no suprise he has a list of people he has had problems with cause they criticized him.
22 fapworld 2016-12-07
How anyone could listen to the two of them in a room together is beyond me
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29 Colin_Bowell 2016-12-07
He dresses like a fucking idiot.
20 dassabessdoe 2016-12-07
The fact that he wears the same outfit every day is ridiculous and annoying. The douche is trying to brand his awful look like a fucking cartoon character.
15 kdiamond01 2016-12-07
nothing says "cool & confident" like a XXXL hockey jersey and a pair of jorts man!! although now, nothing says "faggot duche head" like me typing the word jorts and knowing what they are even.
2 PepperTheCentaur 2016-12-07
He stole Whatley's gimmick.
17 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-07
15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand.
8 TheScarletR 2016-12-07
And if that money doesnt show, then ya owe-me owe-me owe
13 dassabessdoe 2016-12-07
Haha, I saw that movie as well!
5 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-07
that shit was so gay 80s style.
12 theantarctica 2016-12-07
The best Kevin Smith moment was when Jim and Patrice barreled over that fat lunkhead to talk about the greatness of Vice Squad.
0 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-12-07
I haven't watched that or Face Off yet because i'm afraid it's terribleness is only great in retrospect, and going into it knowing it's ridiculous will just be bad
11 CertifiedBA 2016-12-07
He is absolutely punchable. Clerks was good, Mallrats was ok. He lost me after both of those.
11 pinkie_pride 2016-12-07
Looks like some ICP fan
3 Lord_dougman_W 2016-12-07
Yup. They're all either fat, akward nerds, faggy, wiggerish, homeless or, all five of those things.
10 NortheastPhilly 2016-12-07
I wish he would go back to being silent
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-07
You cats don't like how Kevin Smith makes flicks for himself and doesn't care what the critics say?
2 machete_chipperson 2016-12-07
.......NO
5 MedicatedHead 2016-12-07
He only makes that face when he's being a shitty father.
4 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-07
Why is he a shitty father?
9 MedicatedHead 2016-12-07
Hockey jerseys.
4 EastSideDan 2016-12-07
Trotting his daughter out to be ridiculed in those awful movies he makes.
5 kevin121312 2016-12-07
guess so https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/806436978178883584
5 [deleted] 2016-12-07
IS HE WEARING A HOCKEY JERSEY??? THE FUCKING MADMAN!!!!
4 DisgustingFaggot 2016-12-07
and shit like that
4 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2016-12-07
WE FUCKING GET IT!!!...........YOU LIKE POT
.....you're just a "schlubby comic book geek from NJ forced to swim with the sharks in Tinseltown
fucking TALENT-LESS, ONE TRICK PONY
2 mcb84 2016-12-07
Enough about Joe, we're trying to discuss Kevin Smith
3 Cryptokunt 2016-12-07
No but Don't you get it? He says "fuck" quite a bit. Which is really hip and Lenny bruce
3 Bandits82 2016-12-07
He's still fat, but why does he insist on wearing those stupid jerseys 3 sizes too large for him?
2 baraksobamas 2016-12-07
Is that the guy from Degrassi?
2 AmbientGravy 2016-12-07
Did he start and end every fucking sentence with "sir"?
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-12-07
He's the guy that wears hockey shirts
2 Lord_dougman_W 2016-12-07
this fat fuck ALWAYS makes a dumb face every time he takes a pic
2 Billyassman 2016-12-07
What is he twelve?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-07
I haven't heard this yet, but will listen. It's going to be tough with Joe "Constantly Trying To Be Profound" Rogan leading the discussion. I always liked Kevin as himself/a personality in the past but it seems the last few years he's veered a bit down Self Righteous Ave.
I will say his book Tough Shit was hilarious and inspirational af. (If you're any kind of art fag) I loved that goddamn book.
2 SlurpeeMolot 2016-12-07
Adam Lanza facial expression having asshole.
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1 grocery_man 2016-12-07
As RLM would say he's a hack.
1 newtbutts 2016-12-07
Haven't you seen any of his movies?
1 patio87 2016-12-07
Am I the only one that hates Clerks?
5 [deleted] 2016-12-07
No.
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0 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-07
He isn't fat any more.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-07
No, he's not morbidly obese anymore. He's still fat as fuck.
1 insertclevereference 2016-12-07
It's all in his ass and thighs which is why he got kicked out of a plane.
That's why he wears large, flowing hockey jerseys. It's not like he ever strapped on a pair of skates.
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He has milk in one hand and a cigarillo in the other - guy is revolutionary.
1 Kindahar 2016-12-07
thats a doober
2 mcb84 2016-12-07
Enough about Joe, we're trying to discuss Kevin Smith