I would have fucked both of them. They were acceptable. Now my dick screams in terror whenever I see a picture of them. Good god they just stopped caring entirely.
All women are going that way, it seems. They're not trying to maintain their curves anymore; they're just going fat. Its a cycle that's getting worse, I'm afraid:(
I once fucked a woman (also Jewish) who looked damn near exactly like this. Her pussy smelled fucking rank. Still went for it. Hate myself to this day.
Didn't this whore try to off herself? Hopefully she goes thru with it once big Amy's career goes down the shitter. Two birds, one stone. Then watch Amy use it to her advantage to try to jumpstart her time in the spotlight again.
At first I was like uhhh but I dunno I think she's kinda cute. She's got more of a Jewy look which I find attractive. The moment she tries to become an outspoken advocate for douchy nonsense I will find her revolting though. Big Amy I found cute too before Trainwreck gave her an inflated sense of self-importance.
I know my post is pointless but I just wanted to let you know I think that is an amazingly brilliant and hilarious observation. Someone should bring this to The Bonfire's attention.
72 comments
54 TerpBE 2016-12-07
I always thought Any Schumer looked like a hot chick's sister.
I guess I was wrong.
46 Jackatard 2016-12-07
Def more fuckable than her sister.
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10 lolercakesmcgee 2016-12-07
ME: ahhh, beat me to it, there it is.
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3 lolercakesmcgee 2016-12-07
He wrote something like "Fuck, I was just about to say this". So then I openly mocked his Opie-ism.
1 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-07
It got deleted. Now I'll never know what it said.
:(
19 FatassTitePants 2016-12-07
She should just let her unibrow grow in
8 dresden312 2016-12-07
Her mustache as well
14 kevin121312 2016-12-07
potato-nosed cocksuckah
13 baraksobamas 2016-12-07
Stephanie McMahonberg
12 EskimoEscrow 2016-12-07
Shifty ham merchant sneaking non-kosher treats to big sis
11 AntsCamera 2016-12-07
Dassachindo
Bitch looks like the Joker.
7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-07
Norton is jealous of Amy's fame and her sister's chin? Poor little guy can't catch a break
3 AntsCamera 2016-12-07
He should let her chin open for him.
2 knitro 2016-12-07
not sure you if you we're going for chin or Schindler but they're both gold
1 AntsCamera 2016-12-07
I was bagging on her long ass cartoon character chin.
Her fat arms and splotchy skin is vile as well. She should talk about her pussy and do a fake republican character.
11 ndcigars 2016-12-07
Nice jew nose.
10 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-07
Jenny Durante
10 OswaldTheLucky 2016-12-07
A-cha-cha-chaaaaa
6 holodog 2016-12-07
good night mrs cabbage patch wherever you are
1 harriswill 2016-12-07
but who wants a thousand pink sockings?
7 crookedmile 2016-12-07
Judging by the picture alone, she has a hairy asshole, which is all sorts of nasty. My man laughing cause HE KNOW!!!!
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6 darklydreamingdayln 2016-12-07
Good enough for a poke.
2 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-07
Great job!!
2 EricHitchmo 2016-12-07
Jewish 5's really give-er tbh
5 thewordthewho 2016-12-07
Quite a schnoz but would bang on the regs.
4 dassabessdoe 2016-12-07
She has the nose of that Angela Benedetto cunt.
4 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-07
I'd fuck her in the kazoo.
3 bobbuel 2016-12-07
Looks like Gonzo.
3 truthie 2016-12-07
Talent and beauty run like a cancer through that family.
3 TangerineReam 2016-12-07
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2506570.1453501105!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/conflead23f-1-web.jpg
7 jfral 2016-12-07
She has some heavy Hebrew tits at least.
2 TangerineReam 2016-12-07
Actually, it seems like they let themselves go at the same time. That was when Amy was about as thin as she was going to get. Seems like they're both going that way now: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1680&bih=939&q=amy+schumer+sister+kim+2016&oq=amy+schumer+sister+kim+2016&gs_l=img.3...904.6164.0.6668.20.9.0.11.11.0.95.562.9.9.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.15.574...0.nCOVs8sSxU8#imgrc=cttwg9CwJLj3UM%3A
3 BloodyTomFlint 2016-12-07
I would have fucked both of them. They were acceptable. Now my dick screams in terror whenever I see a picture of them. Good god they just stopped caring entirely.
1 TangerineReam 2016-12-07
All women are going that way, it seems. They're not trying to maintain their curves anymore; they're just going fat. Its a cycle that's getting worse, I'm afraid:(
2 BloodyTomFlint 2016-12-07
It makes me sad. Truly.
3 glyde69 2016-12-07
Jew noses like that usually don't ripen until 85-90 years old. I think I see some mustache too.
3 MedicatedHead 2016-12-07
Big Jay's morning Wawa dumps are hotter than this beast that comes from the loins of a cripple.
3 balderoonus 2016-12-07
It's hard to tell which Schumer got the short end of the genetic stick
3 dakkar1 2016-12-07
not a fat hook nosed jew at all.
2 Billyassman 2016-12-07
Oh shit ohhhh fuckn spot on.
-1 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-07
Not really.
2 RichHeads 2016-12-07
I suppose sausage arms are hereditary. Who knew!
3 crookedmile 2016-12-07
That and thin bird lips.
2 fervt 2016-12-07
I never thought Amy could ever be referred to as "the pretty one".
2 BullsLawDan 2016-12-07
Wow, look at her. I guess Big Amy really does have a few things in common with Bonnie after all.
3 cnuttin 2016-12-07
yeah... they both have cootahs.... dvv dvv FAWK YEAHHHHH
2 throwawaymanthrows 2016-12-07
That's what a female O&A fan would look like if they existed.
2 slongbinh 2016-12-07
Jewess?
2 CaptainJeanLucPeckah 2016-12-07
I once fucked a woman (also Jewish) who looked damn near exactly like this. Her pussy smelled fucking rank. Still went for it. Hate myself to this day.
2 languishinvagaries 2016-12-07
wow she jews way better than sis.
2 WeWuzKangz 2016-12-07
Quite the stereotypical nose she's got there
1 NumeroOtto 2016-12-07
looks like someone we know ..... ohhhh mingy ... it's him! with the chin and that schnoz
1 heyitsbobby 2016-12-07
I'd fuch er
2 crookedmile 2016-12-07
The standards on this guy. I'd rather fuck a C.H.U.D.
2 heyitsbobby 2016-12-07
I'd fuck C.H.U.D 2: Bud the Chud
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-07
Mother
Father
They are at best half sisters.
5 crookedmile 2016-12-07
I can smell the bourbon and ciggy's on her dad's breath from that photo alone.
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-12-07
Rick Shapiro's her dad?
1 RahnBayngtin 2016-12-07
Da Bitch looks like a female Kevin from the Office
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1 Cryptokunt 2016-12-07
What a shitty gene pool.
1 EricHitchmo 2016-12-07
Bitch's face look like a shoe-stay
1 sexylarrytate 2016-12-07
She is a little on the skinny side.
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1 Lord_dougman_W 2016-12-07
Didn't this whore try to off herself? Hopefully she goes thru with it once big Amy's career goes down the shitter. Two birds, one stone. Then watch Amy use it to her advantage to try to jumpstart her time in the spotlight again.
1 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-07
From 1-30, she is a 7, a good looking, ugly woman.
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1 jfral 2016-12-07
At first I was like uhhh but I dunno I think she's kinda cute. She's got more of a Jewy look which I find attractive. The moment she tries to become an outspoken advocate for douchy nonsense I will find her revolting though. Big Amy I found cute too before Trainwreck gave her an inflated sense of self-importance.
1 dumbshowreference 2016-12-07
I know my post is pointless but I just wanted to let you know I think that is an amazingly brilliant and hilarious observation. Someone should bring this to The Bonfire's attention.
1 Lish_fips89 2016-12-07
'co-writer',lol.
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1 Rainbowuser13 2016-12-07
Wow.....what a handsome family......
1 rcharliesam 2016-12-07
Whoa... I sense some inbreeding going on in that family.
1 kevin121312 2016-12-07
ShE's HawT
1 Frynkiss 2016-12-07
Good call
-1 CorsicanPimp 2016-12-07
Anyone who uses the word sans is a faggot.
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3 lolercakesmcgee 2016-12-07
He wrote something like "Fuck, I was just about to say this". So then I openly mocked his Opie-ism.