(Serious) Is anybody here a Jugalo?
62 2016-12-06 by iWhereSchortSchorts
Because that would be some faggot shit. edit: front page wooo! edit#2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! edit#3: To those of you dming me about there being good Jugalos I get it sure, but there are plenty of horrible ones.
149 comments
83 kgt5003 2016-12-06
Who cares about jugalos.. we know there are actual Proud Boys around here. That's way worse.
61 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
Being a proud boy is literally gayer than gay sex with a man.
23 kgt5003 2016-12-06
It is because people have gay sex without talking about it and making it a "thing." It just happens and then ends. These Proud Boys are a whole ordeal.
2 [deleted] 2016-12-06
No gay guy tattoos "Proud Faggot" on his neck.
11 kgt5003 2016-12-06
If he thinks it'll make him a buck Milo would probably tattoo "dangerous faggot" on his neck.
1 Icon_Crash 2016-12-06
So what did you tattoo on your neck then?
3 [deleted] 2016-12-06
"Diffident Faggot"
7 Icon_Crash 2016-12-06
Well played. Made me have to learn a new word.
2 mcb84 2016-12-06
Scientists have proven its a gay sex concentrate.
The funny part is they don't even realize they're being trolled by their own messiah.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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12 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-12-06
Where the weeeest is the best
5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
uuhuuhuuhhuuuhhuuuhhuuruuu were the proud boyz
6 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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7 DerpalSherpa 2016-12-06
What's some of those other queers we got?
13 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
/u/Clibarnius
13 EskimoEscrow 2016-12-06
/u/Clibarnius and who else
11 DerpalSherpa 2016-12-06
/u/stinkskc suck purty good don't he?
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
Me :(
6 Tom_Stall 2016-12-06
You mean /u/Clibanarius? The most obnoxious Hillary shill that used constantly post here but hasn't posted anything ehre since the election, that guy?
6 Clibanarius 2016-12-06
I'm actually a Bernie shill
4 Icon_Crash 2016-12-06
No, they are essentially the same. Except of course, employment status.
2 PaintedPicture 2016-12-06
Even worse than that, Barmy members
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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30 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-06
I like the pictures of their gross conventions with sleazebag whores that get gangfucked by neckbeards in a pile of empty beer cans. They party a lot like the gays but in an oddly heterosexual manner.
24 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-12-06
Yeah that's fucking disgusting, yuck.
Link?
11 majestik6 2016-12-06
Agreed, they look like they know how to throw a party.
It's as if Beavis and Butthead threw Burning Man
2 Lish_fips89 2016-12-06
Burning couch.
3 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Burning Crotch
22 andycumiashow 2016-12-06
RIP I_Hate_Knickers
7 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
hes brasilian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwsVJajm77o
2 McDeely 2016-12-06
What's more embarrassing, this, or getting caught jerking in front of a mirror? I'm gonna go with this myself.
2 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
Caught by who?
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
What's wrong with jerking in front of mirror, how else you gonna see mamas shoe
1 jjoharanyc1 2016-12-06
Jerking off to this in front of a mirror is my guess for next logical step.
1 Superbad415 2016-12-06
You mean "caught" right?
6 _TheConsumer_ 2016-12-06
If I were a juggalo, that's how I'd want to go. Half my face painted and people attending the services in light colored t shirts.
7 BullsLawDan 2016-12-06
"Everyone wear pastels and hold up your vape during the song about fucking fat chicks."
3 LAMF92 2016-12-06
Dont forget the dixie cup shots of robotussin
3 fishbulbx 2016-12-06
Does the corner lining up with his juggalo line have deep meaning or is it just a weird coincidence?
14 mikestl1988 2016-12-06
I see alot of ICP decals on cars around where I live...but then again I live in a state with the worst crystal meth problem in the country
Edit: Missouri
2 RSC-Tuff 2016-12-06
nv?
1 dmix 2016-12-06
New Mexico obv
2 A_Friendly_Creeper 2016-12-06
Tenn?
2 Buttpudding 2016-12-06
North Dakota?
7 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
It's definitely somewhere with a lot of white people.
16 VeritablyClean 2016-12-06
Paradise?
12 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
A library?
10 RSC-Tuff 2016-12-06
A job?
3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-06
Scotland?
1 LAMF92 2016-12-06
I used to go to school in bum fuck maryland, i would pretty regularly see juggalos buying bullets at walmart
5 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Bad news if it's for others, good news if it's for themselves.
2 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
Hopefully to share with one another.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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13 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-06
Jim Norton is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQgBgm9Z-I#t=18m26s
9 crookedmile 2016-12-06
My God, these trash people look like they have a stink that could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
9 [deleted] 2016-12-06
That place is a genetic dumpster.
7 carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-06
I found myself still watching like 3 minutes after the time stamp, I was mesmerized.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-06
Go back and watch from the beginning, juggalos are great. ICP is hilarious too, watch their movie "Big Money Hustlas"
3 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2016-12-06
Big Money Rustlas is obviously the superior film.
1 1stunna 2016-12-06
That doc is amazing, very well made and edited.
7 faustok 2016-12-06
Christ, that makes me wish I was a juggalo. It looks bad on the outside, but it's cool for them.
1 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-12-06
Like Opie and Sherrod.
5 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Jim Norton likes Kiss, he's a Juggalo from way back.
12 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
And no, that's not what we're calling Opie's fans now lol.
13 GiygasFetus 2016-12-06
I knew there was a ffffawkin line there somewhere!
12 OzzieCoetzee 2016-12-06
My grandson got me to go to jugalo fest for his 50th birthday party 10 years ago. Now we're both into it.
11 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
Are you 100?
9 OzzieCoetzee 2016-12-06
I'm 112 years young, I'll be 113 in May.
4 Icon_Crash 2016-12-06
The gay sex part?
2 OzzieCoetzee 2016-12-06
Triggered #Nohomo
2 Anarox 2016-12-06
Grandson? You old fart
2 Superbad415 2016-12-06
da fug?
11 takyon_deathyon 2016-12-06
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
11 John_Gulbunny 2016-12-06
I don't like them but ICP are pretty entertaining in a white trash way, them on Howard stern shitting on ozzy to his wife is great
4 HebrewSteve 2016-12-06
The only metal he's king of is heroin needles
2 pinkie_pride 2016-12-06
I've been called a lot of things but I've never been called rubbish
10 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-12-06
Wrong sub, try r/Imahugefaggot
10 GiygasFetus 2016-12-06
I have never met a juggalo that didn't offend my sense of smell. It's like you have to swear off hygiene to be able to consider yourself to be one.
9 PauxFas 2016-12-06
Did anyone see that documentary about the Gathering of the Juggalos, "Whoop Dreams"? It was pretty hilarious insight into the meth head communities that go there every year.
5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
It's a trailer trash bash.
8 SkepticSloth 2016-12-06
I personally don't give a shit about the band or their fans - as long as they keep that shit at their "gatherings", it's all good.
Used to amuse me to see them show up at metal shows, and get their asses kicked, though.
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2 SkepticSloth 2016-12-06
It's okay, we understand, your heroes are fat wiggers in clown makeup.
We know, it hurts.
5 HulkHulkerson 2016-12-06
Metal fans are just as cringeworthy
5 LAMF92 2016-12-06
Honestly i think theyre worse
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
How could you tell who was who?
2 SkepticSloth 2016-12-06
Most slayer fans don't wear makeup and go "whoop whoop".
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
Most.
7 chipkatspartan 2016-12-06
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that nobody corrected it to juggalo for you. I quite frankly find them fascinating, and would like to one day paint my face and go all-in on the white trash bit just to experience it. Same with visiting a Mormon temple, another group of really weird people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLxATMokhq4
2 LAMF92 2016-12-06
I agree. I would totally go just to be in the middle of all the weirdnesss
2 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
Ill go if you need someone to make 'holy fuck do you believe this exists' looks with.
7 ProudBoyClub 2016-12-06
Whoop Whoop! I am a former juggalo, went to the gathering 3 times. I have great memories of it but now i mainly consider myself to be a Proud Boy. I still keep it real and will put on my juggalo makeup and sip of faygo every few months.
6 urfaceisa 2016-12-06
I'm not, but I do like and appreciate Juggalos.
Somewhere out there right now is a cop beating a guy that is dressed as a murder clown.
We live in a world where this actually happens. Because of juggalos, there are cops who live in a pre-reboot superhero tv show.
I think that's beautiful.
And it's not like any of those retarded queers would have amounted to anything better if they DIDN'T decide to put on makeup. A tryhard wigger rap group comprised of homosexual mental midgets is not the reason that Juggalos are who they are. They're like that because of meth and inbreeding.
Those people were always going to be worthless "human" garbage. At least as juggalos, their hijinks are funny.
4 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Juggalo baby funeral
6 urfaceisa 2016-12-06
See that's what I mean, if they were not juggalos, that situation would just be tragic as fuck.
Instead, I look at the picture and I just see a wacky inevitability.
And knowing that the baby is spared a life as their kid actually makes it better, it turns what should be a complete nightmare scenario into kind've a happy scene. Relative to the alternative, anyways.
3 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
You aren't wrong.
2 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
I totally agree. It's just a really odd thing as it's clown-based, so it's like you mixed the circus and carnie employees, gave them meth and pills, and then encouraged them to just infiltrate society.
3 Rigger_Nich 2016-12-06
That's a hot take
6 anaLog1989 2016-12-06
I live down the street from where the fat ICP lived, smoked with his fat ugly niece and his fat ugly family still lives in shit hole Dearborn Heights.
6 DisgustingFaggot 2016-12-06
whoop whoop mmfwcl
5 [deleted] 2016-12-06
Sir! my God! we are proud of our fellow African-American pests here - we have no place nor tolerance for that kind of language.
10 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-06
He said jugalo, not jigabo
12 Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-12-06
You spelled both wrong.
3 [deleted] 2016-12-06
boo! boo!
3 crookedmile 2016-12-06
Yard Ape?
5 RichHeads 2016-12-06
Aren't Juggalos grown men that are stuck in their teenage years?
4 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Yeah, you've heard of Big Jay Oakerson right?
2 GeorgieZhukov 2016-12-06
Jay actually has some good stories about preforming at the gathering.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
I've heard, I like Jay, but that doesn't make non-utility fingerless gloves any less juvenile in your 30s.
3 TacoTrots 2016-12-06
...retarded grown men...
4 MershCumic 2016-12-06
Me and the Florida crew are cosplayers. It's pretty close.
6 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
What do you cosplay as besides a comedian?
4 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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2 tags33 2016-12-06
How could you possibly have the opinion that ICP is a great band. That's blows my mind, what is your reasoning?
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
He's most likely brain dead from nitrous.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
So, either way you still collect welfare?
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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3 dannoomg 2016-12-06
I had a tard moment and thought "gigalo" and was going to come in here and make a pecka reference.
=(
3 stinksskc 2016-12-06
What have juggalos turned into? Emos became "metal guys" or bearded hipsters
6 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
Rapists
5 Icon_Crash 2016-12-06
They move back down to standard meth addicts.
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
Corpses
0 LAMF92 2016-12-06
Or punks covered in patches sewn on with dental floss
4 stinksskc 2016-12-06
Shit son the punks I know were always 77
1 LAMF92 2016-12-06
What?
1 stinksskc 2016-12-06
Are you 24?
3 TrackSuitVos 2016-12-06
My brother was for years. He was the typical middle class kid who needed to belong, maaaaaaahn! It was sad. He used to lie to people and say he was from Detroit so no one beat his ass for being a richie.
3 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-06
I unironicly love icp. They don't take themselves seriously and rap about the most insane and retardedly ludicrous stuff like going on murder sprees and chopping women's tits off with axes,bowling with people's heads and knife fucking women . It's hilarious. Most people havnt heard a single song and just go along with the anti icp circle jerk. Check them out on Howard Stern. They got into a fight with Sharon osbourne and said ozzy is the king of metal due to all the syringes broken off in his arm. They demolished her. They're funny as hell. Fuck u op
2 Superbad415 2016-12-06
no no you see, you were supposed to convince us that theyd be worth checking out. Im sure you did quite the opposite for this demographic.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
So they're like D12 without the lyricism? Word up dude.
1 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-06
The only one who is funny in d12 is bizarre. "All bitches is hoes, even my stinking ass mom" or "some bitch asked for my autograph, I called her a whore and spit beer in her face and laughed". Icp is better overall Tbh fam bbq
2 [deleted] 2016-12-06
I go pretty deep. I'm all in with the ICP.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
ME: HOW THE FUCK DO MAGNETS WORK?!?!?!
2 Binski13 2016-12-06
They still exist?
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
Obligatory unfortunately.
2 crookedmile 2016-12-06
This is like 10 years old, but it still cracks me up: Jeremy the Juggalo
2 buttholebrigade 2016-12-06
I hope you're all familiar with the Juggalo fetus funeral
damn kid was lucky not to be raised in shitty trailer park
2 StutterinPrickYou 2016-12-06
.....errrrekkkl
2 SirWallaceII 2016-12-06
i don't live in a trailer park
1 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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1 charliemccarthy 2016-12-06
WOOP! WOOP!
1 machete_chipperson 2016-12-06
I don't call or refer to myself as a juggalo, but I've been to the gathering a few years.
1 wicked_crayfish 2016-12-06
E-rock is a jiggle-bro. If that helps.
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1 ScarletNumbers 2016-12-06
I'm just a jugalo, and everywhere I go, people know the part I'm playin
1 Thomas_Daly 2016-12-06
A lot of my friends growing up were juggalos. I come from a place in Canada with a lot of them. I'm not one myself but I am a sympathizer. They're really fucking funny on loveline but their music is awful.
1 thewordthewho 2016-12-06
one of the best workaholics eps.
1 tar_baby33 2016-12-06
No but I want to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos just to see it...I may walk in and walk right out because I'm scared but I still wanna see it.
Couldn't name a single Insane Clown Posse song.
0 [deleted] 2016-12-06
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0 Joemomma101 2016-12-06
I used to be a huge wigger when I was young. But never a Jugalo.
4 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
And your parents are loaded? Lol you Chet Haze ass nigga.
1 baraksobamas 2016-12-06
I was Chet Haze in 1994
0 Superbad415 2016-12-06
Anyone whos white and using "nigga" should be considered a white nigger.(wigger) Lol you scared of "er" mother fucker.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger I don't give a fuck about using the word it's just nigga is the appropriate form for that context.
1 Superbad415 2016-12-06
fuck i got showed. bet youre to to scared to say it 6 times in one post
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
I am :(
2 Superbad415 2016-12-06
Were all friends here.
0 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-06
You are gayer than Jugualos drinking Fago
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13 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-06
/u/Clibarnius
2 McDeely 2016-12-06
What's more embarrassing, this, or getting caught jerking in front of a mirror? I'm gonna go with this myself.
3 WiretapStudios 2016-12-06
Burning Crotch