What was Opie's funniest line on the show?

5  2016-12-06 by sanpie19955

19 comments

"I needed you that day Jimmy"

"hey, the opster likes to go piggin every once in a while"

other than that, not much he's said has made me chuckle

"I could go do something else"

When Jimmy wondered why he liked "Yellow Submarine" and Opie said "because it's shaped like a penis."

Another good moment is when he called out Anthony for watching that Thanksgiving music video, basically calling him a pedophile.

"I don't even know if I'm going to sign in October"

"My kids are mine."

Whatever the funniest thing Opie has said on air it's bound to be from instant feedback and not his own.

"As big as your imagination"

"They wanted me to sign a multi-year deal, I said no FAWKING way."

They were talking about movies with smellivision and Opie asked "when you see an Adam Sandler movie, do they just hurl dogshit in your face?" Something to that extent. A pretty solid joke

"I could've been a model"

"Put the cake down for a second."

"Here comes a joke."

"Take it from us - lose some weight!"

"Maybe its time to do something different"

He had a few back in the day. The one where him Anthony and Louis are fucking with callers about foo fighters tickets is a pretty good one.

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Not his funniest, but when confronting Steve on his relentless Foundry Music watermarking Opie said "Your videos look like a NASCAR. They got ads all over them."

He had another one that really made me laugh once. I wish I could remember it. I know it was him because I remember thinking, holy shit, unexpected gem from Opie. I only ever heard the line once. I could tell it wasn't from instant feedback either.

Somebody more autistic than me should make a complication of all Opie's funny lines. Probably would be less than five minutes, though.

I'm fighting for my fawking life everyday

I really needed you that day that I was crying on the radio.