Every person who's worth a shit has self awareness. The only people who aren't self aware are people with psychological social disorders. No reason to praise someone just because they're not fucked up.
I don't think there's been anything more divisive on this board than the topic of whether Sam sucks or not. Everyone seems to be in one camp or the other.
Not aware of his voice to control it when he gets on a "roll", he gets douche-chillingly nasal and loud. Dude needs to learn mic control still after all these years. Or maybe the sound engineer doesn't compress the signal or whatever peckers
Speak for yourself, genius. Most people have self awareness, it doesn't mean they are good on the radio. I have always hated Sam for the beta alleged male freakshow that he is.
No, I really do hate him. He's annoying, uniformed, boring and not funny. A "professional broadcaster" would at least go to a speech therapist to get rid of the lisp and high-pitched nasal speaking pattern so he could be completely ignored while we wait for a couple of good Norton jokes per show.
Moxie "Beverage Moxie Nerve Food" was a popular pre-WW1 beverage containing gentian root, which is the path to the good life. If that's gay then give me a gent to smooch
Listen up, pal, and listen good. Sam was birthed with a horrific voice for radio but he would acknowledge that and it makes that flaw obsolete.
He collects dolls of men in spandex but knows it's silly. He is self aware and that makes all the difference. Sam is a good egg and knows how to entertain and audience and interact positively with guests.
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39 Sicboy69 2016-12-06
Every person who's worth a shit has self awareness. The only people who aren't self aware are people with psychological social disorders. No reason to praise someone just because they're not fucked up.
14 SirWallaceII 2016-12-06
Bobo and Opie are the same amount of retarded?
9 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-06
Yes
7 Lish_fips89 2016-12-06
Bobo has a better penis.
3 lemskroob 2016-12-06
and he isnt raising someone elses kids
11 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
Remember one of the main selling point of JAM is sam let jim talk
9 justneedtologin 2016-12-06
I don't think there's been anything more divisive on this board than the topic of whether Sam sucks or not. Everyone seems to be in one camp or the other.
25 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-06
Whaaaats your pleasure young fella
12 crunchtimestudio 2016-12-06
Whaat's your pleasure, young fella
6 harriswill 2016-12-06
Whaaaaaat's your pleasure young fella?!
Version 3
-8 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-06
Thats what he just said retard
5 Lish_fips89 2016-12-06
Neither of them used a question mark, so they're both cunts.
1 doom92 2016-12-06
What do you do for a living character?
-1 GullibleGilbert 2016-12-06
?
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
It was all Sam hate before jam
5 destinyaltboy 2016-12-06
Not at all. Sam fan since day one.
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
The need of the many outweigh the few
1 stinksskc 2016-12-06
Well you're wrong there definitely has
8 mattirawks 2016-12-06
Snayp Chayt
6 Zach86 2016-12-06
Not aware of his voice to control it when he gets on a "roll", he gets douche-chillingly nasal and loud. Dude needs to learn mic control still after all these years. Or maybe the sound engineer doesn't compress the signal or whatever peckers
2 rottenseed 2016-12-06
They need a new crap filter
1 Slateski 2016-12-06
Hey, that's a pretty good dynamic range!
2 doodoopeepees 2016-12-06
Just shut up about politics. Sam had no clue about them before trump won, and nothing had changed. It's like when Opie used to talk about radio.
1 PretzlKing 2016-12-06
Hahaha love that analogy.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2016-12-06
Compared to Opie, everyone does.
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1 RacistPigeon 2016-12-06
Speak for yourself, genius. Most people have self awareness, it doesn't mean they are good on the radio. I have always hated Sam for the beta alleged male freakshow that he is.
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-12-06
Did he kill Arnold?
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-1 EastSideDan 2016-12-06
Nah, I really hate Sam.
Fuck that Mongoloid.
-1 cabaretcabaret 2016-12-06
I gots my self awareness
YOU'RE SUPPOST DO
1 Anarox 2016-12-06
Hey post
-2 BumbiBestie 2016-12-06
No, I really do hate him. He's annoying, uniformed, boring and not funny. A "professional broadcaster" would at least go to a speech therapist to get rid of the lisp and high-pitched nasal speaking pattern so he could be completely ignored while we wait for a couple of good Norton jokes per show.
12 thescrapplekid 2016-12-06
"The last professional broadcaster" is tongue in cheek
12 doom92 2016-12-06
Let's hear your radio show you faggot.
5 Gottagetgot 2016-12-06
Calm down sam.
5 sjeffiesjeff 2016-12-06
Uniformed
-4 NancysRayguns 2016-12-06
Eh, was never really a fan of Sam. Kid had moxie. Thats about it.
8 BrogueTrader40k 2016-12-06
I hate moxie.
6 hahfdjahdfsja 2016-12-06
moxie is gay as fuck. the word, and whatever the fuck it means
3 EricHitchmo 2016-12-06
Moxie "Beverage Moxie Nerve Food" was a popular pre-WW1 beverage containing gentian root, which is the path to the good life. If that's gay then give me a gent to smooch
1 SorryFiMAGADog 2016-12-06
It's an old timey soda that tastes like shit. Ted Williams used to do ads for them. Mix licorice with root beer, that's Moxie.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-12-06
Black licorice tastes like Jager and is disgusting, ice cold Moxie is awesome, although I think you have to come to Maine to get it.
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-1 shmigshmog 2016-12-06
Means cum
2 dra_kul88 2016-12-06
Why do u hate penn's daughter?
-22 MarcMaronsDumbFace 2016-12-06
No he doesn't.
And neither does Denny.
Enough of this quest to find a new hero. The show is over, its never coming back, they are all unfunny and boring to watch.
23 just_a_mean_person 2016-12-06
Good thing you came and set us straight faggot.
-2 MarcMaronsDumbFace 2016-12-06
Well, yeah.
11 Kenn_13 2016-12-06
Listen up, pal, and listen good. Sam was birthed with a horrific voice for radio but he would acknowledge that and it makes that flaw obsolete.
He collects dolls of men in spandex but knows it's silly. He is self aware and that makes all the difference. Sam is a good egg and knows how to entertain and audience and interact positively with guests.
2 onemancrimespree 2016-12-06
So doing it compulsively is normal then?
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-5 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
It would be true if the srs was good
9 NomadicWordsmith 2016-12-06
Boo
8 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-12-06
It's less choosing a new hero and more deciding which ones we'll use social media to destroy.
7 Dre013 2016-12-06
Guy with gayest name ever is correct. All of these shows suck.
And Opie is still a multimillionaire with a nice looking wife.
3 TittyMtnhighway 2016-12-06
Yeah guys, we all know that once a show ends, the cast is FORBIDDEN from continuing their careers.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
And that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so
1 bhath01 2016-12-06
This faggot's still here? Don't you have a kid to molest or a wife to disappoint?
-1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-06
Denny stinks, and the piss Lord thing is opies bit