Sam has self awareness

77  2016-12-06 by Kenn_13

That's all it takes, folks. Even people that "hate" sam, don't really.

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Every person who's worth a shit has self awareness. The only people who aren't self aware are people with psychological social disorders. No reason to praise someone just because they're not fucked up.

Bobo and Opie are the same amount of retarded?

Yes

Bobo has a better penis.

and he isnt raising someone elses kids

Remember one of the main selling point of JAM is sam let jim talk

I don't think there's been anything more divisive on this board than the topic of whether Sam sucks or not. Everyone seems to be in one camp or the other.

Whaaaats your pleasure young fella

Whaat's your pleasure, young fella

Whaaaaaat's your pleasure young fella?!

Version 3

Thats what he just said retard

Neither of them used a question mark, so they're both cunts.

What do you do for a living character?

?

It was all Sam hate before jam

Not at all. Sam fan since day one.

The need of the many outweigh the few

Well you're wrong there definitely has

Snayp Chayt

Not aware of his voice to control it when he gets on a "roll", he gets douche-chillingly nasal and loud. Dude needs to learn mic control still after all these years. Or maybe the sound engineer doesn't compress the signal or whatever peckers

They need a new crap filter

Hey, that's a pretty good dynamic range!

Just shut up about politics. Sam had no clue about them before trump won, and nothing had changed. It's like when Opie used to talk about radio.

Hahaha love that analogy.

Compared to Opie, everyone does.

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Speak for yourself, genius. Most people have self awareness, it doesn't mean they are good on the radio. I have always hated Sam for the beta alleged male freakshow that he is.

Did he kill Arnold?

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Nah, I really hate Sam.

Fuck that Mongoloid.

I gots my self awareness

YOU'RE SUPPOST DO

Hey post

No, I really do hate him. He's annoying, uniformed, boring and not funny. A "professional broadcaster" would at least go to a speech therapist to get rid of the lisp and high-pitched nasal speaking pattern so he could be completely ignored while we wait for a couple of good Norton jokes per show.

"The last professional broadcaster" is tongue in cheek

Let's hear your radio show you faggot.

Calm down sam.

Uniformed

Eh, was never really a fan of Sam. Kid had moxie. Thats about it.

I hate moxie.

moxie is gay as fuck. the word, and whatever the fuck it means

Moxie "Beverage Moxie Nerve Food" was a popular pre-WW1 beverage containing gentian root, which is the path to the good life. If that's gay then give me a gent to smooch

It's an old timey soda that tastes like shit. Ted Williams used to do ads for them. Mix licorice with root beer, that's Moxie.

Black licorice tastes like Jager and is disgusting, ice cold Moxie is awesome, although I think you have to come to Maine to get it.

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Means cum

Why do u hate penn's daughter?

No he doesn't.

And neither does Denny.

Enough of this quest to find a new hero. The show is over, its never coming back, they are all unfunny and boring to watch.

Good thing you came and set us straight faggot.

Well, yeah.

Listen up, pal, and listen good. Sam was birthed with a horrific voice for radio but he would acknowledge that and it makes that flaw obsolete.

He collects dolls of men in spandex but knows it's silly. He is self aware and that makes all the difference. Sam is a good egg and knows how to entertain and audience and interact positively with guests.

He collects dolls of men in spandex but knows it's silly.

So doing it compulsively is normal then?

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It would be true if the srs was good

Boo

It's less choosing a new hero and more deciding which ones we'll use social media to destroy.

Guy with gayest name ever is correct. All of these shows suck.

And Opie is still a multimillionaire with a nice looking wife.

Yeah guys, we all know that once a show ends, the cast is FORBIDDEN from continuing their careers.

And that's the bottom line cause stone cold said so

This faggot's still here? Don't you have a kid to molest or a wife to disappoint?

Denny stinks, and the piss Lord thing is opies bit