Jim is so fucking stupid for not going to that party in Australia
11 2016-12-05 by stinksskc
Dude was going to pay for their airfare. Jim is such a sad man what a waste of "celebrity" doesn't leave his apartment or hotel room, is all old and out of touch now. He's infuriating to listen to on the radio especially the other day with the stupid text on the video shit. Insisting no one knew how to do it right but he's just a stubborn moron in reality.
The fact he missed this party is a metaphor for missing life. Sad to say he'll probably die alone and never have sex without having to pay for it again.
He basically had 10/10 Australian pussy offered to him on a platter for free and instead went to do a show in Hartford CT. I'm talking chick's hotter than any of us could ever imagine fucking. I had to stop listening to the show because I was cringing so hard. He actually thinks this guy is going to have him come to the next one too, not realizing this guy will have completely forgotten about them by than and is insulted they didn't go. He's out of touch and his time is over. Both him and Opie should just retire already.
9 comments
16 little-pete-ferguson 2016-12-05
Australia has strict bio-security checks at airports. I don't think that earthworm would have got through
6 ImIndignant 2016-12-05
He already had a weekend of shows booked. He'd be a dick to cancel shows on the off chance that some Australian whore would offer to fuck him. Do you think he was going to meet his wife at this shitshow of a party? His experience would have been exactly one Sam had at the Playboy mansion.
2 LAMF92 2016-12-05
He would be fine if he just went back to drinking. Guarantee drunk sloppy jim would pull more than nerotic sober jim. Nothing worse than a sober creep hitting on girls
1 stinksskc 2016-12-05
I disagree. Bet he would have actually gotten laid, not meet his wife but he could have fucked a 10. I'm sure his Hartford show was packed....
3 mattirawks 2016-12-05
No one woulda fucked him... Some boring, 50 year old turtle in the corner not drinking... Those broads went to have fun..
1 stinksskc 2016-12-05
Only reason I think he would is because Australians are very easy going sexual lying. They're probably the easiest girls to fuck. If you get one whose drunk and is semi attracted to you chances are you can ask her to suck your dick and she'll do it in the bathroom right there. There's no courting needed which is awesome, you just don't want to date one.
These girls are trying to please this candy man guy if he asked one of these girls to do it I really think they would
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-12-05
Who did what?
0 titcity 2016-12-05
What do you expect him to do you nigger? Cancel his scheduled shows and disappoint a good 10-12 people?
5 stinksskc 2016-12-05
Haha, yes
1 stinksskc 2016-12-05
Only reason I think he would is because Australians are very easy going sexual lying. They're probably the easiest girls to fuck. If you get one whose drunk and is semi attracted to you chances are you can ask her to suck your dick and she'll do it in the bathroom right there. There's no courting needed which is awesome, you just don't want to date one.
These girls are trying to please this candy man guy if he asked one of these girls to do it I really think they would