Good guy Sam. He got a girl pregnant who doesn't have any legs.

4  2016-12-05 by [deleted]

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Didn't he listen to Dennys "dont announce pregnancy on air cause it might die" rule?

She's hot.

I think so too.

I bet she looks good with a fresh coat of paint on her chin though.

"Towning around" Sounds like a show Jim would think of. If he ever left his hotel room while on the road

Oh shit, that bitch got a gunt.

I hope the kid comes out looking like Jimmy.

Well I found my new Ambien, thanks OP!

ME: They went after my fawkhin wife.

No legs but big juicy tits

I dont know what this sad excuse of a show she's doing is, but shit if thats her shes actually hot, I'd go as far as to add an "as hell" at the end even

Jesus Christ she's a nerd. Towing around. Haha

She is cute and if anything out of Sam's league. I want to see what group of matinee idols haunts this subreddit and feels entitled to criticize.

I'm a hard 7

Youre high if you think you're a 7...

He was quoting CQ haha.

Jesus Christ, what a reference