Breaking News: Jess's ultrasound is in

113  2016-12-05 by [deleted]

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Smells like fawkin cootah in here. Ay what is this am I going bungee jumping sumthin? What am I on a leash or sumthin?

tss fawkin killin em

yeah chip dog, was not just the slipper in her cooter.... dvv dvv

On a leash!? Whuddam I a sick fawkin puppy or sumpn?

Fawk yeah!

DVV DVV!! They're going to have to deliver him peckah first.

Ah goo goo ga ga peckahs

shuuuuuuuuuuure

I just thought to myself that there's about a 2% chance that this baby could end up like Bobo, and I've been smiling like a loon thinking that there's a chance. Now I've never wanted anything more.

Bobo ended up the way he did because of a botched operation. He was under anesthesia for too long and his recently newborn brain was damaged by being deprived of oxygen. So being born like Bobo would actually be mostly normal.

How about a little placenta for the Chippah

Nuh Uh! Dat middle fingah was added with a computah!

it's a boy!

Its a Chippah !

Chippah buried his cock in that cootah!!

Tss tss tss yea, Lamar came with me and shot his peckah juice into Jess while I played some Sick Fawkin' Puppies!

9/10 but if you had just put a grainy filter on it to give the vaguest sense it was part of the US image it would've been perfect

I have no skills or abilities whatsoever.

That's not a fawkin real picksha!

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Tss ultrasound? What, is it like a really good noise or sumpthin?

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HOLY SHIT, Jess Fucked CHIP? I mean, yeah, why wouldn't she.

Double disordaz cawksuckahhh

When the baby dies how long will it take before Jimmy makes jokes about it?

I don't know man, it's tough. That's just too far. I'm not going to motherfuck someone over their dead kid. I'm not one of these sssscccumBAGS on the internet, there's some things you can't touch.

So you're saying you let it just lay there... You wouldn't touch it... That's sounds bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutal. Sniff.

Betta get an amniocentestsss, cahksucker

Fawk yeah! Lil Chippy Cootahmuffins suckin down that elliptical juice or sumthin!

Shuuuuurrre, little heart throb lookin for a relationship cuz we're in love

PRO-CHOICE!

i came out your peckah now im in a cootah