r/opieandanthony: 2U celebrating after classified show

49 racemic_mixture 2016-12-05

That's a serious "Old Man" set of shoe styles.

17 crookedmile 2016-12-05

Those are the type of shoes you grab out of a bin at Home Depot.

15 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-05

Is there a certain age where I'm no longer allowed to wear white socks?

22 Dannyprecise 2016-12-05

It's never ok to wear white socks.

7 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-12-05

white socks are ok if worn with sandals

8 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-12-05

How about black boots with bright orange shorts? We good there? Or do I gotta go change into my camo capris with hiking shoes?

5 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-12-05

Not black boots, black hushpuppies with black ankle socks. All that cat needs is a make America great hat and he'll need a stick to beat the bitches back.

But don't sleep on the SOA shirt (sans sleeves), "urban" camo cargo pants, bright white Sketchers, and reading spectacles strategically placed for maximum geezer badassery.

4 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-05

Ewww he's wearing a tv show shirt like a fucking grade school child?

It's like he's begging to be hated.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-05

Good eye. SAMCRO Joe is going to force a bunch of 3rd world spics driving nigger-rigged 1930's Indian cycles to patch over and join The Sons.

14 ObsessiveMuso 2016-12-05

'tism sneakers

2 MattressBoy 2016-12-05

Not caring what you look like when you leave the house is one of the few advantages of getting older. It's pretty liberating.

34 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

Don't you fellas hate it when you wear your black and white camo cargo shorts and your bandmate has the same pair!?

1 anarchronism 2016-12-05

It's so they can hide together.

1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-12-05

Nice pissy eyed little faggot you raised there, sir.

18 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

These fruits are on vacation in Cuba and this is the best location they could get for a new band pic.

18 piggyboi 2016-12-05

Did they hire 2U for their music, or because the soldiers were lonely and wanted to see four sets of bodacious tits?

16 eastriverdriveII 2016-12-05

Nice, the best in their respective fields were awarded a trip to Gitmo. Best NJ Transit driver, Best MTA driver, Westchester Bee line, NYC Access-a-ride.

12 shawkward 2016-12-05

Oh keeping it local, I see.

14 charliechickenfucker 2016-12-05

I hope no one calls US Customs to inform them that a known drug smuggler is on his way back from Cuba.

11 Jackatard 2016-12-05

Joe is apparently smuggling grapefruits under his arms.

13 Icon_Crash 2016-12-05

I thought that we had stopped torturing the Gitmo inmates?

1 piggyboi 2016-12-05

Now we know what really happened to Fidel - suicide by shitrock.

11 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-12-05

Samcro shirt.

9 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-05

The suicide rate among our soldiers is high enough. why would the gov get these guys to play?

9 darklydreamingdayln 2016-12-05

Just four embarrassing pieces of shit, doing what pieces of shit do.

9 Proudofyourboy 2016-12-05

So much cargo can be carried in their collective shorts

4 [deleted] 2016-12-05

It's how he transports his allowance.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-05

Funny, but it wasn't until Jonah Hill's character in Superbad shit on cargo shorts that everyone thought they sucked. Kind of like everyone hated Kwame after Biggie made that comment about him being played out. So, your tastemakers are fat guys.

1 Proudofyourboy 2016-12-05

My autism makes me collect pinball machines. My hatred for cargo shorts and pony tails reach further than that decent movie.

1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-05

Yeah, but I mean, if I wear jean shorts, I'll get shit on with "Jorts" comments. So, what? I have to wear Madras shorts or something? What shorts are acceptable to today's fashion-conscious (faggot) youth?

1 Proudofyourboy 2016-12-05

Never wear shorts unless it's over 100F.

7 AntsCamera 2016-12-05

So fucking pathetic.

I could kick the shit out of these guys.

7 [deleted] 2016-12-05

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6 obvwan 2016-12-05

His reading glasses scream Rock 'n' Roll!

5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-05

Joe Cumia receives welfare.

4 Sigma1042 2016-12-05

the black ankle socks with white sneakers are worse than those hiking boots that never step into the woods but not as bad as those black old man shoes with shorts

3 Treet_Yourself 2016-12-05

Sleeves are for faggots!

3 anarchronism 2016-12-05

This reboot of King of the Hill looks like shit.

3 PharoahFaucet 2016-12-05

The second guy from the left is standing like he just got his asshole reamed out and the colorblind guy on the far right is the likely culprit.

Also, why are they all wearing black socks?

2 Billyassman 2016-12-05

Those muzzy's assimilate pretty pretty good, once ya clean em up.

6 John_Gulbunny 2016-12-05

This one still needs some training on how to stand, I'll give him a break though he probably has something up his ass

2 SegaCKY 2016-12-05

Is that American wristband his way of sending a subtle message to the Cuban government, what an asshole of a man he is?!

2 bonniesretardsister 2016-12-05

I have two questions.

Do they cover Discotheque?

Have they ever gangbanged a groupie together?

2 verdunkelt 2016-12-05

Guy in the Tabasco shirt has a serious case of DeRosa shoulders.

2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

His posture really screams weak man.

2 BaggySpandex 2016-12-05

Who the fuck wears a Tshirt from their preferred hot sauce brand?

2 TrackSuitVos 2016-12-05

That's definitely a Target or Kohl's purchase. Those thin shitty $10 shirts.

2 xBrianSmithx 2016-12-05

Joe looks like he is in severe joint pain. How do you get your legs that crooked?

3 [deleted] 2016-12-05

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1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

He also looks like he's leaning back so it gut won't tip him over.

2 [deleted] 2016-12-05

8 of the biggest tits at the show.

2 truthie 2016-12-05

What an insult to the troops that these freeloading zilches are expected to cut it as entertainment.

1 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-05

They had to pay for this picture.

2 Osborne-Cox 2016-12-05

Mysterious Gays

2 [deleted] 2016-12-05

I really hope there is a firing squad behind the camera.

2 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-05

Dude I didn't know you got Gregg Hughes to drum!

2 mcb84 2016-12-05

The 4 stages of the pregnancy stance

2 nguneer 2016-12-05

Oh my! Is that U2?

2 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-12-05

thats the saddest photo ive ever seen

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-12-05

Nice cargo pants

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1 lolercakesmcgee 2016-12-05

I just realized that 2U are the real life version of the Sick Fawkin Puppies. God damn it James Norton, you make me laugh. Gotta...rib...hurt...today.

1 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-12-05

The American flag wristband gives him that extra bit of douchey flair. Was he dishonorably charged from the military or what?

1 thewordthewho 2016-12-05

Did they actually perform in these clothes? Outside of Joe I am seeing the U2 resemblance of the group more than I have in the past...but there is only room for 1 pair of sunglasses.

1 Peckahnator 2016-12-05

How tall is Joe? I thought he is a tiny little thing, just like Antonio.

2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

5'10 maybe, Tranth is like 5'4 maybe 5'5

1 havingmadfun 2016-12-05

Who did they play for, the prisoners?

1 MedicatedHead 2016-12-05

Camo shorts.

I think my job is done here...

2 ChippusMaximus 2016-12-05

Fuck off camo shorts/pants are the most utility of clothing.

1 Osborne-Cox 2016-12-05