Ultimate FU to Opie by Sam

90  2016-12-05 by kevin121312

His wife having his biological kid. FACE!

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sniff It doesn't bother me in the fucking least. What do you call it? Bio-biol-biological? I swear I never heard of it.

Eric, where we at with the biological kids these days? This goes back to that Bam guy, right?

Treading on BamShells

Didn't Opie once say that people who use "big words" are actually dumb and trying to appear smart?

That's the ultimate FU to his poor kid. Imagine what Sam's offspring will look like. Yeesh.

Nah, I think it'll be more like Eddie.

Oh my god, again with you fahkin' haters...

the cuckoldry is the bit!

I want to impregnate Jess

It annoys me that HGH boy did.

Have you ever seen a picture of her? She's on the same level as Amy, but not as fat

I'm not even going rise up to debate something as autistic as trying to pretend Jess isn't smoking hot. Face it, the mongrel won this time.

I can't tell if you're joking or not, but I guess that's the beauty of this sub.

kevin only fucks models...not people who could have been models.

Amy at her prime was cute. Anyone suggesting otherwise is blind.

You must be a Jew. She is attractive to other inbred people only.

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Not Retarded: Double points

opies kid isn't his?

Bam's

ME: Keep manipulating the haters, sniff, like it's my fault I'm biallergical. A lot of people have allergies, Okay!

That's just wishful thinking.Get me Maury Povitch, do I have a show for him.

Wait does Opie not have his own kids?

Apparently, the first one is Bam's, but that's what I got from Anthony.

The second one he gave birth to himself.

Also most likely the child will be non-waterhead. DOUBLE FACE!

F-F-F-FACE

Sam has talked about how he had to take human growth hormone to become somewhat of an adult. It's almost sad, he probably should have been thrown in a pile. The runt of the litter has a trashy radio show, not worth it.

Edit: You wouldn't breed a sickly animal that can only eat chicken nuggets and required drugs to grow to full size.

He is the gimp traitor from the 300.

He also had some dick problem, which meant he had to get circumcised in his late teens. God did not want this creature to reproduce.

do you think sam can support it with his macman crotch chop gossip money?

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The second one he gave birth to himself.