Is that the Adrian from the Rocky movies?

That is what is known as a pectoral. If you're calling those manboobs, you are either self-conscious about your own and are compensating or you weigh 115 pounds.

Each floor is different. But mostly horse cum and aids blood.

estrogen

Adrian has more chin than a Chinese phonebook

Holy shit man...did you write this? This is true creative genius right here...first time I've ever heard anyone say something like this.

Hey, I'm the editor-in-chief for two highly-rated online humor publications...do you mind if I use this joke in our upcoming "Funniest Man Online" article? I'll give you full credit and everything.

And if you come up with any other gems like that, please let me know!

No need to credit me, as a student of the art of comedy I consider it a gift that needs to be given back.

Try harder.

Fawkin hilarious

Cuban titties

Who's the jig?

"american football player. In other words a total nobody outside of america..."

In other words known in the only place that matters.

Maybe in the sex traffic circuit fella.

Lol, who the fuck upvoted this? Do you assholes understand geopolitics?

I know you don't. It's a saying.

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Probably as big an athlete as O & A ever had outside the UFC.

I can name 2 1 American football players.. Dan Marino, cuz of ace Ventura And the guy who deflated the balls, I can't remember his name lol... I can't name a current NFL player

I'll tell you an easy way to figure out their names. Football and basketball are the black sports. So take a really basic last name like Jones or Washington, since all the blacks got Americanized last names when they were shipped over here, and give them same made up first name that sounds like it could be African but is probably just a product name like Aquafina. Then you got star quarterback of the Arizona Cardinals Quinoa Smith.

Black names are the fucking worst. It's literally impossible to tell an ironic black first name you just made up and the real name some parents gave to their kids.

Not to mention the fact that they don't know common spelling rules half the time either.

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Sorta like Opie and Anthony are? lol America is more relevant than the rest of the world combined.

When your countries media is seen by the whole world thats pretty relevant though. Just because most countries are too poor for any sports besides gay ass soccer doesnt mean they dont know football by choice, when they watch all our movies. Idk I dont really care Im just joking around but...being known in america is pretty much better than being known by the shitty rest of the world. I hope the Jaguars go to London, you guys will understand whats its like to laugh at a terrible football team and realize its a way better sport than gay soccer

Chicago? Is there another one besides the city here? Because certainly no one gives a fuck about rugby there, football sunday is a fucking great day here, I cant imagine it being worse than boring ass soccer. Most of my family is from Britian(my grandpa killed black guys in the movie Zulu with Michael Caine) so I got love for the Brits, but come on dont act like america isnt more relevant than all the shit over there

Lol really? Yeah Ive never noticed, the NFL is great though, like a lot of good american movies, even though a lot of them suck, too.

Not sure what televised darts is even like, but when you get football, itll catch on like the rest of American media and take over. Youll hate it at first because the Jags are one of the worst teams of all time, but theyll fire their coach and draft a QB and run their division and you guys will love it. Itll be fun.

I mean you listen to opie and anthony and not nigel&nigel right? Trust me American shit is more entertaining for the most part, besides some indie movies and tv shows

The world plays soccer because its poor as fuck and all they can afford is a crappy ball-shaped rock to kick around and bore eachother. Football is actually interesting and fun to watch, sorta like US movies compared to awful foreign ones.

Yeah Im drunk coming off a pretty bad cockblocking and am getting mad at whatever, have a good work day bro 😊

A rapper or a singer or an athlete

Fluoride. It's sapping their precious bodily fluids and feminizing them.

Those tiny fucking shitty bottles are fucked.

Maybe in the sex traffic circuit fella.

Lol, who the fuck upvoted this? Do you assholes understand geopolitics?

I know you don't. It's a saying.

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