Sam and Jessica are having a baby.

13  2016-12-05 by MalcolmX_InTheMiddle

Which is weird because Sam is quite the homosexual.

Due in February. Let the photoshops begin.

23 comments

15  breadmoccasin 2016-12-05

I wish them well only because the contrast of wishing well for Sam makes the constant bashing and hatred of Opie even worse.

11  RichHeads 2016-12-05

I would love to watch her give birth, what hospital?

10  NomadicWordsmith 2016-12-05

I hope the kid comes out midnight black

10  Bibimbap4211 2016-12-05

To prove Sam's the father?

1  Jaeromaru 2016-12-05

That and undeniable proof he is the mullato, mongrel! we all thought he was.

5  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-05

"My Baby is Black"

6  Dannyprecise 2016-12-05

The desire to procreate is incredibly strong. Look at the person she had to have sex with in order to pass her genes on. He's fucking disgusting.

2  Lish_fips89 2016-12-05

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

4  ObsessiveMuso 2016-12-05

Is Sams wife hot? I've always been curious as to how well he did looking like a kind of baboon hybrid monster.

6  APurpleSuit 2016-12-05

http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/2fkwqn/towning_around_with_sam_jess/

7  pj530i 2016-12-05

looks like meadow soprano

3  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-05

Only fatter.

Sure, she's out of Sam's league but so's Tippy Tom and Lady Di. And this was 8 fawkin years ago when she was in her prime.

Still 10/10 would cum inside her baby spout.

2  pj530i 2016-12-05

Season 1 meadow was a chubberella

3  Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-05

Hah the actress released a record that stank and the AJ actor got arrested for robbing a Pakistani hot dog vendor.

Kids huh?

1  blackoutjason 2016-12-05

Did he get raped by Kevin Bacon?

4  eastriverdriveII 2016-12-05

She's really cute. Now, this was eight years ago. Better than he deserves.

2  cringingdouchechills 2016-12-05

A "show" focusing on fun things to do in westchester visited a fucking cemetary?

-1  boofk 2016-12-05

Extremely average.

-6  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-05

She's a dive bar 5.

3  bellboy1973 2016-12-05

Is it ok how exciting I am that sam needs to throw his wrestling shit away?

3  JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-05

Great now Sam sill be a funny killing hole in about a year

3  Billyassman 2016-12-05

Sambo check your credit card statement for Chinese food,good indicator for due date.

3  RBuddCumia 2016-12-05

Tss tss I hope it fawkin falls out of her coota all dead and shit.

-6  Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-05

She's a dive bar 5.

6  APurpleSuit 2016-12-05

http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/2fkwqn/towning_around_with_sam_jess/