Imagine if the baby falls out, lacking a chin, body hair or a spine, wearing an Ozzy shirt.

That would be quite the miracle because Jim is a fagala.

Why doesn't Jim just come out as a faggot?

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Jimmy ain't gay, his boyfriend is.

Didn't know a woman could get pregnant from pegging a man with a dildo

that sexy opener's boyfriend is going to find out

Someone needs to call up and ask if his kid will end up retarded like Opie's kid.

u think the opster cucked him?

SIDE PIECE

I think he went all in with that.

Tit and our President-elect both forgot how geezer cum spits out autistics, no matter how young the trophy wife is.

I thought it was old bitches who made tards. Old dudes can still spread their seed with no consequences.

A man over forty is six times more likely to father an autistic child than a man in his twenties. A man in his fifties has triple the chance of the kid having schizophrenia. Humans aren't built to have kids any older than their thirties, male or female.

Ahh I stand corrected, thank you for your expertise, Foetus Corruptus.

Theyll figure that shit out in womb and you can suck out any waterheads no big deal

They'll figure schizophrenia out in the womb? Well boy, won't that be a neat trick.

What? De Niro also banged Lindsey?

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We all know shes a few months in with a little Falcone in her tummy

Member when Denny told a young intern to photocoppy her ass at the Sirius Christmas party?

I member.

Do you think Denny peed on her or she peed on him? It's where he gets his power.

"Hey Jess great news! I just got a huge promotion at work, I'm co-hosting with Jim in mornings now! My years have hard work have finally paid off!"

"Oh my god Sam that's so great! On a completely unrelated note, how about we have a baby? Like now."

I give it a year until Sam leaves her for something better. He's gotta be making decent money now and he'll have his own Nicolini situation before long.

He's making money, not Anthony during his best years/the few after that time- type money. Where Anthony could pull that kind of tail.

He was making $41,000 a year as a producer on O&A. He's got to be making six figures as Jimmy's partner on the air now. At 6 figures he can easily ditch his wife and find something better.

Hell most people on here think he was already cheating on his wife with that Katie girl who came on his show a lot.

Sam couldn't do better if he was a billionaire

Never underestimate the power of money.

Someone needs to explain to Sam that you don't get a girl pregnant by farting into a D&D book and saying some magic words.

Nice, timely reference.

You know, he really shouldn't mention that on the air; I know of a DJ who talked about that and the baby ended up being stillborn!

With the brutality of this sub, anything that goes wrong will be held against Sam. Like people here would say: "Sam's hobbies are fathering stillborn children." Now I wouldn't say that or "Sam's wife killed her fetus rather than raise his child", but someone else would.

Hoo hoo.

They taste great don't they?

Jolly rancher?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbLGbbfR14

Daily reminder that race-mixing is fundamentally immoral.

Nothing says "mongrel" like recording a youtube video on your phone and then uploading it to youtube.

kek, good one

I think this might be untrue

She's due in February.

And he just found out?

It's polite to inform the father first.

Slated

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So who really fathered the kid? Opie? Anthony? Jim? E-rock?

Personally I'm betting the kid comes out darker than Sam with a huge protruding tongue. Dassanegro

Yeah right you know how precious the Nagel seed is. It's not going to just any girl.

How many months until his spawn bursts thru the woman's chest and feeds off of her corpse.?

I thought Sam's race worked like mules. Half of one breed, half of another and completely sterile

No, we just hoped he was sterile

She's just going to give birth to a chicken tendie.

And not retarded.

Sam is a dunder head.

What do you guys think the baby's name should be and why should it be Harambe?

That's what he gets for hanging out with WhooKid

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Was she near any skateparks or bars in Philly lately?

You should write headlines for a living.

Won't see Uncle Paul no more.

Any pics of Sam's wife out there? Ant & Jim always claimed she was hot.

The only pics I've got are through a glory hole

http://i.imgur.com/BvfXTvc.png

Add 80 pounds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VuNmlT5vg0

sam and jess

They'll need to tease it out her pussy with a chicken nugget.

le troll face

Bam does it again.

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Sam thinks the bull got his wife pregnant

Congrats to him and his wife's boyfriend.

Maybe the Nagle seed is so potent it impregnated her without anyone knowing. Schinkle-bout it.

So the reverse oreo dipped his cookie finally?

Wow, he's gonna be a father. So does that mean half of him is going to run away and never come back?

Now he will finally have someone to fight over all that shitty kids Food he eats

His mom will just have to double the portions when she makes supper.

baby's gonna be a redbone.

I wish I had man ovaries in my asshole so I could let Sammy boy take the condom off and deliver a turd baby with an afro.

Sam Thinks he got his wife pregnant

Dassaliedoe

if a girl cheats on you its more than likely a black guy. i get the joke, but still.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/1mco79/is_this_jess_im_having_so_much_trouble_finding_a/cc888ug/

> 3 years ago
> "I hope she realizes that his failed DNA will create midgets."

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/35bfqb/sam_roberts_is_dating_katie_linendoll_right/cr2y3i4/

Sam on the Ron & Fez show, getting lectured by Ron about starting a family and having children. This was on March 23th 2015. Sam didn't want children.

Start listening at 14:50 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNEIX2S9jgE

Hilarious.

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Ok.... who's gonna make the first jess miscarriage joke?...

Obviously the hgh has made Sams sperms defective.

Questiong is, which bull did he choose to sire his sweet wife? Did he possibly use the precious nagel seed, which he has coveted for years?

man... can you picture sam's ghostly twink ass thrusting in and out of a woman to completion?

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Bigger shock chinee baby.Chinkee chow delivers as soon as nigger boy leaves house..

A man over forty is six times more likely to father an autistic child than a man in his twenties. A man in his fifties has triple the chance of the kid having schizophrenia. Humans aren't built to have kids any older than their thirties, male or female.

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