"A doll living in 'Barbieland' is expelled for not being perfect enough and sets off on an adventure in the real world. A Live-action feature film based on the popular line of Barbie toys." - IMDB.
Translation: beautiful white women are superficial and discrimnatory. Poor "white" Barbie, might not look as good as them, but has heart and personality to make up for her physical shortcomings.
They have to keep the illusion that fatties can get hot guys too casting kevin james would have all the slobs in the audience hating its or portraying it realistically
At least if she ever needs a heart transplant we won't have to waste a human heart on her. Unfortunately there will be one less blue whale in the world.
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22 [deleted] 2016-12-05
"A doll living in 'Barbieland' is expelled for not being perfect enough and sets off on an adventure in the real world. A Live-action feature film based on the popular line of Barbie toys." - IMDB.
Translation: beautiful white women are superficial and discrimnatory. Poor "white" Barbie, might not look as good as them, but has heart and personality to make up for her physical shortcomings.
Teaching us all a great lesson!
19 TriangleDimes 2016-12-05
You think she'll find a ruggedly handsome man in the real world to be her Ken? That might send the wrong message, better make him stupid too.
9 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-05
He eventually learns that his best friend is a dick and Barbie has all the answers.
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-05
It's gonna be a black transgender ken with Down syndrome.... because progressive!
3 LAMF92 2016-12-05
I heard hes also supposed to be 87 years old and 300 pounds. We dont discriminate when it comes to age or weight either
5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-05
But if Barbie doesn't find a good looking man fatty pig fattys won't leave their troughs to come to the movie.
2 LAMF92 2016-12-05
Hey buddy. Fat men are brave and beautiful, ok? Mostly brave, each day they stare diabetes directly in the face
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-12-05
Fat people are garbage.
4 LAMF92 2016-12-05
Yes and im sure hes not interested untill her inner beauty shines through, at that point he can no longer resist her voluptuous rolls
3 TheScarletR 2016-12-05
Word just came in, Chris Hemsworth casted as Ken
3 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-12-05
They have to keep the illusion that fatties can get hot guys too casting kevin james would have all the slobs in the audience hating its or portraying it realistically
12 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-05
No, she also steals things and jokes from people. She is a bad person.
12 baraksobamas 2016-12-05
She has an overtaxed heart.
3 timothymodine 2016-12-05
At least if she ever needs a heart transplant we won't have to waste a human heart on her. Unfortunately there will be one less blue whale in the world.
11 PaintedPicture 2016-12-05
I fuckin love it when Hollywood teaches me lessons on love and acceptance. Crash-best movie EVERR
9 holodog 2016-12-05
It's like Rudy for ugly broads.
2 VeritablyClean 2016-12-05
Amy would be better cast as a garbage pail kid
9 aprosbro 2016-12-05
Are you guys seriously going to post about the barbie movie for the next 18 months?
9 LAMF92 2016-12-05
I really hope not, but yes, probably
5 darklydreamingdayln 2016-12-05
We can't keep letting ((Hollywood)) get away with it!
3 DipsomaniacDawg 2016-12-05
I can't wait to read the first hate-review here.
"So my daughter wanted to go to the barbie movie so I HAD to see it..."
7 Ohitslikethat 2016-12-05
Has a talking vagina as a wacky sidekick. Spits out cum after every punchline.
10 Monospector 2016-12-05
Norton will finally get the breakout role he's been waiting for.
2 SirWallaceII 2016-12-05
you mean does a line of cum, surely?
6 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-12-05
Dont fawkin call me shirley cawksuckaaaa boom.fawkn killinum 2day
1 SirWallaceII 2016-12-05
my bad, Chip!
7 Woujo 2016-12-05
Well part of the joke is that Amy's fat.
6 Billyassman 2016-12-05
No no you ain't makin that movie with a white bitch.I'm callin Rev.Al.
7 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-05
We wuz babie dolls while white people wuz in caves. Dey stole it from us
1 schwoogiejoe24 2016-12-05
#wearekings
3 fish_flower 2016-12-05
Welcome to Trump's white America
2 ASUSPC 2016-12-05
Barbieland is having a pulled pork shortage and they have to kick out piggy girl for snarffing all the meats.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-12-05
She should play Clifford the Big Red Obese Dog in Louie CK's version.
2 LAMF92 2016-12-05
Hey buddy. Fat men are brave and beautiful, ok? Mostly brave, each day they stare diabetes directly in the face