You can brush my hair

Undress me everywhere

Imagination

Life is your creation

Come on Amy
Let's go party

What are ya a couple faaaggits?

remember, she can catch a dick whenever she wants

she says she's around 160 lbs ... looks closer to 200lbs

Her fat face alone weighes 50 lbs.

around 160, the way the earth is around the sun.

My momma told me not to stare into the sun

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Pumbaa Thurman.

Huau!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat

Eat my buddy Schumer here because she is a treat

Come on down and dine

On this tasty swine

All you have to do is get in liiine!

Aaaare you achin'

(Yup, yup, yup)

Foooor some bacon?

(Yup, yup, yup)

Sheeee's a big pig

(Yup, yup)

You could be a big pig too!

Hoy!

Way to wear a hoodie of something you would never participate in.

Keep walking Fatso, nothing to eat here.

Central park tennis cause dat bitch wantz to get fawkin tossed up or sumthinnnn

Taxis weigh less.

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I'd love to give her some Anderson Silva kicks to those fat thighs until she cries.

Non-Daily Mail Mirror

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Come on Amy
Let's go party

What are ya a couple faaaggits?