I was only jokin'

3  2016-12-04 by [deleted]

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25 comments

No one cares fag

You nincompoop!

(Also, how brazenly politically incorrect.)

I hope some big jungle nigger inseminates your boy pussy with HAART resistant HIV. I then hope you are relatively symptom free and it goes undetected until it culminates in full blown AIDS at such a rapid rate it makes medical history for its aberrant speed. I hope your T cell count becomes so low, and your immune system is so compromised, you then develop a systemic candida yeast infection that invades your aorta, CNS, and testicles simultaneously. Use of anti-fungals will be futile. I hope Kaposi's sarcoma develops all over your body but is particularly bad on your face and anus hole, so you feel very embarrassed/uncomfortable. I hope as the infection ravishes your body, and you take your last AIDS riddled, fungus infused breath, you think of how much of a faggot you were.

I hope you come to your senses. I hope you get cum in your ear and you can't hear your mother calling you for supper. I hope you die of starvation with cum in your ear. I hope you go crazy from all the sperm in your ear swimmin around sayin "why are we in his ear and not in his mouth like we normally are". I hope you try to get the cum out of your ear with a switchblade and cut your eardrum and get blood all over your moms shoes while your sucking her clit. I hope your mom kicks her bloody shoes into your asshole and the poo mixes with the blood and ruins your underwear on your wedding day. Piece'a garbage.

I'm not even curious to ask what it is that nobody cares about. I'll just assume I don't like you. Happy now?

That was my approach as well.

Ecstatic.

Word is on the street you let men with AIDS cum into open wounds.

Nu-uh. I ain't never let men with aids cum in my open wounds no more.

Seriously tho, I don't let them, I make them, at gunpoint, double gunpoint.

Yeah, no one cares you homosexual.

I'll bet 25 sweet dick tugs that the next guy says cum guzzler, any takers?

You're the only taker here, fruit.

Finally, someone can identify a set-up.

I can identify a cum guzzler, shitdick.

You can identify as whatever you want. Btw, you just won 25 sweet tugs.

Are these dry tugs or can some sort of lubricant be applied?

Lubricant can be applied or implied. Players choice. What's your pleasure young fella?

OP is a gay

Leave Opie out of this.

You're a queermo and no one knows what ur talking about

You're the Queermo, don't you know what that stands for? Q-U-E-E-R-M-O. Quite Unoriginal Enthusiast Expressing Retarded Modus Operandi.

oof.

Yea, nobody cares you queer

You're the clone of a clone, ya clown.

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Leave Opie out of this.