Sam's wife's ticking biological clock summed up in a picture.

43  2016-12-03 by McGowan9

79 comments

For someone like opie who's whole world revolves around 'going viral' on social media...it must really sting to see a former intern easily get over 100 likes per tweet and real comments

Tits has a pinned tweet of "highlights" from November that he tweeted 2 days ago. It has 14 likes on Twitter and 553 views on YouTube, with 20 thumbs up and 19 thumbs down.

James from NJ was right.

It has more thumbs down now.

:)

It's amazing because Chris Distefano could Instagram a video of a Starbucks cup and it'll get 3000 views

Opieradio actually negates the attention celebrity guests should bring to these abortions

41 down votes now.

Lads, please, we can do better than that.

:)

Edit:

76 down votes so a 3 to 1 ratio against.

Bravo.

He's such a dummy.. all Sirius have to do is look at his twitter to see how irrelevant he is and how little buzz there is around his show..

Sirius' research was, what did Jimmy say? "pretty even" between Jimmy and Tits?

Yet Jimmy got mornings.

What did they do, flip a coin?

"pretty even"? "pretty not even close" more like!

Feel free to upvote this post.

I think Jimmy is being diplomatic. My uninformed guess is that Sirius told him that he was significantly more popular than Opie, but he toned it down.

Hopefully, Opie starts the next battle and Jimmy drops the hammer (all day!) on Tits.

I tend to think Sirius didn't tell Jimmy shit and it was somebody else like an agent that told him that bullshit because nobody fucking thinks Opie is relevant. Even the 12 mentally handicapped people who may enjoy his shit show couldn't bring themselves to talk about tit's relevance

Edit: didn't they share Mr super agent or was that just o and a

That's because YouTube is downplaying the amount of views and likes. They're haters and can't stand someone who dosent fall into the "mainstream" spectrum

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Yeah over 100 likes for someone on a national platform. Sam sucks 5% less than Tits.

And yet greg has way more "followers" on his new show twitter. Hmmm

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are we lying about the success of JAM show again? his other tweets only have like 20 likes, JAM show tweet only have 10+ likes

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

Look what you did you little jerk!

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Especially from a fuck that didn't pay for shit. In the second movie he showers with the door open with a house full of children. Shuuurrreee

To be fair, he calls Kevin a pervert

The fact that I recognise that that's a fucking Home Alone reference is depressing. I should be flayed alive.

I thought it was an excerpt from the Pizza gate e-mails.

i was in a thread of that where someone was trying to say Home Alone was the pedophiles rubbing it in our faces. He made some claims that the jews got off on that stuff, and that the guy on the right was is memorial to their jew noses...

Pizza gate? You jim breuer and the pizza man?

The fact that I recognize that the line is actually "A whole cheese pizza just for me" and that you spelled 'recognize' incorrectly makes me realize how superior my brain is and that you should still be flayed alive.

The fact that you are so sure about your dialogue correction makes me believe your penis should be boiled.

oof you're right. I'm a faggot :(

"Recognise" is a British English spelling of the word, preferred in higher class surroundings over the -ize spelling. People who spell it "recognize" tend to also hold their knife like a pen while eating and went to schools that were free. I can't argue with your last statement though.

Well I come a from America, where people aren't savages and spell things correctly, i.e. American style.

We invented the language, old chap. You fuckers did come up with some good idioms though.

Fuck off with your Scotch name you haggis wearing, kilt eating Dunblane having nessy.

It's not my real name, just a handle. Like your one that sounds like if a WWF wrestler from the 80's went into gay porn.

80's

lol

You may have invented English, but we perfected it.

Alright, that's enough of this exchange

Ok...

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Yeah, you're smart, Gregg

https://youtu.be/RISQc8mptK4

It's actually "a lovely cheese pizza". You need to put a bullet in that superior brain.

Bahahaha @ the fag who said "Aren't you a little old for this?" and then got called out for having a transformer as his profile picture.

Fucker is making 6 figures and he's eating dominoes pan pizza.

Fucking man child. I'll volunteer for bull duty. Put a glaze on those bran muffins.

to be fair 6 figures in manhattan doesn't go that far.

He doesn't live in Manhattan, he commutes.

I doubt he makes 6 figures though. He's too dumb to pull that off.

I was under the impression he lived in Midtown. Either way, unless he's commuting from New Jersey the cost of living doesn't really decrease in that area. New York is fucking overpriced.

In the late opie and Anthony years He talked about how shocked he was at how little he was getting paid for how many years of work he was putting in. I believe he said his salary was like 30 to 35 k. Which is dirt, especially if ur married in the NYC area.

I'd bet he's still gettin considerably under 100k

How do you know it's dominos? surely you wouldn't order dominos if you live in New York

Its dominos or pizza hut. Both have black boxes for pan pizzas

What a fuckin gimp... I like dominoes because the only other choice is papa johns, but the dude lives in the city that's world renowned for pizza... and he orders fuckin dominoes.. I'm actually really fuckin angry right now

Being angry is no excuse for not using a full stop.

Englishman detected

Pip pip

Even we new yorkers order Dominoes sometimes. Sometimes you're actually in the mood for shit pizza.

You know, I can understand that.. I live within a 2 min walk of two of the best Chinese restaurants in the city, but some days il walk 5 mins to shitty wok to get that generic bright orange sweet and sour sauce and that crispy beef which I doubt is even beef... fuckin love it

I'm zeroing in on you pal. Either you live equidistant from Canton and Llandaff, or the Chinese food offerings have changed a lot, or you have shit taste buds.

Very warm

In which case I used to live pretty near to you. Ryder Street, just by the Beverly. Back when the Cayo was called the Apollo Hotel and was a proper boozer's boozer with grubby flock wallpaper and a pool room full of people drinking their giros instead of the gastro-pub BBC Wales luvvy nightmare it was when I was there last. Can't beat Cowbridge Road East for food, bingo or selling stolen goods to Cash Converters.

I feel homesick and nostalgic..

All your wildest dreams can come true on cowbridge road

I once saw a man administer another man a vicious and prolonged beating with an empty milk crate in the little alley next to The Clive. It is not inconceivable that this was a wild dream scenario for one or both of them, I suppose.

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It's got a St Jude donation picture on the side. You find which chain has that, you find your killer

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He moved on up from Little Caesars

Sam is a neanderthal twink.

Cro-magnon little boy survives on chain pizza and tendies.

This is an aspect of social media that baffles me. If you were drinking coke and eating dominoes at 10 in the morning like a complete loser, wouldn't you want to keep that to yourself?

This is just as bad as being a pretentious "foodie" in the other direction.

Grow up you dumb faggot. It's not cute or cool. And get some new fucking clothes.

Divorce her or leave one of your mutant loads in. Stringing her along like this is just cruel.

I bet his sperm has tentacles

Pizza and dominos at 10am, sneaker fetish and rap aficionado. He's definitely white.

I'm surprised that's not store brand cola and a Little Caesars Hot&Ready.

She's a nice looking woman. If he needs help, I will take one for the team.

Isn't there like a historic gourmet pizzeria on every corner in NY? The shit chains are probably more out of the way.

You are blocked from following @notsam and viewing @notsam's Tweets.

Lucky me.

i love how grown men on twitter are telling sam to grow up while they are on twitter like 12 year old girls. what is he supposed to be sipping a fine wine and enjoying a novel?

Hi Florentine.

at least hes not gossiping about vince macman crotch chop

drink coke out of the can like a fucking adult

Sam's eating a plain cheese pizza. He's clearly a manchild.

Can we get an AMA with sams wife?

For funnsies, his big-n-beefy manwife squats over his gargantuan forehead and takes massive NFL sized dumps all over his ugly neanderthal face while he stares at his new old sneakers whilst drinking an elite 'Mexican' coke.

I have kids and I'd eat pizza for breakfast anytime I have a chance. His choice in pizza is another matter.

Haha. I love that you posted this a day ago and Sam just announced today he and Jess are having a kid in February

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He's giving us clues to solve #pizzagate. He might be in on it as well. One of you conspiracytards put this on that website of "evidence". Also that pizza looks nasty. It looks like Little Cesars pizza. I hate the fat pizza like that.

He's such a dummy.. all Sirius have to do is look at his twitter to see how irrelevant he is and how little buzz there is around his show..

Hi Florentine.

That's because YouTube is downplaying the amount of views and likes. They're haters and can't stand someone who dosent fall into the "mainstream" spectrum

It has more thumbs down now.

:)

I once saw a man administer another man a vicious and prolonged beating with an empty milk crate in the little alley next to The Clive. It is not inconceivable that this was a wild dream scenario for one or both of them, I suppose.