They're going to form a rolling train and (classified) each other's (classified) until they shoot hot loads of (classified) into their gaping (classified).
We've arrived at Rio.... having a great time with the ladyboys here at Centaurus. The show will be Jing Jing's Jerkoff Jamboree at eleven o'clock. Playing for the cleanup bucket at the end of the show!! It's an honor!
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35 Bluesmoky 2016-12-03
They're going to form a rolling train and (classified) each other's (classified) until they shoot hot loads of (classified) into their gaping (classified).
16 takyon_deathyon 2016-12-03
Im so jealous of these middle aged men and the 2-3 beers they'll have in that lame ass sports bar
11 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-03
Joe is 59, he's at least 80% aged
2 Applesauceinmypants 2016-12-03
If his aids drugs stop working, maybe that number can be pushed higher to 99.999%
10 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-12-03
Nigga they got fawkin French's mustard!!! Pure class and exclusivity.
16 throwawawyy2 2016-12-03
Bet joe is drinking Arizona ice tea and eatin pigs feet like a true 69 year old black man
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-03
I think drinking a grape or pineapple soda and eating chitlins and hogmaws is slightly better, but yeah.
13 insertclevereference 2016-12-03
They took a bus to another hemisphere to eat at an Applebees?
12 xX_prowl_Xx 2016-12-03
If theyre in another hemisphere, why the fuck are they tipping with american dollars
27 PhilipMarma 2016-12-03
Joe doesn't know what 'hemisphere' means. He confuses it with 'time zone' and 'area code' all the time.
14 harriswill 2016-12-03
Holy shit you're probably right
1 puppy_action_team 2016-12-03
Maybe, just maybe he is in America Samoa.
5 JoeCumiaSr 2016-12-03
Joe is speaking to his Kenyan fans.
5 [deleted] 2016-12-03
They're on a NavyMWR tour.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-12-03
A real treat for Lady Di. Support Our Troops!
2 Mikekekeke 2016-12-03
2U's Boko Haram Tour forgot to get the currencies exchanged.
2 JerkStoreJ 2016-12-03
They take American dollars in a lot of places. Also, we already know that they're touring military bases so this is probably part of it.
Looks like there may be something here but I don't have a Facebook account so I can't be bothered to figure it out: http://m.facebook.com/mwrnaples/photos/pb.226485097379097.-2207520000.1474620629./1369115799782682
9 GullibleGilbert 2016-12-03
Brother Joe is extra rude to the waiters in hope they will spit in his food
1 ElectricHellKnight 2016-12-03
In those less civilized countries, there is no law against children working as bartenders.
0 RectalWarrior 2016-12-03
Lol you guys are killing me this morning
8 Peckahnator 2016-12-03
He is THIS concerned with us fucking with him? That's actually sad. We ruined his life so much he can't even have fun anymore.
4 K1bbler 2016-12-03
If your life can be completely derailed by internet strangers making a few phone calls then your life really isn't worth living.
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-12-03
(please don't get me fired from another job)
3 PresidentBaseball 2016-12-03
They're at comet ping pong
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2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-03
It should be (REDACTED) you ignorent spaghetti nigger...
2 OKChaps 2016-12-03
1 3stepsbackward 2016-12-03
Let's get our best detectives on the case.
10 lolercakesmcgee 2016-12-03
Let's not. I cannot stand this awful attempt to create "buzz".
1 johnajapanda 2016-12-03
Is it that annual Epcot gig they usually do?
1 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-12-03
I hope he's redacting it all because he's about to be a guest at a CIA black site
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-12-03
Do you think they have enough gum to cover up the smell of that much semen breath?
1 RacistPigeon 2016-12-03
So they are at a private gay club then?
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-12-03
What are the odds of the same shitty decor and condiments in 2 different hemispheres? This guy is a dope. And also a self hating racist.