As Jim said the other day "I'd eat her ass after she did a handstand on on her period"... Fuck I should blow the dust off of my old skateboard. Hang out, doing sloppy kickflips outside of their building from 3-6pm, I might get my dick sucked
She might as well spread those luscious mom-cheeks, because I'm in that B-hole then. I skated from 12-19 everyday, set up a ramp and rail in my garage for those NY winters. Just turned 32, it actually hurts when I fall now but I still got enough to take that anus!
At least 10% of the chat or instant feedback lines that he generally railroaded the funny with were good, funny, or relevant to the humorous banter going on around him. Maybe 10%.
19 comments
10 PretzlKing 2016-12-02
-He is a student of the human condition.
-he hangs up on people on the phone well.
-he's up to level 47 on candy crush.
-master of sudoku (easy-medium)
-says odd shit to people
-creator of endless videos just waiting to go viral.
-high level contract negotiator.
-bruuuutal underwater fighter.
-among the top 100 Long Island caddies. (He may be falling back on this soon)
7 TheScarletR 2016-12-02
He lends his smokin hot wife to sk8r boi's on a regular basis
5 carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-02
As Jim said the other day "I'd eat her ass after she did a handstand on on her period"... Fuck I should blow the dust off of my old skateboard. Hang out, doing sloppy kickflips outside of their building from 3-6pm, I might get my dick sucked
5 TheScarletR 2016-12-02
Her standards are pretty low. If you can ollie and/or shuv-it she'll accept you in her ass
3 carribbeanjimmy 2016-12-02
She might as well spread those luscious mom-cheeks, because I'm in that B-hole then. I skated from 12-19 everyday, set up a ramp and rail in my garage for those NY winters. Just turned 32, it actually hurts when I fall now but I still got enough to take that anus!
2 rachelmaddowspenis42 2016-12-02
I used to fakey fish tail ax grind zoo-ba-do 720s all the time......in Tony hawks first thirty seven h games.
1 RacistPigeon 2016-12-02
6 is smokin?
5 ventio 2016-12-02
here's an actual one: gave Patrice the chance to start the black Phillip show
2 Jackatard 2016-12-02
2 RacistPigeon 2016-12-02
He will die someday.
1 Megalox 2016-12-02
I'm sure he pays taxes
1 Imdyinoverhere 2016-12-02
He has given us the gift of Suuuure-rod and Victoria Henly...consistently.
1 oceanic231 2016-12-02
Ha. You called him Victoria.
1 Imdyinoverhere 2016-12-02
Lets not forget he has a good lookin set of choppers. That bottom row is cum-on-able
1 TheAndyPat 2016-12-02
His magnificent way of keeping you tuned in
1 Imdyinoverhere 2016-12-02
In OUR defense, it doesnt take much. Sometimes I look at pictures of cringey people on instragram just to be annoyed.
1 johnnyroberts 2016-12-02
he's white? (if polish counts...)
1 [deleted] 2016-12-02
[deleted]
1 placermutka 2016-12-02
At least 10% of the chat or instant feedback lines that he generally railroaded the funny with were good, funny, or relevant to the humorous banter going on around him. Maybe 10%.
1 Billyassman 2016-12-02
Has a lot of money. Hi Opie I'll be your friend. Hourly, daily or weekly.