Sub secret Santa, anyone interested?
0 2016-12-01 by stinksskc
I know there's those people who hate everyone here but I like a lot of you and think this would be fun and sweet. Anyone in? 20$ presents?
Edit, was feeling festive and I love you fucks. We've been through a lot here. We gotta do something here for Christmas!
41 comments
9 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-01
I saw a dude pat his boyfriends bum in subway today.... that was less gay than this post
6 Bluesmoky 2016-12-01
Using the word "bum" is gay but it also made your post funny on a different level so I upvoted it. Merry Xmas, ihaveaholeinmyass!
4 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Sorry just wanted to do something for my friends. And we've been an established community for over 2 years now.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-01
I'm only kidding dude... 😀
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Just needed to make sure you knew you were loved, it's part of my recovery.
1 Anarox 2016-12-01
I wish you a drug free xmas
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Heroin free... Still do blow and smoke weed. I'll never quit drugs they're too damn awesome.
3 PrincessSaga 2016-12-01
We all dream of a white Christmas for a reason!
1 Anarox 2016-12-01
You had your fun with heroin, no need to do a Mitch Hedberg or become a fucking degenerate like Artie. Blow and Weed is fine
5 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Heroin does lose its appeal, if you can get out that is. You realize it's just maintenance and not even fun anymore. Coke and weed are always fun however. I mean if you're sharing at least, those are drugs you share. If you are stingy with coke or weed you have a problem with coke or weed.
When I get off Methadone I'm not going to be the bone head who shoots up 4 bags like I used to. If I relapse I'll do 1 bag.this is all it takes to stay alive. Most people are greedy stupid retards tbh. I've never oded I've been shooting for 3 years. I know my limits
1 RectalWarrior 2016-12-01
If you are serious then you are only fooling yourself. You are on methadone and you still can't stop doing fucking coke? Are you kidding? Let me tell you, you are in for a rude awakening when you get off methadone if you did absolutely nothing at all to change your behavior.
4 stinksskc 2016-12-01
I'm on a 90 day plan to be off coke and dope. Please elaborate, am I fucked? This cum tastes like blood :(
1 RectalWarrior 2016-12-01
The fact that you are on a daily maintenance of a very strong opioid like methadone and you STILL can't stop doing coke does not portend well, my friend. And BTW, the fact you haven't OD yet doesn't mean anything, it can happen to anyone. There is horrible dope going around- it's not even heroin anymore-just extremely potent legal designer opioids. Whatever, it's your life, but I went through the same shit. Just don't kid yourself.
2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
I live week to week I can't afford to miss work for a week to detox. And honestly I'm scared. I've done it 2 times solo and 1 time detox, relapsed everytime like an asshole.
0 Anarox 2016-12-01
Artie said pretty much the same thing, just maintenance to not shit his pants, I tried coke but my heart is kinda shit so no bueno and I'm not much for getting jacked, weed however should not be considered a drug and it looks like the world is getting there
4 stinksskc 2016-12-01
I don't like the speedy drugs (coke meth) there's some people built for those and some built for opiates (heroin, oxy, vicodin) . Coke is great when you are drunk though, and Gavin got one thing right, if you're drinking and someone offers you a bump you should always take it.
4 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Also Artie is a pussy, I've done way worse cold turkeys than him and I never stabbed myself in the stomach. I was shooting almost 120$ a day he was snorting a few bags. He's a pussy and selfish. As much as I wanted to die I would never do that to anyone who loved me.
7 stinksskc 2016-12-01
This is off table due to privacy, but let's do something cool maybe pay a cam girl to do some degrading shit with the sub name behind her Idk just spit balling as I've learned there's way smarter people here than me. Especially since I started taking that new drug that makes you literally retarded
5 philtheprince 2016-12-01
Which one? Asking for a friend.
1 Anarox 2016-12-01
aw I was already starting to write letters in ancient sanskrit used by ink derived from my own feces and blood, that way the curse of impending doom of the recipent would be that much stronger
5 bellboy1973 2016-12-01
Sounds fun until someone buys a dildo for everyone
3 TheScarletR 2016-12-01
Then its a blast !
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Someone pointed out the personal info angle and they're right. Cant be done.
4 bellboy1973 2016-12-01
Sorry my first thought was either getting shit on my doorstep or a 12 inch dildo
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
No you're right we can't have the homies addresses out. Who knows brother Joe might try to sign up and show up with the sons of anarchy:(
1 philtheprince 2016-12-01
This could be him... remember him asking for "IT friendlies" and then he'd pay one a visit and the rest would shut up? This could be him being crafty.
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-12-01
Surely that would just increase the fun levels.
5 PrincessSaga 2016-12-01
We're not supposed to share personal info, lest we get doxxed.
7 stinksskc 2016-12-01
This is actually the best reason not to do it
5 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-01
Don't worry stinks I'll make a charitable donation in your name to this wonderful non-profit I've heard about called the Chip Chipperson Show.
3 PrincessSaga 2016-12-01
We could all meet at the top of the Empire State Building at midnight.
1 8818450 2016-12-01
Go fuck your mother.
2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
K she has aids but, maybe I wanna die diya ever think of that?
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2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Yeah realized this part is no good.... Oh well
1 spinuch 2016-12-01
How about secret santa with anus pictures?
2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Idk butthole pics do nothing for me, guess it'd be good blackmail material though so I'm in
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-01
Why? Will your mum get mad if we all come over and hang out in your basement?
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2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-01
I know, me and u/stinksskc have been spit roasting her corpse
2 [deleted] 2016-12-01
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1 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Cops are against my punk button code so... You're good
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-12-01
But spit roasting old dead ladies isnt.. that's punk as fuck!!! dvv dvv
2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Gimme that fucking badge
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1 Anarox 2016-12-01
aw I was already starting to write letters in ancient sanskrit used by ink derived from my own feces and blood, that way the curse of impending doom of the recipent would be that much stronger
2 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Gimme that fucking badge
5 philtheprince 2016-12-01
Which one? Asking for a friend.