He just absorbed his wife's friends and now he's the old guy in the group that no one really likes having around but tolerate because he pays for stuff.
I made it. I'm sexually harassing women online under his guise hoping a few file complaints and it's made public. Causing his divorce and public outcry for his firing.
They see each other once a year, and Opie just brings up the crazy bachelor party night they had 8 years ago. It's a good thing Father Doris doesn't know, brotherman!
Opie pays for stuff? We're talking about a millionaire who wouldn't give that degenerate ESD a lousy 4 dollars or something for a bet, meaning Dave couldn't eat that October.
Didn't ESD gain like 40lbs in an opie contest to win $500, only for opie to not pay? I'm surprised Dave didn't murder Opie. Let's hope it still happens
He's so devoid of real friends that his "crew" are his wive's brothers and their friends 2 states away, and of course his old boss "Brother Wease" up in Rochester. Why do you think most of Opie's videos are him wandering around NYC by himself like a lonely tourist filming homeless people?
You know, I live in Manhattan too. Maybe I should befriend Opie. I bet he'd be so grateful to have someone to hang out with. Or he'd be instantly jealous/threatened/suspicious of my motives and work to undermine everything I do and get me fired even though I don't even work in the same industry as him.
Yeah, the second one. It would probably be the second one.
I don't know. The Opester marries Lynsi and then all of a sudden Ryan Dunn is dead in a mysterious car crash? I think Ol' Pavement Face knew something that we don't.
The philly crew is real. They are just relatives and friends of Lynsi who act buddy buddy with Opie so they'll get some of his radio cash.
You know we always tease Anthony about supporting Joe and the other leeches in his family but Opie has it much worse. He has a wife, 2 kids, 1 of which is biologically his, his brothers and sisters and Lynsi's friends and family to give money to and support.
His apartment wasn't cheap. The kids go to private schools and probably get the best of everything. I doubt Lynsi shops at Wal Mart for her clothes so she's dropping money in the high end stores. I know Opie claims he didn't buy FH Riley's, it was mainly his brother and he just helped out a little but we all know that is bullshit. And I am sure he has given and still gives money to his other relatives. And her family is probably always hitting him up for "loans" and getting him to front them in businesses. Plus his wife probably dips into the bank accounts to buy stuff for people she knows and give expensive gifts to her parents and nephews and nieces.
All in all Opie might have far more leeches around him than Anthony. Maybe that's why he's so desperate to stay on the air? He might be hurting more financially than Anthony.
I agree with all of this. Also, Anthony's leeches seem very low-buck. I'm sure Lynsi has cultivated some pseudo-champagne taste on Tits' dime.
There's no way Tits has F.U. money.
Forget about whether you think Tits has enough money to retire. That's not the question. Does he have enough money saved and invested to keep Lynsi in the lifestyle she's grown accustomed to for the rest of her days?
She's in her early/mid 30s, no? She probably has 50 years left on this planet. You think Tits has that covered, along with the kids' college, healthcare, and various whatnots?
Please! You're talking tens of millions of dollars.
She should dump his ass now, when she can still get a somewhat high settlement and alimony/child support payment.
5 years from now, she'll be looking at half of a lot less, with Tits earning nothing, and with absolutely no future earning potential.
He's fucked, and she's even more fucked. Imagine life with a no-money-earning Tits.
Just a little joking speculation on the part of the sub. The joke/theory is that the son that Opie is raising is really Bam Margera's kid because he fucks Lynsi behind Opie's back.
Notice how the "Opie's Eye" view is from outside the circle? They don't accept him as one of their own, and rightfully so. Hes an outsider and will always be. Not one of them even looks at him, even after the circle breaks and they're all high-fiving and laughing with each other. Do you think there was a circle of awesome philly crew style at his wedding or did he just pick up the tab for the all the tux rentals because Lynsi said so?
Oh yeah, for sure. They're having this special friends bonding moment that has become a wedding tradition for them and here is opie the outsider just throwing their shit up on youtube. he wouldn't even be in the room if Lynsi didn't ask them to just chill with him for the weekend so he doesn't feel left out after the bikini-tini incident they all beat him up over.
They aren't his friend they're lynsis brothers friends and they have to hang out with Opie. Guy probably thought it was cool at first than actually got to know Opie
Seriously though can you remember either Opie or Anthony ever talking about any friends who weren't somehow connected to work or family? I can only think of Kevin Pollack.
this is sad he.He talks about a bunch of guys that are 20 yrs younger than him who live in another state and he sees probably once a year and pays for everything because thats the only way he can be allowed to hang with him and his wife probably just says to them please just be nice to him while i try and get as much money off this loser as possible
Oh yeah, for sure. They're having this special friends bonding moment that has become a wedding tradition for them and here is opie the outsider just throwing their shit up on youtube. he wouldn't even be in the room if Lynsi didn't ask them to just chill with him for the weekend so he doesn't feel left out after the bikini-tini incident they all beat him up over.
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62 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-12-01
He just absorbed his wife's friends and now he's the old guy in the group that no one really likes having around but tolerate because he pays for stuff.
22 two_phone_shawty 2016-12-01
I think him and his wife are on the rocks.... http://m.imgur.com/JAVsTzH
38 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-12-01
I hope Opie is on the rocks after driving his car off a cliff.
13 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-01
Haha stupid Opie all squished with his tits out.
lol
1 ThrowThrow117 2016-12-01
Haha stupid Opie. Rodents feeding on mammary tissue for weeks.
6 truthie 2016-12-01
There's no way he's only 53. He looks mid 60s.
8 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-12-01
Opie has the worst features of Scott and Todd.
3 Clean-Ween 2016-12-01
So where we at with the boat movie?
7 rottenseed 2016-12-01
I wanna see it
1 RamonFrunkis 2016-12-01
I need to know where you found this. I spent five seconds on Google and gave up
1 two_phone_shawty 2016-12-01
I made it. I'm sexually harassing women online under his guise hoping a few file complaints and it's made public. Causing his divorce and public outcry for his firing.
2 RamonFrunkis 2016-12-01
This is just brilliant. Could you imagine opening Tinder and getting jealous of his C-cups?
12 boku2 2016-12-01
They see each other once a year, and Opie just brings up the crazy bachelor party night they had 8 years ago. It's a good thing Father Doris doesn't know, brotherman!
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
Speaking of father Doris where's he at
1 lickitoff 2016-12-01
Someone needs to post the ultimate douchebag wedding party circle jerk video
3 blizzardsloth 2016-12-01
Opie pays for stuff? We're talking about a millionaire who wouldn't give that degenerate ESD a lousy 4 dollars or something for a bet, meaning Dave couldn't eat that October.
10 joomommyhappy 2016-12-01
Lynsi makes him pay for stuff.
2 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
I'm sure multiple members of her family are on the payroll.
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3 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-12-01
Didn't ESD gain like 40lbs in an opie contest to win $500, only for opie to not pay? I'm surprised Dave didn't murder Opie. Let's hope it still happens
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-01
See? Opie's not all bad.
1 blizzardsloth 2016-12-01
Wait what?
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-01
He fucked over Clownfag. Sometime Opie does good.
1 blizzardsloth 2016-12-01
Forget it somehow I managed to read that as See? Opie's not bald
1 1stunna 2016-12-01
They're not even her friends, they're her family, which makes it even more pathetic
31 regis69 2016-12-01
He's so devoid of real friends that his "crew" are his wive's brothers and their friends 2 states away, and of course his old boss "Brother Wease" up in Rochester. Why do you think most of Opie's videos are him wandering around NYC by himself like a lonely tourist filming homeless people?
13 Jelhead 2016-12-01
Or playing basketball by himself
11 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
This is legitimately depressing.
5 Dick_Kickass 2016-12-01
You know, I live in Manhattan too. Maybe I should befriend Opie. I bet he'd be so grateful to have someone to hang out with. Or he'd be instantly jealous/threatened/suspicious of my motives and work to undermine everything I do and get me fired even though I don't even work in the same industry as him.
Yeah, the second one. It would probably be the second one.
19 KnickedUp 2016-12-01
The Philly crew was always just code for his wife's friends' husbands...right? It's not like he was ever in Philly before meeting her.
16 schwoogiejoe24 2016-12-01
I thought it was her brothers.
18 KnickedUp 2016-12-01
cucked from all sides of the family tree.
18 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-01
I don't know. The Opester marries Lynsi and then all of a sudden Ryan Dunn is dead in a mysterious car crash? I think Ol' Pavement Face knew something that we don't.
13 TrackSuitVos 2016-12-01
Sounds like he got Dunn in. Knowwhutimean?
3 lifeobenreilly 2016-12-01
He can't keep getting away with this!
sniff
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-12-01
Huh huh vurry good
3 RacistPigeon 2016-12-01
Hi I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is "Drunken Porsche Flip"
15 fapworld 2016-12-01
Narcissists don't have any friends
21 Bossman_Spearman 2016-12-01
But at least they have this sub.
14 DaveNone 2016-12-01
The philly crew is real. They are just relatives and friends of Lynsi who act buddy buddy with Opie so they'll get some of his radio cash.
You know we always tease Anthony about supporting Joe and the other leeches in his family but Opie has it much worse. He has a wife, 2 kids, 1 of which is biologically his, his brothers and sisters and Lynsi's friends and family to give money to and support.
His apartment wasn't cheap. The kids go to private schools and probably get the best of everything. I doubt Lynsi shops at Wal Mart for her clothes so she's dropping money in the high end stores. I know Opie claims he didn't buy FH Riley's, it was mainly his brother and he just helped out a little but we all know that is bullshit. And I am sure he has given and still gives money to his other relatives. And her family is probably always hitting him up for "loans" and getting him to front them in businesses. Plus his wife probably dips into the bank accounts to buy stuff for people she knows and give expensive gifts to her parents and nephews and nieces.
All in all Opie might have far more leeches around him than Anthony. Maybe that's why he's so desperate to stay on the air? He might be hurting more financially than Anthony.
1 joomommyhappy 2016-12-01
I agree with all of this. Also, Anthony's leeches seem very low-buck. I'm sure Lynsi has cultivated some pseudo-champagne taste on Tits' dime.
There's no way Tits has F.U. money.
Forget about whether you think Tits has enough money to retire. That's not the question. Does he have enough money saved and invested to keep Lynsi in the lifestyle she's grown accustomed to for the rest of her days?
She's in her early/mid 30s, no? She probably has 50 years left on this planet. You think Tits has that covered, along with the kids' college, healthcare, and various whatnots?
Please! You're talking tens of millions of dollars.
She should dump his ass now, when she can still get a somewhat high settlement and alimony/child support payment.
5 years from now, she'll be looking at half of a lot less, with Tits earning nothing, and with absolutely no future earning potential.
He's fucked, and she's even more fucked. Imagine life with a no-money-earning Tits.
0 NJ_state_of_mind 2016-12-01
I always thought both kids were biologically Opie's. Am I wrong about this? I've honestly never heard this before.
1 uncle_touchy_dance 2016-12-01
I think he's making a reference to the rumor that Opie'd wife fucked or fuck Bam Margera and/or his friends.
1 DaveNone 2016-12-01
Just a little joking speculation on the part of the sub. The joke/theory is that the son that Opie is raising is really Bam Margera's kid because he fucks Lynsi behind Opie's back.
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9 6jesus6christ6 2016-12-01
They're not that close.
8 McGowan9 2016-12-01
If your brother in law and his drinking buddies are your closest friends, it's probably time to end your life.
5 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-12-01
I imagine it's about 12-13 stuffed animals that he keeps locked in a storage container in Philly and gives distinct personalities to like Cartman.
Probably like a giraffe or something he's appointed as his "best friend" amongst the Philly Crew.
6 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-12-01
I want this to be true and I want Homeless Andrew to break into that storage room and rape all of those dolls.
1 Leofan7 2016-12-01
I hope he's like Will Ferrell as Janet Reno in that SNL clip with a big Simba doll and a framed Bill Clinton photo.
5 FurdTerguson88 2016-12-01
If they do exist, how do they do it?
5 DNStorage 2016-12-01
I hope they all refer to him as "tits" when he's not around.
6 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
"Pay check" is more like it.
5 DocWheatley 2016-12-01
Oh they exist alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgLU_Zlei44
3 muffinthumper 2016-12-01
Notice how the "Opie's Eye" view is from outside the circle? They don't accept him as one of their own, and rightfully so. Hes an outsider and will always be. Not one of them even looks at him, even after the circle breaks and they're all high-fiving and laughing with each other. Do you think there was a circle of awesome philly crew style at his wedding or did he just pick up the tab for the all the tux rentals because Lynsi said so?
2 DocWheatley 2016-12-01
They were probably annoyed that he was filming them. Like when Ricky Gervais and Louis CK rolled their eyes when he was filming them in the elevator.
3 muffinthumper 2016-12-01
Oh yeah, for sure. They're having this special friends bonding moment that has become a wedding tradition for them and here is opie the outsider just throwing their shit up on youtube. he wouldn't even be in the room if Lynsi didn't ask them to just chill with him for the weekend so he doesn't feel left out after the bikini-tini incident they all beat him up over.
3 Doc_McCoy79 2016-12-01
No wonder they couldn't find Father Doris!!
He's like Brad Pitt in Fight Club! TIL
3 stinksskc 2016-12-01
They aren't his friend they're lynsis brothers friends and they have to hang out with Opie. Guy probably thought it was cool at first than actually got to know Opie
3 callmesnake13 2016-12-01
Seriously though can you remember either Opie or Anthony ever talking about any friends who weren't somehow connected to work or family? I can only think of Kevin Pollack.
2 JesseVentura911 2016-12-01
It's opie of course he does. No one calls themselves the "Philly Crew"
2 justchippinyaaaa 2016-12-01
I've always imagined Opie's friends consist of his wife and extended family. That's it.
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1 proto000 2016-12-01
He wasn't allowed in that famous circle dance
1 MedicatedHead 2016-12-01
It's going to be even funnier when Bam's cum holder divorces him and takes all his money after he's finally pushed out.
1 pta11 2016-12-01
this is sad he.He talks about a bunch of guys that are 20 yrs younger than him who live in another state and he sees probably once a year and pays for everything because thats the only way he can be allowed to hang with him and his wife probably just says to them please just be nice to him while i try and get as much money off this loser as possible
3 muffinthumper 2016-12-01
Oh yeah, for sure. They're having this special friends bonding moment that has become a wedding tradition for them and here is opie the outsider just throwing their shit up on youtube. he wouldn't even be in the room if Lynsi didn't ask them to just chill with him for the weekend so he doesn't feel left out after the bikini-tini incident they all beat him up over.