I fucked a mixed race chick once without a rubber and I was worried for weeks after that I might have aids.... Does that make me a racist?

Don't worry, You can't catch it twice

Depends did you make love to her bloody lesions?

"Heres a story, about a man named Brady..."

Should we go around looking for fags and offering them hugs?

Nice try.

I caught it from a Sudanese hooker or a Dominican tranny. Can't be sure which one

[deleted]

I've already decorated my house with rainbow flags and cans of chicken soup

RIP Kevin Meaney.

Jimmy, comment?

Woo! Aids for everybody!