He truly is the people's comic. After I get off a 13 hour over night shift I like to hear a comic yawn into a mic because he didn't want to make cumsies too quick. He gets me. And then for extra credit he'll periscope his bare feet slapping on his marble floor on the way to the door to sign for his room service. I'm in awe of his work ethic.
Can't wait for the joke about how he was entertaining a "girl" last night. You see he and Sam say "girl" with a wink and a nod because Jimmy really likes men dressed as women. But he really doesn't, it's just one of a large cache of crutches he leans on because he's an unoriginal creep.
Jim, like most comedians, doesn't actually know what being tired is. it is a thing they all know to say to get sympathy or to preemptively excuse some bad jokes.
Mostly true. But most comedians do have a drinking problem and are hanging out at shitty comedy clubs and doing coke with fat broads until the wee hours of the morning. Unlike sober Jim, they actually have somewhat of an excuse to be tired at 8am.
Eh, Put in 14 hours at the job site running on coffee alone and tell me if ya tired after that Jim. Go home and do it again day aftet day Hey but whatta I know.
And you know in reality he thinks he's some sexy demon with his creepy smile and thinks he's the ultimate tough guy by strong arming Apple employees on Twitter
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25 bonecrushingkisses 2016-12-01
He truly is the people's comic. After I get off a 13 hour over night shift I like to hear a comic yawn into a mic because he didn't want to make cumsies too quick. He gets me. And then for extra credit he'll periscope his bare feet slapping on his marble floor on the way to the door to sign for his room service. I'm in awe of his work ethic.
15 insertclevereference 2016-12-01
Can't wait for the joke about how he was entertaining a "girl" last night. You see he and Sam say "girl" with a wink and a nod because Jimmy really likes men dressed as women. But he really doesn't, it's just one of a large cache of crutches he leans on because he's an unoriginal creep.
14 NumeroOtto 2016-12-01
Jim, like most comedians, doesn't actually know what being tired is. it is a thing they all know to say to get sympathy or to preemptively excuse some bad jokes.
16 logcabinboys 2016-12-01
Mostly true. But most comedians do have a drinking problem and are hanging out at shitty comedy clubs and doing coke with fat broads until the wee hours of the morning. Unlike sober Jim, they actually have somewhat of an excuse to be tired at 8am.
13 Sippycupofpee 2016-12-01
Put in overly prepared happy sam in the mix with all his pencils sharpened and papers organized and you guys have your opie killing show.
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8 Patmcpsu 2016-12-01
Cut the guy a break; he has AIDS.
6 Tlk619 2016-12-01
Eh, Put in 14 hours at the job site running on coffee alone and tell me if ya tired after that Jim. Go home and do it again day aftet day Hey but whatta I know.
4 [deleted] 2016-12-01
He has an edging habit to support - have some sympathy!
3 JMueller2012 2016-12-01
Your pretentious quote at the end makes me hope that you get bird flu
2 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-01
Didn't someone say he's always tired on the ufc podcast as well
2 hoohootellemkeith 2016-12-01
Honeymoon's over, eh gang?
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4 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-01
Being tired in the ona days means he will only speak once or twice every hour
6 K1bbler 2016-12-01
Back when he only had something funny to interject with. Watching him try fill a show with his humor is just painful to listen to.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-12-01
Yuck I am a eww
And you know in reality he thinks he's some sexy demon with his creepy smile and thinks he's the ultimate tough guy by strong arming Apple employees on Twitter
5 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
It's because he literally was asleep on air. Hoodie on, face down on the console, passed out. It's why XM and KROK wanted to fire Jim.
1 joekercom 2016-12-01
Zero, he's not on the show today
0 patrick79x 2016-12-01
AIDS will zap your energy