r/opieandanthony: As Opie walks out the door of Sirius XM never to return, he passes a homely gay man, Fez Whatley, returning to restart the R&F show, singing this wonderful song about how to survive in this business they call show: *From the 8-18-2006 R&F show* (skip to minute mark 123:30

As Opie walks out the door of Sirius XM never to return, he passes a homely gay man, Fez Whatley, returning to restart the R&F show, singing this wonderful song about how to survive in this business they call show: From the 8-18-2006 R&F show (skip to minute mark 123:30 - 127:00)

7 2016-12-01 by michaeIcolestie

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6 PassProtect15 2016-12-01

that's some good fantasy booking

3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01

He leads a private life.

1 BumbiBestie 2016-12-01

Exactly

2 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-12-01

Fez walks into the studio, stands triumphantly. "Fez Marie Whatley is BACK!"

A second passes. Then Ron looks at him coldly, then stands up, and screams "THE SPIDER'S GAY!!"

Tears well up in Fez's eyes. He runs to the elevators, down to the first floor, out into the street and doesn't stop until he collapses in front of a cab, which takes him immediately back to Florida.

Chris turns to Ron. "Every September?"

"Every September. Like clockwork." Then they turn back to the show.

As Opie walks out the door of Sirius XM never to return, he passes a homely gay man, Fez Whatley, returning to restart the R&F show, singing this wonderful song about how to survive in this business they call show: *From the 8-18-2006 R&F show* (skip to minute mark 123:30 - 127:00)

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As Opie walks out the door of Sirius XM never to return, he passes a homely gay man, Fez Whatley, returning to restart the R&F show, singing this wonderful song about how to survive in this business they call show: From the 8-18-2006 R&F show (skip to minute mark 123:30 - 127:00)