4 2016-12-01 by Ant_Sucks
8 Thomas_Daly 2016-12-01
I hope his child is abducted.
5 K1bbler 2016-12-01
That will be the story he goes with when he inevitably murders her.
5 GhostOfMichelleM 2016-12-01
Anything to get her away from that monster.
6 RJPennyweather 2016-12-01
All this means is that OP traveled through YEARS of Oswalt's Twitter for a non funny joke to impress depressed alcoholics on the internet.
3 Anarox 2016-12-01
2013:
You see three pillows but I see a pillow sandwich but not for long 'cause here comes Mr. Sandman. #gentleTweets
https://mobile.twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/399437495336587265
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-01
Now I lay me down to sleep/I pray The Lord my soul to keep/If I should die before I wake/My wife poisoned me
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/274066083827290112
God damn amateur detectives over at the FBI all it took was a simple Google search and we have pattern, method and probable cause.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-01
[deleted]
2 GhostOfMichelleM 2016-12-01
Sadly I never got the chance to.
3 [deleted] 2016-12-01
He's like the twitter version of the zodiac killer. Only, along with cryptic messages of death, he leaves shitty jokes.
2 RectalWarrior 2016-12-01
He had the motive. Now this unequivocally shows he also had the means.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
Ratatouille is a nervous nelly...
11 comments
8 Thomas_Daly 2016-12-01
I hope his child is abducted.
5 K1bbler 2016-12-01
That will be the story he goes with when he inevitably murders her.
5 GhostOfMichelleM 2016-12-01
Anything to get her away from that monster.
6 RJPennyweather 2016-12-01
All this means is that OP traveled through YEARS of Oswalt's Twitter for a non funny joke to impress depressed alcoholics on the internet.
3 Anarox 2016-12-01
2013:
You see three pillows but I see a pillow sandwich but not for long 'cause here comes Mr. Sandman. #gentleTweets
https://mobile.twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/399437495336587265
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-12-01
Now I lay me down to sleep/I pray The Lord my soul to keep/If I should die before I wake/My wife poisoned me
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/274066083827290112
3 Anarox 2016-12-01
God damn amateur detectives over at the FBI all it took was a simple Google search and we have pattern, method and probable cause.
1 [deleted] 2016-12-01
[deleted]
2 GhostOfMichelleM 2016-12-01
Sadly I never got the chance to.
3 [deleted] 2016-12-01
He's like the twitter version of the zodiac killer. Only, along with cryptic messages of death, he leaves shitty jokes.
2 RectalWarrior 2016-12-01
He had the motive. Now this unequivocally shows he also had the means.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-12-01
Ratatouille is a nervous nelly...