Patton Oswalt in 2011: Every journey begins with a single step...

4  2016-12-01 by Ant_Sucks

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I hope his child is abducted.

That will be the story he goes with when he inevitably murders her.

Anything to get her away from that monster.

All this means is that OP traveled through YEARS of Oswalt's Twitter for a non funny joke to impress depressed alcoholics on the internet.

2013:

You see three pillows but I see a pillow sandwich but not for long 'cause here comes Mr. Sandman. #gentleTweets

https://mobile.twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/399437495336587265

Now I lay me down to sleep/I pray The Lord my soul to keep/If I should die before I wake/My wife poisoned me

https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/274066083827290112

God damn amateur detectives over at the FBI all it took was a simple Google search and we have pattern, method and probable cause.

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Sadly I never got the chance to.

He's like the twitter version of the zodiac killer. Only, along with cryptic messages of death, he leaves shitty jokes.

He had the motive. Now this unequivocally shows he also had the means.

Ratatouille is a nervous nelly...