possibly my favorite opie "joke" of all time
66 2016-11-30 by GeauxTiger
its the follow up this famous Patrice line...
"read this palm you gypsy bitch."
after that it was Opies time to shine, and i just love the obvious thought process on display here. its a master class on comedy
- "Patrice said something about gypsies."
- "I should say something about gypsies."
- "I don't know anything about gypsies."
- "Oh, ok, horoscope. Fortune telling. Maybe I can tack onto that."
- "Uhhh..."
"Read these tea leaves."
- "Nailed it."
34 comments
57 boogsuge 2016-11-30
Then he said "why didn't we come up with that earlier" ...."we"
36 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-30
Opie often says "we" when referencing the group's effort in delivering comedy. He has never in recorded radio history contributed to any comedy.
9 placermutka 2016-11-30
Never. Not even once.
2 valley_pete 2016-11-30
And he never paid for drugs! Not once!
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-30
Goddamnit this is a dark fuckin' period!
9 IgorTufluv 2016-11-30
The only thing worse was when he would say "we" bring "the intelligence."
7 TriangleDimes 2016-11-30
And then he'll give his satisfied approval like "good job" or "bravo" as if he's some sagelike faggot Pai Mei of comedy.
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-30
Swiping his tit from left to right instead of his moustache
1 Superbad415 2016-11-30
imagining him doing this made me laugh so fucking hard.
2 Bibimbap4211 2016-11-30
Ironically his next gig will be recording radio in Syracuse as Brother Weeze's board op.
1 StutterinPrickYou 2016-11-30
Swamp Ass
26 GeauxTiger 2016-11-30
well between patrice, ant, and jimmy, opie is an equal part of the comedy team, why shouldnt he say "we"? it almost feels as if youre implying hes not on their level.
6 lolercakesmcgee 2016-11-30
Note that Vic Henley also frequently uses "we" when he's really feeling his oats in studio. I can't fucking stand him.
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10 StuntPeckah 2016-11-30
That's why Opie and Anthony allowed up and coming young joke-tellers like Patrice to sit in with the big boys for no pay, so they could fill in the occasional comedic scraps that the hosts might miss.
17 packitchofsositch 2016-11-30
I hate myself for just letting shit like that go when it first aired. It was neglectful, even complicit, like when kids were getting fingerpopped by the thousands and the vatican turned a blind eye. Here comes the titster every time to try and rape as much of the credit from a joke as he can. The only thing that makes it better is that he always failed miserably.
14 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-30
Ruin joke, stomp brakes, take caller, repeat.
"Let's say hi to fuck face in shit heap town"
9 Opthony 2016-11-30
If he actually said that to a caller it would be hilarious. Too bad he wouldn't.
9 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-30
One thing I will always appreciate ant for was his (rightful) total hatred of callers.
9 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-30
Those type of callers are Ants only audience these days lol. The only funny part of TACS is him treating the callers like they're his equals now.
7 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-30
That was my favorite part about the first couple of weeks of TACS. He had to pander to those zeros. Nicknamed callers are the worst!
2 slothlivesmatter 2016-11-30
You spelled cake wrong
6 itrits 2016-11-30
aHpIe MaDe A fUnNy JoOkE
5 verdunkelt 2016-11-30
My favourite Opie joke is his marriage.
4 APurpleSuit 2016-11-30
tss read deez tee leaves or sumpthin tss
2 harriswill 2016-11-30
Tee leeves why not S leeve tssss
0 urbanfervor 2016-11-30
Reading all the leaves fa la la la la
Mortimer leaf is a cunt fa la la la la
3 georgie_best 2016-11-30
This is by no means his worst moment. Don't you remember this? This is worse because they have the whole excruciating thing caught on camera...
https://youtu.be/WghW7GyAcWQ
Special easter egg: jim's awkward reaction to one of opie's comments... "heyyyy".
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1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-11-30
I mean, at least this type he didn't just completely repeat someone elses joke, hoping that they would still get a slight chuckle out of it.
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1 DeclanGunn 2016-11-30
I went to buy a used car from a skateboarder, found my wife's dress in the backseat. I get no respect.
0 Awkawardsilence 2016-11-30
The only time Opie actually made me laugh was when they were making fun of Half a hulk face and he said "That sperm hit the egg from the fiftieth floor".
I laughed. Loudly. Then I cut myself.
-6 turnthemaround 2016-11-30
Would've been funnier if you just said 'aHhpReeL faHllz' and was done with it.
10 CookieHaid 2016-11-30
*aHhpReeL faHllz
15 turnthemaround 2016-11-30
That's what my comment said originally and you have no evidence otherwise.
14 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-30
Ruin joke, stomp brakes, take caller, repeat.
"Let's say hi to fuck face in shit heap town"
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-30
Swiping his tit from left to right instead of his moustache