"Yo what style you want?"

"I want to look like a Black Grandmother."

"Say no more, fam."

LUUUUUU~V DAT DIPPIN' AT SAHAG'S

"oOoO chile, your 'natural' is as big as MINE!" - the black woman at Disneyland

"We're gonna cut that nigger mop off your head as soon as I finish sucking this wetbacks cock." Joe Cumia sr.

Ctfu fam ol carpet head ass nigga 😩👌🏾💯

Take your "fam" nigger humor elsewhere, faggot.

Sweet jesus does that look like a bad rug

It's an individually placed rug

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Cumia's wigs never look good!

Just for men calls that shade "nobody believes you're white."

He's not hindu and thats the only place that shade happens.

Dis nigga got clown hair

" Bozo? "

Dassabozo

Looks like that Jew from American Pie.

The guy who tongue tornado'd Tara Reid?

no, the guy who fucked the pie.

no, that guys dad

Despite his excessively Hebraic appearance, that guy is apparently of part English and mostly Italian/Sicilian descent. That whole Mediterranean/North African/Middle Eastern genetic pool is hard to navigate sometimes.

Who loves you, baby?!!!

In teen movies of course they make the gentile, the loser that prematurely ejaculates and fucks pastry desserts while the Jew is the too cool for school wisecracking sidekick that everyone loves and gets to fuck the Milf

Jesus, if you were balding why the fuck wouldn't you just shave it all off. It looks fucking ridiculous

Working out for Brother Joe!

That's the only thing that leech has going for him, he didn't fight his baldness. Of course being a douche bag he shaved his head thinking he'd look like a tough guy, but at least he didn't drop ten grand on awful Hair plugs and God knows how much a month on awful hair dye

You can't fight nature - you end up looking like an asshole

If he dropped $10K on that, he is either cheap or stupid. A guy with his wealth ought to be able to afford top notch shit. I spent $35K out of pocket over the course of 2.5 years on several crowns and implants and I'm just a working class guy.

How bout some pics of your implants?

They're dental, not breast. They replaced worn down molars

Perhaps a working tooth implant is slightly different and possibly less expensive than a hair implant from the 90's?

Vanity is for faggots and retards. Get out.

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You're a fucking moron if you're actually in the working class and you spent 35k on hair replacement.

Hey it's Chico Marx!

Ha, all that's missing is the dago fedora.

Ol Soy Sauce hair

I have a complete lack of skills....

His hair should be on a puppet in an antique store.

"It's not a DOLL, Joey, it's a puppet."

Bring back the baseball cap.

Bring back the hat and goatee and lose the ridiculous suit.

The goatee? Is it 1999 again?

So he should grow a Williamsburg hipster beard? And wear a porkpie hat instead of a baseball cap?

No. Maybe he should try to look and act his age.

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Morey's wigs don't come off!

" I want my money!

Fuck him! "

I heard this man sucks on tranny peckas

Marion hair.

You're a Marion hair!

Anthony's hair looks like James Caan's helmet from 'Rollerball.'

He looks like Alice the Maid.

http://mediad.publicbroadcasting.net/p/shared/npr/styles/x_large/nprshared/201406/318264844.png

I'm gonna take the down votes and say no, he doesn't. At least not enough for the joke to work.

srry

I'm gonna take the down votes

Yes.

He's has a particular set of skills. Fucking 20 year old trans women and then passing out from a accute alcoholism. And he will find his gun... eventually.

You can even swim with it!

He looks like a Tim and Eric character.

That fucking sidepic of the bird with Anthony's hair and a bud light makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.

At least hes not yellow anymore.. I guess

They fired rat and whoever they hired apparently knows what white balance is.

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The cirrhosis is on vacay.

so he hates colored people but loves colored hair?

My 62 year old mother-in-law has the same shade of I-wish-I-wasn't-grey "brunette." At least her hair is still her own though. And she's not as much of a twat.

It's fucking Shatner hair from the Star Trek movies.

I'll have the Ronald McDonald helmet in chestnut brown please. Yes, I'll pay extra for the undercoating.

does anybody truly want to sit there and watch him sit at a desk, not moving?

why did he think getting a desk was a good idea... why does he film it like it's a sound stage...

Every time they post behind the scene photo with him and the green screen I just feel sad

He could get into the Patrice benefit with that disguise.

I don't enjoy his new perm.

you seem to be implying that that might not be his natural hair color at this (extremely late) stage of his life

That's a wig, and a terrible one at that.

TASTE, but don't TOUUUCH!

Anthony Piscopo. I lost my guns my dear friends.

Why does he remind me of Mr. Hankey in this photo?

Because you're always thinking about doody because you're a very dirty little boy in need of a good scrubbing?

He's looking Moor and Moor like Estelle Getty. Bald Sicilian fuck.

It even stands up to...hurricane winds.

Please tell me this isn't real...

dunks head into MinWax

What kind of man buys hair implants then dyes it?

Oh Jesus, that was my biggest laugh all day. I didn't expect that.

Clairol or Revlon?

I'd actually have more respect for him if this was a DIY job, but no, he goes to an actual hair salon to get his hair colored.

He needs to burl that weave.

Hair Helmet.

He looks like Paul Micheal Glaser's Mom.

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Looks like it was colored in photoshop. Looks so fake.

Bring back the Convy.

eh, in his defense he would look like a ginny nazi if bald.. he really has no other options

With that hair on his head, he could probably take a chairshot or two and feel no pain.

hey lets all give this guy a make over fellas!

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Yeah that's fucking original

Wearing the suit jacket, I guess he rolled over hungover and realized today was his hour 13 of Info wars day.

Must have gone in for another hair follicle treatment recently

http://s09.radikal.ru/i182/1001/1c/71f6eba38d6c.jpg he is looking very.............. yeah

It's Maude Klanders

He's trying out an disguse to sneak Into the Patrice benefit, This is the jew lawyer from carlitos way

" Bozo? "

No. Maybe he should try to look and act his age.